Chương 297: Mutual Disadvantage

"Hi everyone! I have seen this tag float around the internet and had to jump of the train!" Laurence exclaimed. 

"A lot of you have been asking me who my girlfriend is." He paused and looked straight at the camera without hesitation. "She is the loveliest woman on the planet, her gaming skills and humor above and beyond anything I could ever ask for..." And he went on to talk about how magnificent this woman was. 

"I'm going to poop my pants," Angelina chirped as Laurence went about his monologue. 

"I'm on the same boat as you," Katherine sighed. 

"-But. It's not who you think it is. This woman exists only in my imagination." He let out a soft chuckle. He went off frame for a second before returning with a human sized pillow with an anime girl on it. "This is my waifu. My girlfriend... the woman I have given my soul to." He smirked. 

From off the camera, the viewers could hear Ian snicker. "She must be warm and cuddly!" he teased.