Chương 29: Party #3

With Sakaki sleeping I had a fun idea. I decided to use his lap as a pillow and sleep. His entire leg is bigger than my head so there's more than enough room. I'm hoping Kensei we'll take a picture of this when he gets back. His leg is as tough as it looks, not comfortable at all. But that doesn't matter with my type of body I can sleep anywhere literally. My original body was a lot like this too I could sleep through anything.

I'll just sleep for a few hours someone should be making supper soon. An hour later I was forced to wake up because someone was shoving me.

"....co...on...id...y lap...n't.. ed." (Sakaki) (Come on kid my lap isn't a bed)

I lifted my head from his lap with my eyes still closed in a tried looking manner. I thought he would sleep longer but I guess he wasn't drunk enough.

"Hmmm." (Seth)

"If you wanna sleep go to your room." (Sakaki)

"..Uh-..Hu." (Seth)

I then got up from the couch and waddled slowly out of the living room to my bedroom. I turned off my light didn't shut the door and jumped into my bed. The bed itself is as hard as rocks but the sheets are very nice quality. I decided to sleep until 5 a.m. I'm going to make Make Akisame life a living hell by acting like a child. I wonder how it'll go?

*Sudden POV change Sakaki*

"Lazy brat." (Sakaki)

"He might be but I think he's quite intelligent for his age." (Akisame)

"Akisame huh I thought I sense someone around." (Sakaki)

"Indeed you're enjoying his company more than I thought you would." (Akisame)

"He's a funny brat I'll give him that." (Sakaki)

"Still, you woke him a lot later than I thought you would." (Akisame)

"Oh, then when did you think I would wake him?" (Sakaki)

"Immediately after you woke up but 20 minutes man I didn't know you had it in you." (Akisame)

"I was just hoping you weren't Shigure she seems to like the brat." (Sakaki)

"Ha, I understand she hasn't shown much interest in anything since the whole situation with her father." (Akisame)

"If you asked me it's a bit unhealthy." (Sakaki)

"Her obsession with the kid or her not finding anything that interests her?" (Akisame)

"Both." (Sakaki)

"I see what you mean but I don't think there's any harm." (Akisame)

"Why do you say that?" (Sakaki)

"I think what she's doing is more instinctual." (Akisame) Akisame then sat next to Sakaki on the couch.

"Because he's a child?" (Sakaki)

"More or less." (Akisame)

"Have you finished his Gi?" (Sakaki)

"Not yet that's why Kensei and Apachai are out right now." (Akisame)

"Will you be able to finish it before the party?" (Sakaki)

"I will don't worry about that." (Akisame)

"Right I have more important stuff to worry about." (Sakaki)

"Kensei's bringing food back." (Akisame)

"Yeah, but does Shigure know?" (Sakaki)

"I already told her." (Akisame)

"Thank God." (Sakaki)

"You don't even care what he's bringing do you?" (Akisame)

"Do you?" (Sakaki)

"Not really." (Akisame)

"My point exactly." (Sakaki)

"Who's gonna wake him up for dinner?" (Sakaki)

"We'll just get Shigure to do it." (Akisame)

Kensei and Apachai finally came back after 2 more hours of being out. About the time that old pervert and adult child came back. He brought back hundreds of boneless chicken wings with a few side items going from green beans, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese and biscuits.

"So did she cook like I thought she would." (Kensei)

"Indeed she did and we left some just for you." (Sakaki)

"Haha, thanks but I'll pass." (Kensei)

"I don't give a flying crap if you "pass" I'm gonna shove it down your goddamn throat!" (Sakaki)

"Apa?" (Apachai) He said with a confused look.

"*Exhale* Why don't you guys just prep the table I'll go get Shigure and Seth." (Akisame)

*POV change Akisame*

I swear to God when Grandmaster isn't here they act like complete children. Seth is still asleep in his room I'll grab Shigure first and make her wake him up. I found Shigure in her room in her blacksmith building. I'm kind of jealous she gets her own building.

"Shigure the foods here wake up Seth then come get some." (Akisame)

"*Nods*" (Shigure)

She immediately disappeared and heading to that house. I didn't think she would move that fast I guess she's hungry or just wants to see Seth it's getting a bit harder to read her. When I got to the kitchen table Seth and Shigure weren't there.

"They're not here?" (Akisame)

"I thought you said you were going to go get them?" (Kensei)

".....Ok, I'll go grab them." (Akisame)

Everyone was looking at me as if I was an idiot gr~eat. I found Shigure standing in front of Seth's room looking in.

"Aren't you gonna wake him?" (Akisame)

"...He's sleeping." (Shigure)

I just had my greatest idea, I hope Seth never finds out he'll kill me somehow.

"Don't tell me you want him to go to bed hungry?" (Akisame)

"He's hungry?" (Shigure)

"Of course he is look at that face, but there's something even worse than that." (Akisame)

"Worse? What is it?" (Shigure)

"He hasn't had a bath yet." (Akisame)

*Swoosh*

Did she already figure out what I meant maybe Sakaki's right? Huh never thought I'd think that. Either way that did work better than I thought better get to the table, I don't want him to see me right outside his room he'll figure it out.

*POV change Seth*

Is someone shaking me awake it feels like an earthquake?

"mmmm." (Seth) I raise my upper body from the bed to see Shigure standing over me.

"Goowd morning." (Seth)

"Its evening supper-time let's go." (Shigure)

"Ok." (Seth)

I raised my arms to stretch but it seems like she thought I wanted her to pick me up so she did. She immediately headed to the kitchen and nearly took the sheets with us if it wasn't for my quick thinking. Why is she in such a rush? She's not even carrying me the way she usually does.