Chương 436: 100 episodes of filler?
Me and gohan are already waiting at the landing site of the saiyans goku has already been revived and is on his way here. Right now the z fighters or whatever they are called are currently being destroyed Yamacha is dead. Don't care never liked him. However I have gohan percent the death of tien and chiaotzu as I like the little mime thing. I watch from up above a plateau as gohan 1 hit kills Nappa. Satisfying.
I hop on down and walk on over with kale.
"Who are you?" Vegeta demands. I wave my tail at him.
"I'm just a saiyan and who are you short stuff." I bend my knees and put my hands on them to get eye level. "Are you a wittle bitty saiyan as well?" I ask in a baby voice.
"How dare you I am vegeta prince of all saiyans!" He shouts out firing a ki blast at me. I just slap it away and grab him by the face squeezing it.
"Honestly every time I hear you say that phrase it pisses me off. Prince? Your a prince of a dead planet you've failed. You got your asses whooped by frieza and then went to serve the one who killed your planet what a joke." I say squeezing his face harder making it crunch a little. "Honestly your arrogance is undeserved little man." I reach behind him and rip off his tail. "Sweet a souvenir." I say throwing the tail in my inventory. He lets out a muffled scream into the palm of my hand and tries to hit me with more ki blasts. I just beat him into the ground a few times until he stops.
"Really now? How rude I'm here trying to have a civil conversation and here you are throwing stuff at me. Didn't your father ever teach you better? Oops my bad." More angry shouts and ki blasts.
And he tastes dirt a few more times before going limp. "If your a bad child vegeta you get punished you should know this by now. Maybe it's why your so short you didn't drink your milk or eat your veggies now your just a spoiled little shit." I chuckle. He goes to hit me again but thinks better of it.
"I see we can teach an old monkey new tricks how thrilling." At this point goku shows up. I toss vegeta over to him. "Here you go by the way your friend Yamcha died to a plant you should probably not waste any wishes on him." I say
"What? Yamcha died we can't even wish him back unless we use the namekian dragon balls." Goku shouts like an idiot. This is heard over the scouter which I made sure not to destroy and freiza is already planning his way to namek. Perfect.
After that I put the scouter in my inventory. "Well what you do with the midget is up to you I'll be off now.
After that it goes almost the same except vegeta doesn't use his oozaru form since I took his tail but he does escape.
Gohan does not return with Goku and quickly flies off after me at a speed Goku can't reach. When we are far enough away I warp us all to namek and summon Porunga for another 3 free wishes. I then lead the namekians to flee namek since frieza is coming and transport them all to earth. The dragon balls included. Then I just toss out a capsule house and wait for the arrival of frieza.
Here's how it goes down. Frieza arrives. I use genjutsu on him and make him think goku is fighting him in super saiyan form and cuts his body in half. I use predator on that half of his body stealing the frost demon bloodline for myself and making a body for it. Free stuff right?
He thinks he blows up the planet but just flees with massive wounds I gave him. I've killed off all of his minions. And got a free ship.
Vegeta comes, genjutsu for him aswell so he remembers all that. Bulma and krillen arrive I kill krillen. He has to die anyway soooo. Eh. Goku arrives genjustsu on him he goes super saiyan fights a fake freiza who killed krillen. I steal the entire planet of namek.
Honestly it's pretty pathetic if you think about it. However I did get to beat up vegeta some more. Then we all go back to earth happily. Well for some time atleast. It's going to take about 2 years for trunks to show up and about 3 more years until the androids show up.
Ugh why does everything take so much time.
I figure I might as well train with my frost demon form see what that's all about. Only down side is I lose my penis in that form. How sad.
Do frost demons lay eggs or something? No idea.
Gohan continues to train with me.
Slowly time passes I continue to steal the dragon balls so they can't revive Yamcha or Krillen. Im going to take android 18 for myself thank you very much.
There's literally nothing they can do about any of this. I just happily wait it out. Finally the time has come and trunk is about to arrive and goku gets back from training in outer space.
My group flies off to meet them since I'll get another free space ship from frieza if i do I'm so excited.
Sure enough there's some ripples in time and space and a machine breaks through right after cyber frieza lands Gohan quickly kills them off and I take the ship as my free loot. Consider it tuition if you will. Trunks quickly rushes over in confusion. I tried to make it so time doesn't change that much. But I'll start swapping stuff around from now on.
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