Another new day.
The sun was shining brightly, and the sky was clear for miles. It seemed like today would be a pleasant day.
Of course, that was assuming I could ignore the Imperial Commanders on the roadside selling bootleg discs, telling fortunes, grilling lamb skewers, selling Tibetan medicine, hawking fake jade, and various other activities…
I just couldn't understand it. With their abilities, finding any kind of job should be a breeze. Why did they have to come out and affect the city's appearance?
"Because fighting with city management is a very fulfilling thing to do. It lets everyone experience the fun of battle," Pandora said while clutching my hand tightly and pretending to be a blind girl.
Suddenly enlightened, I said, "Oh, so that's how it is... Wait, Lili (we're back on Earth now, so her name should have changed), how did you know what I was thinking?"
Pandora replied, "Brother, you just said what you were thinking."
"Uh— is that so..."
At school, everything was normal. The classmates were still goofing around, the fat guy Zhao Hang was still distributing advertisements, and I was still sleeping on the desk. The events of the past few days seemed so distant now, as if they never happened, ah, such blissful normal times!
"Ah—Jun!" A sweet female voice suddenly sounded in my ear. Without looking up, I knew it was Qianqian's voice. Since I came back from the Otherworld a few days ago, this girl had been sticking to my side. Basically, once we got to school, her figure wouldn't leave my sight for more than 10 seconds. It seemed my disappearance last time really scared her.
I didn't lift my head, reached out, and accurately ruffled Qianqian's hair, then continued to sleep.
"Hey! Could you please not treat me like Lili! And why do you start sleeping as soon as you get here? Are you all right in the head?"
I mumbled in response, "I exercised too much at night these days, I urgently need rest."
"What?!" Qianqian burst into flames instantly.
"…Lili wanted me to tell her stories..."
"Oh…" She cooled down.
Hugging a cute little loli and reading her stories from a book sounds like a wonderfully enticing thing, but if this little loli's book is "World War History," the feeling gets very peculiar.
Given Pandora's extremely unique taste that far exceeds that of an ordinary loli, after returning from the desert, I made a resolute decision: to begin a well-behaved Pandora training plan!
The first step of this plan was to use Earth fairy tales (it seems someone forgot that middle school students had already outgrown fairy tales) to activate Pandora's loli heart!
So, I gave Pandora some money and let her pick a few books she liked from the bookstore as my gift to her.
The little one happily went, as it was my first gift to her.
And she happily came back, with twelve brick-thick volumes of "World War History" in her arms...
My well-behaved Pandora training plan encountered an unprecedented challenge right from step one.
As I joked with Qianqian, suddenly, a gritting voice came from Sun Yang, who sat in front of me: "Hey, you two, if you're going to get cozy, could you please do it somewhere else? It's really hurting the heart of a single guy like me..."
I turned and said, "If you could lose weight, you would have long escaped single life."
"…Stop joking. We're in our senior year! I really don't understand how you two can have so much free time. Even the teachers turn a blind eye to you..."
Of course, the current homeroom teacher was Pandora's deputy officer and my trusted general. Even if I had a bonfire party in the classroom, she wouldn't have any questions.
At this moment, Zhao Hang, who was busy spreading some gossip near the podium, suddenly smacked his head and exclaimed, "Hey! How did I forget this— there's big news today!"
Everyone jeered, "All right now, when isn't your news big news!"
"This time it's really big news," Zhao Hang said confidently with his arms crossed, not in the least irritated by the jeers. "It's definitely a major event in the history of our school!"
Seeing Zhao Hang begin to get serious, everyone knew this was truly interesting—usually, as long as this fatty spoke in that tone, it meant there was something genuinely intriguing.
Seeing everyone's expectant gazes, Zhao Hang looked around proudly...
Those who knew his temperament well all spontaneously ducked to grab their benches.
Zhao Hang ducked his head and quickly said, "Don't, don't, I'll tell you! We have a new student transferring in today!"
"Ahhh—" the crowd let out a collective sigh. That news wasn't all that interesting. Transfer students were quite common. Even in senior year, a transfer student wasn't peculiar enough to pique the interest of these bored individuals.
Zhao Hang clearly anticipated everyone's reaction, and calmly continued, "But she is a beauty~~~"
Passerby A joked, "We can be sure of at least one thing, that she's a woman?"
"That's not necessarily true," Passerby B chimed in, "Judging from our beautiful teacher Pan Lingling, fatty's aesthetics have improved."
"You two, stay out of this!" Zhao Hang swung his round arm, suppressing the joking Passerby A and Passerby B. "I'm telling you, this isn't only a beauty but also a blonde beauty!"
"A blonde beauty?!" The guys exclaimed.
"A foreigner?!" The ladies exclaimed.
"Crash—" an emperor toppled.
On the podium, Zhao Hang continued introducing the newly transferred foreign blonde beauty, and everyone listened with great interest.
"I'm telling you, she's absolutely gorgeous! Luxurious golden hair, noble temperament just like a princess. The moment I saw her, I fell in love. I've decided that I must win her over before my high school life ends..."
Blonde beauty, noble temperament, like a princess, well, very powerful...
Sandora, apart from Sandora, I couldn't think of anyone who would appear at this time and fit those characteristics so well.
"Ah Jun, why did you slide under the desk?" Seeing me suddenly slide off the bench, Qianqian was startled and quickly pulled me up, asking with concern.
I waved my hand and said, "It's nothing, I was just startled by fatty's news."
Qianqian immediately eyed me suspiciously, "Do you know that blonde beauty?"
I nodded—trying to hide it now would be impossible. Otherwise, Sandora would definitely blow our cover once she came. It was better to admit it outright now than to let Qianqian build up unnecessary suspicions later.
"Strange, I feel like there are suddenly a lot of unusual people around you. Lili is one thing, then Lin Xue, and now another one—what's her name?"
"If I'm not mistaken, Sandora is here this time—she's my... fellow!" I finally thought of a way to explain Sandora's identity, and I whispered to Qianqian.
"Fellow?" Qianqian was initially puzzled, then quickly remembered my Superpower User identity and immediately lowered her voice to ask, "Like you? Also..."
I nodded quickly.
Qianqian understood and then smiled sweetly, "Ah Jun, why are you so nervous?"
Seriously, confessing to your girlfriend about how you met a beautiful stranger, if I wasn't nervous, there would be something wrong.
"Don't worry! I didn't suspect you. Don't we have that bit of trust between us? It's just, there are suddenly many unfamiliar people around you, which makes me nervous. I feel like you're excluding me from something..."
Hearing Qianqian's complaints, I felt a bit guilty too. After all, I had been hiding many things from her. I had considered being honest with her, but I was really worried about whether she could accept my identity. This was different from Lin Xue, who was just an ordinary friend. Letting her know some things didn't worry me as much. But Qianqian was closer to me, which made me more concerned and unable to be as honest as I was with Lin Xue.
At this moment, the bell rang, and the noisy classroom quickly quieted down.
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With a series of rhythmic footsteps, under the expectant gazes of the crowd, a beautiful figure with flowing long hair quickly walked up to the podium.
The outstanding commander of the Empire, and also my current class teacher, Ms. Pan Lingling made a dazzling entrance!
Seeing that everyone had quieted down, Pan Lingling nodded in satisfaction, then cleared her throat and said, "Students, today we have a new student transferring into this class. Perhaps some of you have already heard from Zhao Hang, this new student is a great beauty!"
"Wow—" Applause erupted from below.
I sighed below, Pan Lingling was really getting into the role now.
At this moment, a familiar and very comfortable spiritual wave suddenly emanated—Sandora was here.
The classroom doors were pushed open from the outside, and then four burly Northern European men in black suits filed in...
Huh?
As soon as the four bear-like strong men entered, the classroom, which was filled with low murmurs a moment ago, fell into dead silence. Every student tensed up, looking at each other in confusion.
"Ah Jun..." Qianqian, sitting to my left, called out in a small, frightened voice, "What's going on?"
I said wearily, "That Sandora..."
The four heavy infantrymen of Xyrin, dressed like European Mafia, stood still like statues at the two corners of the door and the podium as soon as they entered the classroom. In an instant, it seemed as if the air around us had frozen solid.
Immediately after, the sound of light footsteps echoed from outside the door, and a blue figure accompanied by a dazzling golden aura flashed into the classroom.
Sandora quickly walked up to the podium, sweeping her noble and proud queenly gaze slowly across the classroom. A slight sound of chairs shuffling followed from various corners.
Seeing all eyes on her, Sandora gave a polite smile, then bowed slightly and said, "Hello everyone, I am Sandora, Sandora Kelvy Yurasis. I will be spending the next six months with you, and I hope we can get along well."
The classroom was silent, everyone was stunned by Sandora's beautiful face and noble demeanor, forgetting how to react. Almost everyone had the same thought: "Did some noble student from Canglan Private High School accidentally walk into the wrong school?"
In fact, given Sandora's status, even Canglan Private High School looked no different from a primitive tribe's straw hut in her eyes. Since they were all straw huts, it didn't matter which school she went to...
"Alright," seeing the awkward silence, Pan Lingling quickly stepped forward and clapped her hands to bring everyone back to reality, "Sandora's introduction is over. Now, shouldn't we give her a round of applause?"
The students finally snapped out of their daze and immediately clapped enthusiastically.
Pan Lingling gestured for everyone to quiet down, saying, "I believe everyone is very curious about Sandora's identity. Due to Sandora's request, I will keep it a secret for now, but you'll soon find out. Now, let's arrange a seat for Sandora—"
Pan Lingling's gaze slowly swept across the classroom and then landed on me.
I quickly crouched under the desk.
Unfortunately, such a disguise technique was not going to work...
Pan Lingling said, "The seat to the right of Chen Jun seems to be empty, you can sit there for now." Then a series of light footsteps approached.
I felt a tightness around my neck and was pulled out from under the desk by some monstrous strength. Sandora's happy face appeared in front of me the next second.
"Hello, Chen Jun!" Sandora cheerfully said, not caring about the astonished looks around us, as she burrowed into my arms, rubbing against me, "Hmm, it's still most comfortable here..."
Hey, hey, hey! Are you trying to get me killed?!
"Chen Jun—" A chilling male voice sounded by my ear, startling me. I turned and saw a pile of compressed fat in my sight.
"Fatty! Are you trying to scare me to death?" I said angrily.
Fatty said with a tearful face, "My first love, it's over... You are too unscrupulous, with the class beauty Qianqian already, now..."
Sandora peeked her head out from the side, "What's a class beauty?"
I pushed Sandora's head back down and said angrily, "Look what you've done!"
Sandora's shocking act silenced the whole class for a second, then there was a synchronized "Wow—," followed by countless burning gazes directed towards me, so intense I could almost hear the "hiss" sound they made cutting through the air. The most intense of these gazes came from my left side.
"Ah Jun—" Qianqian's ominous voice rang beside me, a palpable oppressive aura spreading out from her, and for a moment, the entire classroom felt like a dark, stormy day filled with wailing ghosts... Ahem, sorry, I seemed to have confused Qianqian with Arthas...
It seemed Qianqian was truly angry this time. Understandably so, even the most thick-skinned girl would have an outburst in such a situation. Based on the saying "the deeper the love, the deeper the hate," Qianqian not drawing a silver-edged, golden-backed machete right away was a very calm reaction.
I forcefully pushed the puzzled Sandora away, then nervously turned my head, "Uh... Qianqian..."
"Hmph!" Qianqian coldly snorted, turning her back towards me.
I looked around, then carefully said to Qianqian, "Qianqian, are you angry?"
Qianqian cast a sideways glance at Sandora, who was still flailing on the desk, and said icily, "What do you think?"
Great, at least Qianqian was still responding to me. If she had completely ignored me, that would have been a real tragedy.
"Um... Qianqian, things aren't the way you think. Sandora's just like that, it gives me a headache too..."
"Did I do something wrong?" Sandora asked curiously.
"How dare you ask?!" I said angrily.
"Alright, alright!" Qianqian waved her hand, "I know what you're like. Even if every man on earth cheated, it wouldn't be your turn!"
... Qianqian, your trust in me is very touching, but why do I still feel so strange?
"Qianqian, so you're..."
"Trust is one thing, can't I get angry? Also, you better find some time to explain why Sandora is sticking to you and no one else!"
After temporarily pacifying Qianqian, I began to explain to Sandora through our spiritual connection just how shocking her behavior was.
That morning's classes were the most torturous I had ever experienced, with burning gazes filled with high energy constantly hitting me from all sides. The terrifying pressure released by Qianqian continued lingering around me, while Sandora's unpredictable antics constantly kept me on edge.
Not just me, everyone else also had a rough morning, thanks to the four bear-like men in black suits standing at the corners of the classroom.
I suddenly had a thought: this must be what it's like to have a school controlled by aliens... With a Hollywood director, this could be turned into a big movie about humanity, rights, and dignity.
Sitting like needles for hours, the final bell rang, signaling the end of classes and a cheer from the students, only to be quickly stifled by the men in black, causing everyone to choke up at once...
Grabbing Sandora's hand, I dashed out of the classroom. She exclaimed, "Ah, Chen Jun, what are you doing?!"
"Picking up Lili... I mean Pandora, and explaining things to Qianqian—look at the trouble you caused the moment you arrived!"
I now had a strong premonition, Sandora's arrival would be the biggest trouble I'd ever encounter in my life!
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