Chương 264: Zombies damn it

*a few minutes after Tenchi left the gymnasium*

The coach was looking around and to his great dismay he couldn't find any of the equipment other. No basketballs, baseballs, even bats. suprisingly even the net was gone.

Coach: Hey Busujima-kun do you know what happen to all the equipment

Saeko: no sir, well I better get going now...

He shakes his head then he decides to head to file a report for stolen items.

As he goes to the office he talks to the rest of the teachers and askes them if they heard any missing items...not wanting to admit off the million of yen worth of equipment gone...

Teacher: well now that you mention it huh whats that

Coach: (Damn it I was so close) whats the matter

Teacher 2: look at that there are a bounch of people trying to break into the school

Teacher 1: lets go coach, lets make sure they don't cause any havoc

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Rei: Hey why don't you kiss me and do more stuff

Fodder guy: What do you mean I-I

Rei: the twins were right, I mean I don't even know why I started dating you

"get a room"

Rei: huh, did you say something

Fodder guy: I said is there any way we can stay together

Rei: No...wait are...are you crying

Fodder: I just thought we be together

Rei: gross...

"How to turn off a girl. #8 ugly crying" (but seriesly that girl is hot.)

Rei: I mean I thought you were good looking at first but now

(well she's kind of a bitch..)

Suddenly within the school there is a lot of screams

Tenchi: (hmm, lots of screams...if I was a hero, I'd go around and rescue everyone...lets see Keima would find it a pain and just ignore them, ma-kun is a coward and he would just run away, as for Rikuo...he actually would help them...for free...)

It doesn't take long for the spread to occurs,

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Tenchi looks at the them being surronded by Zombies

Rei: damn it...

Fodder guy: (I can't let her die)

I wasn't going to help but...as I said she is really hot.

*boom*

Superhero landing

Tenchi: no need to fear, for I am here (I stole that from that loser everyone hates all might)

Rei: wh-who are you?

Tenchi: I'm your guardian

Rei: guardian angel

Tenchi: NO ! I aint a god servant...(wait if I'm King's yama's right hand wouldnt that make me...no angels are gods)

Fodder: umm, nows not the right time for this...

he had several zombies around him

Tenchi: *sigh* here

I threw one of the baseball bats near zombie feed guy (ZFG)

ZFG: Thanks, I'm in the baseball team

he says as he bashes one in the head

Tenchi: what about you?

Rei: *plays with her hair* I'm in the Sojutsu club

Tenchi: I...know, I meant do you want a weapon?

Rei nods

Tenchi: (hmm, sojutsu...huh...I was trying to fuse all of them together to make a new weapon for Wanko but they are still weaker than her old weapon.)

Rei: this is...wow this Yari is amazing

She easily pierced through ones head

Tenchi: (its just basic alchemy<span style="line-height: 1.66667;">.) </span>

Rei and the ZFG started to assault the zombies and Tenchi watched as Rei moved her boobs would shake and a lot as she moved

Tenchi:(shes wearing a bra righ?)

She then jumped up and pierced down at a few of them out

Tenchi: *wistles* nice moves(ass too)

ZFG: Hey why aren't you

Swoosh

the remaining zombies were destroyed with a baseball

Tenchi: but you have to strike the head

Rei: amazing!

her eyes looked like they had stars in her eyes and she went close to Tenchi

Tenchi: oh you have some stuff on you here

ZFG: Huh, why are they in there own world...

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Rei: huh my phone isn't working

Tenchi: yeah...how strange(Shit isn't this because I put a barrier around Saga...did the barrier...) Don't worry, we'll find your parents

They see several military hellecopters and try to signal them but they ignored them and flew away from the school

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Saeko:becoming one of 'them' is like contracting a disease

She say as she chop one of the head off

She then keep running taking out more of them while trying to find Tenchi. Then she sees that school nurse Marikawa Shizuka and another student were about to be attacked in the infirmary.

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Shizuka was sleeping on her nurses room and wakes up upon hearing announcer that they being attacked by Them. As the outbreak began, Shizuka is seen to be with a Miku Yuuki in the nurse's office, fighting off a student who became one of "them" while she grabs some medicine. Also, Shizuka analyzes that if anyone is bitten, then it is over for them. Just when she was about to finish, a wave of"them" charge in. After what seems to be their impending doom, Saeko Busujima comes to her rescue and subdues all of "them".

As they leave the office, Shizuka decides that they should go the faculty room, to get her car keys so they can escape the school. Along the way, she trips and cries Shizuka: Oh Jeez, what is this?!".

Saeko simply responds that her clothing isn't suitable for running, therefore Saeko rips her the side of her skirt to make an opening. Shizuka gets mad

Shizuka: This is Prada,

but Saeko replies "what is more important, your life or a brand".

Shizuka only manages to say both, before they hear Saya Takagi screaming.

AN: Sorry about the chapters...I guess the death effected me more than I thought. I'll try to push through. I know I'll start drinking again. that solves everything!