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10.52% THIS BOOK IS DEAD / Chapter 2: Damn you and your Beard

Chương 2: Damn you and your Beard

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I was back up in the white room after dying.. Yet again

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At least it was a cooler death this time, falling from 10 thousand meters in the air straight onto a lake

Most epic bellyflop ever

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GOD DAMMIT BEARDED MAN STOP LAUGHING AT MY MISERY

"AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA 'WHY ME THOUGH' HAAAAAAAHAA" He's having a blast after falling off his chair and I'm sat in the middle of the room just staring at him. I mean, he's turning purple form how much he's laughing, what the hell

"I thought you said I was gonna be reborn, not kicked off of a cloud" I said angrily

He takes a second to recollect himself after that bout of laughter and looks at me, an amused look plastered on his face

"I never said you'd be reborn, you totally just assumed that. You also never specified where you wanted to be when you went off, just Amegakure, so I decided to have some fun. Don't worry you'll go back, and I'll grant you an extra wish for your troubles" he said chuckling. I'm really getting sick of this guy's laugh

"An extra wish eh?" 'Totally sounds like convenient timing from the author because he wanted another wish but whatever' "Well how about, this is going to be really cliche, a sharingan capable of evolving past EMS level, without the curse of hatred"

"Maah no originality, fine I can do that. Now be prepared, I will be sending you back now"

"Shit wa-"

Before I could finish, everything went dark

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[BEEP]

[Installation at 98%]

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[Installation at 99.4%]

[Installation at 99.9%]

[Installation Complete]

shut up, I just want to sleep

[Welcome host to the Multiverse System, purveyor of all your needs across the expanse of space and time] the thing chirped happily

'*sigh*, fine, what do you do system? also where am I, it's quite cramped in here'

[Thank you for asking host, My functions include - Status, Store, Mission Panel, Gacha, Inventory, and many more to discover and unlock! As to where you are, you are inside your new mothers womb!]

'uhhh, ok? show me my status system'

[Name ; Jack Uzumaki

Affinities ; N/A

CP ; 25/25

HP ; 100/100

STR ; 1

PER ; 10

END ; 1

CHR ; 5

INT ; 20

AGL ; 1

LUK ; 50

Techniques ; N/A

Bloodlines ; Modified Uchiha (Locked) , Uzumaki (Semi-Unlocked)

Skills ; N/A

MP ; 0

Items ; N/A]

'Hmm.. well then I am weak. We are going to have to fix that aren't we? System do I have some sort of starter pack I can open?'

[Yes, host has 2 gift packages - the system start up pack and the Naruto start up pack - would you like to open them]

'Yeah, go ahead and open them up'

[Opening..]

[System Start Up Package

Obtained

- 25,000 MP

- One Piece Subsystem

- Random Summon

- 10 Body Enhancing Pills

- 10 Gacha tickets]

[Naruto Start Up Package

Obtained

- 10,000 MP

- 1 Random Bloodline

- Lightning Chakra Nature

- Wind Chakra Nature

- Sealing levels 1- 5

- 10 Chakra enhancing pills]

'...'

'Thats.. a bit much isn't it?'

[No? Remember host, I am called the Multiverse system, so you will be traversing the entire multiverse. You will have to get stronger, and quickly too if you want the chance to explore what is out there]

'Well I'm not complaining I guess'

I will save everything for now inside my inventory except for the natures

'System, Please integrate the two natures into my body'

[Affirmative host]

Well then I guess its time fo - OHHHHHHH GOD WHATIJDSL:FJSDL

Everything went blank after that.

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'I really need to stop blacking out, it's not going to look good if I do that in the middle of the road'

[Successfully integrated chakra natures into host's body - Hosts natures now include

- Lightning

- Wind

- Water]

'wait wait wait hold on, when the hell did I get a water nature???'

[Host, Uzumaki's are naturally known for their water affinities - they did live in a village of whirlpools. As to how you obtained it, the integration of the Lightning and Wind natures must have triggered an awakening and strengthening of your latent water affininty]

' huh that makes sense.. system show my status please '

[Name ; Jack Uzumaki

Affinities ; Lightning(Mid), Wind(High-Mid), Water(High-Low)

CP ; 25/25

HP ; 100/100

STR ; 1

PER ; 10

END ; 1

CHR ; 5

INT ; 20

AGL ; 1

LUK ; 50

Techniques ; N/A

Bloodlines ; Modified Uchiha (Locked) , Uzumaki (Semi-Unlocked)

Skills ; N/A

MP ; 35,000

Items ; One-Piece Subsystem, Random Bloodline, Random Summon, Sealing Book levels 1-5, 10 Body & Chakra enhancing pills, 10 gacha tickets]

'well that looks good huh? system wake me up when I'm gonna be born ok?

[Affirmitive host]

........

I wake up to everything closing up around me. Am I being born? Hell yeah i get to finally train and shit.

I am startled by someone who grabs my leg and gently tries to slide me out

It works huh, didnt think it would work

The bright lights of the morning sun hit my face and I start to cry

'God dammit! Who the hell made the sun this bright?!?!?!?'

"May I hold my child?" I hear from my side, my new mother? she's all blury right now. Damn you flaming ball!!!!

I get handed to her and my vision clears to see that she is a very beautiful woman. Blood red smooth hair, nice face, emerald green eyes. Overall enough to determine I was going to be one hell of a hot bastard when I'm an adult, though she looks very weak.... fuck you ROB

"My baby.." she whispers, eyes slowly closing, breathing becoming slower, heartbeat fading

'You have to be shitting me. Right after I'm born? seriously ROB? where the fuck is my father??' I think as my eyes bleed red, thank god nobody was in the room at the moment, otherwise they may have been given the shock of their lives

'Damn you and your beard ROB, Damn you and your beard'

[Modified Uchiha bloodline (Locked) ------> Modified Uchiha Bloodline (1 Tomoe)]


SUY NGHĨ CỦA NGƯỜI SÁNG TẠO
Faveryy Faveryy

Dead parents so sad, so cliche, both of those together have to awaken the sharingan, if not that idk what else. that or you all just have a lazy author

If you have an Idea for the random bloodline comment it down below. Anything you want - he'll have em all eventually this one is just gonna be used quicker

thank you for reading

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