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Wife, You Can’t Run After Eating

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Chương 1: Prologue

Some terms that will be used

yatou: girl (Usually used for servant girls.)

di: legitimate

(In Ancient China, men could have many concubines (Note that they could only have one wife though). If the child was born of the main wife (The one that was actually married to the man) the would be termed the di daughter/sons. If they were concubine born, they would be termed the shu daughters/sons.)

____'er: a term of endearment

gu niang: miss

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From the sky, small droplets of rain poured down, causing Feng Zhi Yao's hair to become damp and her skin creamy. Her morning make-up had long since disappeared from her simple face. Excluding a pure and elegant nature, her slender and thick eyelashes adorned her eyes, carrying a few tears. At the moment, she looked pure and untainted, making people fearful of blaspheming about her.

When Zi Yun looked at her lady, she noticed that even under the sadness her lady felt, her lady still had a beautiful temperament. With this, even she couldn't bear to continue watching.

At the next moment, she remembered her master's command. Quickly, she prepared some reassuring words of comfort. "Eldest Miss... Eldest Miss, I beg you not to remain in the rain anymore. When you get wet, your body will become uncomfortable. Then what will you do if you end up with a cold?" Her anxious words held within it much concern.

"Zi Yun, I love him. I really am innocent, so why doesn't he believe me? Why does he want to break out engagement?" As Feng Zhi Yao spoke softly, she cried, her tears blending in with the rain. It was hard to tell if her face was covered with a little more tears, or a little more rain.

"Eldest Miss, as the saying goes, there is no fragrant grass under the heavens. Why should you suffer from unrequited love with Qi Wang, that stalk of grass, !" When Zi Yun spoke the two words, 'Qi Wang', she gnashed her teeth. If he had not been so unyielding in wanting the engagement to be broken, Eldest Miss would not have gone outside so early in the morning to think, subsequently getting wet from the rain.

"Zi Yun, it's just that I am unable to do this..." Looking into the rain which was becoming increasingly heavy, Feng Zhi Yao shouted, "I really love him! When I first saw him, I went crazy with love! That time, I was only twelve!"

"Eldest Miss, don't be like this, let us return to the room! Your body has always been quite weak, you shouldn't let the rain soak you." As Zi Yun and Feng Zhi Yao had grown up together, they were like sisters. "Eldest Miss..."

Feng Zhi Yao's eyes flashed as she recalled scenes of her time spent talking gently with Qi Wang. She had tried her best to forget, just that her mind was unable to control these scenes from spilling out.

At the moment, accompanied by the loud roars of thunder was the rain. It was becoming heavier and heavier while the sky turned darker. The sounds of thunder came one after another, while the lighting illuminated the sky. The wind was extremely strong, causing tree branches to snap. In just an instant, the rain would become even heavier. Within just a short period of time, it was like the rain was pouring down, the sky resembling a humongous waterfall.

A gust of wind blew by, causing the waterfall like rain to be blown of course as though it was like smoke, fog or even dust.

"Breaking the engagement? Hahaha..." Feng Zhi Yao faced the intense rain as she cried loudly, laughing and crying all the while. Her words sounded completely insane especially when she desperately began attacking herself.

"Eldest Miss, don't hit yourself!" Zi Yun cried to the heavens as she grabbed at Feng Zhi Yao.

"Come, quickly report this to this matter to the Master!"

Very soon, Prime Minister Feng Wu frantically arrived.

"Yao'er, don't hit your head. Zi Yun yatou, in such heavy rain, still not bring Eldest Miss into the house!" Growling at Zi Yun yatou upon seeing that the eldest di ​daughter had ran out so early in the morning and gotten soaked because of that muddleheaded Qi Wang, Prime Minister Feng Wu was furious.

"Y... Y... Yes, Master!" looking at the Master who was extremely angry, Zi Yun quickly mustered all her strength to help the drenched Feng Zhi Yao into the house.

"Father, there is nothing wrong with this daughter. After venting like this, I feel much better." Feng Zhi Yao said after being forced to change into a new dress. Looking at Feng Wu's troubled expression, she immediately said this to make him feel relieved. However the pain she truly felt inside, only she would no.

"Yao'er, how dare that kid Qi Wang try to annul your engagement. For your father, let him remain his whole life as a mere Qi Wang!" When Feng Wu remembered his daughter's heartbroken look, his heartfelt extremely painful. This was his most beloved woman's daughter, whenever Yao'er feel hurt, as a father, he too felt hurt.

"Father, your daughter feels better. You should go first since you are busy." Feng Zhi Yao knew that her father, Prime Minister Feng Wu was actually extremely busy. As such, using the handkerchief Zi Yun passed to her, she wiped the tears off his face as she spoke gently.

​"Yao'er, if you really don't want to part, do you remember that when your grandfather passed away, he passed down the imperial seal." Feng Wu raised his hand, stroking Feng Zhi Yao's head gently as he comforted her.

"Father, don't use it." Feng Zhi Yao was very knowledgeable. She burst into laughter, though her eyes were shrouded with sadness.

"Yao'er, in that case, you should go and rest. Outside, the rain is extremely heavy, you shouldn't go and get soaked again. I, your father, will be worried." After saying these few sentences, Feng Wu stood up to leave the Begonia Courtyard.

Zi Yun looked at Feng Zhi Yao, noticing that she appeared to be feeling better. As such smiling widely, she asked cautiously, "Eldest Miss, just now you were soaked by the rain, should nubi go and let people make a bowl of hot ginger soup for you?"

The rain has stopped...

"Oh dear, big sister, I heard that you went into the yard during the rain. Is that true?" At the door, Feng Zhi Qiong stood, with her face filled with pride. She was one of the shu daughters. In her hands, she held a piccolo made out of emerald green jade. Taking small lotus steps, she waved the piccolo in front of Feng Zhi Yao though it was unknown if this was done intentionally or not.

(TN: Piccolo- A type of flute)

Looking at Feng Zhi Qiong, Zi Yun felt a surge of anger. Not to mention, the yatou standing closely behind Feng Zhi Qiong also became even angrier. Right now the Eldest Miss was feeling heartbroken over the fact that Qi Wang wanted the break the engagement between them, yet the two of them actually had the face to act arrogant.

"Feng Zhi Qiong, this lady does not welcome you here." Feng Zhi Yao spoke coldly. From the beginning, she had always been too lazy to pay attention to thos shu sisters of hers. It was especially so with this Feng Zhi Qiong who had stolen her lover from her.

"Sister, what's the use of crying! If it wasn't for you not being chaste, how could Qi Wang want to break the engagement with you? You know what I think, Qi Wang did not like your fake high and mighty attitude. See this, this is piccolo which Qi Wang sent me last night. All I said was that I liked this flute yet he did not hesitate to send it to me!" As Feng Zhi Qiong spoke, she became even more and more prideful. Seeing the tears gather in Feng Zhi Yao's eyes, she acted even more outrageous. In reality, the piccolo was something she had borrowed to play with for two days.

"Haha! Did not hesitate!" When Feng Zhi Yao heard her say the words 'did not hesitate', the pain in heart became more intense, her heart shattering into pieces that fell onto the ground.

How could Feng Zhi Qiong know that the piccolo was something she painstakingly carved, in the process not resting for three whole days. This was done after she invested so much effort, this was the evidence of her love to him. Yet he was actually so cruel to her. Could it be that their past together was nothing but clouds in the wind, easily disregarded?

At that time he had even held her hands, sincerely promising her, "Yao'er, in this life, there will only be you."

Noticing the tears pouring down Feng Zhi Yao's face, Feng Zhi Qiong was satisfied to see the objective of her visit being met. Leaving quickly with her personal yatou, she left smugly.

"Eldest Miss, you shouldn't listen to the words of Second Miss, her piccolo is probably a fake one!" Seeing that Feng Zhi Yao was extremely upset, Zi Yun quickly spoke up.

"Zi Yun, the piccolo in Feng Zhi Qiong's hands was the one I gave to Qi Wang. The ornament butterfly on it was one I personally knotted. It's definitely the same!" Feng Zhi Yao closed her eyes, letting the tears flow profusely down her delicate white cheeks. Her heart was filled with holes.

"Zi Yun guniang, the ginger soup for Eldest Miss has been completed." From outside the door, the voice of Xiao Hong yatou sounded.

"Eldest Miss, nubi will immediately bring it in, you should go and drink it." Zi Yun watched Feng Zhi Yao worriedly.

"Zi Yun, you don't have to worry. I won't do anything stupid." Feng Zhi Yao spoke.

After drinking the ginger soup, Feng Zhi Yai suddenly looked extremely lonely. "Zi Yun, I'm tired. I wish to go and rest, you should retire first," ordered Feng Zhi Yao.

No matter what, Zi Yun would never have expected that as soon as she closed the door, the sounds of a stool being kicked would come from Eldest Miss' room. Her brain immediately cycled through the possibilities, this was bad, Eldest Miss definitely shouldn't be thinking of that!

不放心的紫云再次推开那扇门,但见对爱亲如姐妹的大小姐那优美白皙的脖颈处套了一条月白腰带—--

Worried, Zi Yun once again pushed open the door. However what greeted her was the sight of her honorary sister, Eldest Miss, with a white colored belt wrapped around her beautiful white neck.

"Eldest Miss, don't... Come! People come! Eldest Miss has hung herself!" Zi Yun legs became weak from fright as she screamed continuously. Tears falling from her eyes, she clutched at Feng Zhi Yao's legs.


Chương 2: Transmigrating to Another World

Meixi was only thinking about the handsome European male model she has gotten when she found herself in a coffin. She had only xxoo for only a while, so why was it that in just a blink of an eye, she ended up as some Eldest Miss lying in a coffin?

How could the male model just disappear? Why is there white cloths everywhere and why was she lying in a coffin? Ah, her neck was really painful! Heavens, what was with her beautiful neck? Just touching it lightly made it feel even more painful!

"Eldest miss! Eldest miss! Is it you?" Ziyun cried out upon seeing that Feng Ziyun had revived. She had cried until her almond-shaped eyes were all red.

"What is this place? It is so noisy! No one is allowed to cry!" Meixi shouted loudly, turning towards the crying servants as she sat up.

"Yao'er, you are alive? This is really great! My good daughter!" Feng Wucai realized that his daughter had come back to life and ran forward, embracing Meixi tightly.

"Who… Who are you?" Meixi was dumbfounded. She didn't recall seizing power of Yesha and becoming their Eldest Miss, why is this beautiful girl calling her 'Eldest Miss'? Apart from that, she was an orphan, with no father. Sigh, who is this handsome old guy?

"Master, Eldest Miss seems to have forgotten the past. Even nubi has been forgotten…" Ziyun yatou's tear glands are really bountiful, within moments, she began to cry.

"Yao'er, I am your father! Think about it, do you remember me now?" Noticing Mei Xi's dazed expression, Feng Wu began shouting agitatedly.

"Father? Huh, you are my father?" Mei Xi simply couldn't wrap her mind around the matter. She was an assassin in the modern era and enjoys playing with handsome men. Why did she suddenly end up in this ancient place? Could it be that what had happened to her was exactly the same as in the stories, with her transmigrating?

"Yes, I am your father. Yao'er, because that kid Qi Wang wanted to break off your engagement, you couldn't get your thoughts out and hanged yourself. As such, I, your father has decided to teach that kid a lesson(1)! My beloved daughter, you have suffered!" Upon remembering that the Prince of Qi's intentions of annulling the marriage, Feng Wu became enraged, tears flowing down his face.

Well then, it was best to take things as they come! Mei Xi was a very carefree person, managing to quickly accept the fact that she had transmigrated. Looking forward, she had transmigrated into a rich household. She touched the coffin gently, ah, it was not bad at all, being made out of the best rosewood. It seemed that this body's father was pretty rich!

Not bad, not bad!

"Father, let them all withdraw. I wish to sleep so if you have any questions, please wait until I wake up to ask. Is that fine?" Meixi who excelled at everything just had one flaw and that was that she was simply too lazy. After saying those few words to her father Feng, she fell asleep.

Heavens, she managed to sleep in the coffin!

"Eldest Miss! Let nubi help you to the bed to sleep, okay?" Ziyun yatou looked at Feng Zhiyao with distress, wiping away her tears, she thought to wake Feng Zhiyao up.

"… No… N…noise… Allowed…" Feng Zhiyao found a more comfortable position before continuing to sleep.

Ziyun couldn't help but feel that her lady had become much cuter. Could it be that being dead for a while would make a person much cuter?

"Well, since Eldest Miss has awakened, remove the white mantle! No one is to speak of Eldest Miss's death and subsequent revival to anyone! Those who leak this matter will have multiplied punishments as those stated in the rules!" the amiable expression on Feng Wu's face was gone and he snapped at the servants.

"Of course, Master, nubi will definitely obey!" At that moment, everyone present resembled a flock of chickens pecking away on the ground as they nodded furiously.

"Very good! All of you retire! Ziyun yatou, remain here and take care of the Eldest Miss!" Feng Wu spoke. Thankfully there had been no funeral, or else the situation would have been quite terrible!

"Of course, Master, nubi will wait for Eldest Miss to wake up!" Zi Yun turned to look at Feng Zhi Yao, listening to her soft breaths. She admired the sweet smile on Feng Zhi Yao's face, it was really great that Eldest Miss didn't die.

"Ah!" Only then did Feng Wu turn to look at the coffin where his eldest daughter currently slept. A hint of worry appeared in his heart. Yao'er… Yao'er…. I really hope you have forgotten all the past events…

Part 2

Mei Xi slept till the next morning, with the sun shining on her butt.

The bright sunlight crept through the tiny slits in the paper window, pouring over her face, warming it up.

Eldest Miss, you are awake! That's so good!"(2) Ziyun smiled happily when she saw Feng Zi Yao awake.

"Little girl, who are you?" Meixi used her slender fingers to pinch Ziyun's cheek, mocking her.

"Ow, Eldest Miss, did you really lose your memory?""Even her character changed? Eldest miss would never touch her face!""Sigh, it was you who gave me the name Ziyun!"

"Hmm, I really lost my memory, maybe God(3) didn't want to see me saddened to death over a man. Ziyun, could you tell me everything that happened since I was a child up till now?" Meixi smiled as she took back her hand, the girl's skin was so squishy, touching it was so comfortable.

Fortunately, she heard that the father of her body was talking about canceling the engagement, combining with the marks on her neck, she deduced the original host had committed suicide over love.

Sigh, this girl died a pitiful death! Is a man who doesn't love you worth giving your life for? Meixi snorted at this.

Being an assassin who expertise in seduction, she doesn't believe in true love. Men, are to be played with, she won't be taking any responsibilities after taking eating!(4) Afterward, Zi Yun nodded her head before proceeding to explain to Feng Zhi Yao all the minor and major details.

Feng Zhiyao, eldest daughter of the prime minister, also known as the most beautiful girl, just this information made Meixi feel satisfied, being one of the four beauties of Yesha(5), her standards of beauty are quite high! Since she is the most beautiful girl, she shouldn't be too bad.

What? Because she is not chaste, the Prince of Qi wants to cancel their engagement?

Damn it!(6) Cancel it! Cancel it! Meixi doesn't even like him!

"Eldest miss? You are not angry?" Ziyun was carefully talking about the cancellation of the engagement by the Prince of Qi, seeing her master cooly playing with her waist-long hair, she felt curious.

"No I am not angry, I have died once now, getting angry over him? Ha! He isn't worth it!" Meixi stood up and lightly jumped out of the coffin, giving a slight smile.

"Eldest miss, where are you going?" Ziyun hurriedly exclaimed as her Eldest Miss hasn't washed up yet.

"I will be looking for Father to discuss the cancellation of the engagement!" Meixi turned around giving a flirtatious laugh, her face showed a very confident smile.

"But Eldest Miss, you have not washed up yet!" Ziyun immediately chased up.

"Okay sure, first wash up, change into some pretty clothes then go!" Meixi agreed with Ziyun. She looked up at the fiery red sun, silently thinking in her heart, Feng Zhiyao, from now on I am you, everyone you care about I will protect them on your behalf, those who wronged you, I will take revenge for you!

After washing up and changing into a purple dress, Feng Zhiyao(7) especially went up to the lotus leaf copper mirror(8) and gave a close look at the body she has possessed, what kind of beauty is she? After looking she immediately was infatuated with herself, apparently, she is a beauty that can bring down cities and nations!(9)

Hands like catkins, skin like hardened fat, collar-like Cerambycidae larvae, teeth like gourd seeds, forehead like cicadas brows like moths, smiles with dimples, eyes that attract upon sight.(10)

She really likes her sparkling eyes, clear and crystal, twinkling like stars, smiling slightly, her eyes closed like crescent moons as if her aura was overflowing. Smiling made her noble(cultured) looks come out naturally, making others awe at her elegant and brilliant radiance, you won't be tired of her sight even after a hundred times!

She really live up to her title of the most beautiful girl! Seems like coming to the past, she can take beautiful men, and afterward not take responsibility! Haha, this body has quite some capital on it!

When Ziyun saw Feng Zhiyao's cutesy smile, she couldn't help but stare, she thought to herself, Eldest Miss is so cute! The Prince of Qi is a blockhead, Eldest Miss is such a beauty but he wants to cancel their engagement if he isn't a blockhead then what is he?

"Eldest Miss, you are really beautiful!" a dazed Ziyun said after a moment, giggling.

"Miss Ziyun, the Prince of Qi is here, the Master made nubi come here to take Eldest Miss to the grand hall to meet the Prince of Qi," the butler's voice came from outside the door.

"Okay, got it." Ziyun looked worriedly at Feng Zhiyao, will Eldest Miss go?

"You tell Butler Feng that I will be there!" Canceling the engagement at the bride's house, this man knows no shame! Feng Zhiyao closed her eyes and said those words with her lips.

"Butler Feng, Eldest Miss will be there soon, you tell Master that first!" Ziyun went to the door and slightly held it open speaking to the nervous butler.

"Eldest Miss, laonu will relay your message, laonu will leave now," Bulter Feng respectfully bowed himself out.

After some time, Ziyun saw Feng Zhiyao sitting firmly at the copper mirror, painting her brows, putting on lipstick, so she asked.

"Eldest Miss~" Is she afraid to meet the Prince of Qi?

"Make him wait!" Feng Zhiyao put on her makeup in a slow fashion.

Immediately after she stopped talking, noises of footsteps were heard outside, and weapons were crossed, clashing and clanging. Seems like there are some assassins.

"Eldest Miss, what to do, there are assassins in the manor!" Ziyun's face heard the word assassin outside, her timid guts had burst from the fright.

"Don't be scared, let's go and see!" Feng Zhiyao had a lazy smile, lazily yawned, and gave an assured answer.

"Eldest Miss, there's an assassin outside~" Ziyun thought, you aren't afraid of death, but I am, so she shook her head frantically.

Suddenly the door is kicked open by a man in a ninja suit(11), holding a long sword, swiftly ran up to Feng Zhiyao's back, his left hand quickly brought the swinging sword up to her neck.

"If you want to live don't shout! Or you will die!" The man in black had an arm with blotches of red. The sudden turn of events frightened the daylights out of Ziyun and she fainted fashionably.

Feng Zhiyao heard a sound like ice water, her smile faded from her lips, and she coldly said, "That's up to you if you have the capability to do so!"

(1)TL: OT is 让那小子好看, literally make that kid look good, 好看 in this instance is not to make sb look good, it is to punish them in some way.

(2)TL: think of it as "yukata~"

(3)TL: original is 老天爷, man in the sky, basically God, look up wiki:Tian

(4)TL: Eating here usually means sex, cuz vaginas are described as tofu and penises as eggplants

(5)TL: OT is 夜煞 literally "Night kill", the assassin organization she belonged to

(6)TL: OT is 奶奶的, which means grandmother's, Chinese peeps really like to bring other people's mothers and grandmas into their curses

(7)Author: For simplicity, we will call Meixi as Feng Zhiyao

(8)TL Note: Ancient Chinese polished bronze and copper to be used as mirrors

(9)TL: idiom, 倾国倾城

(10)TL: poem from Shih-Ching, look up 诗经·卫风·硕人 for more info, basically, the girl is very beautiful

(11)TL: Actually it's black clothes and a mask, but whatever


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