Chương 3: God Isnt #1, What a Loser...
[ Welcome 01! You are God # 108963th's first designated helper!]
'This voice... why do I feel like this voice will be with me for the rest of my life...'
Amoeba's foreboding feeling would prove to be right in the next 2 billion years of her life...
But she didnt know that just yet...
How ignorant she was those first few million years... Ah...
Wait a minute.... #108963...doesn't this mean that lame creature named "God" that she had just met wasn't the first one of his kind...
Doesn't that mean theres more of those annoying beings about? It does doesn't it...
(ಥ⌣ಥ)
But wait! There must be a plus side to this all...
After pondering over it a while and continuing to ignore the rest of what the new annoying voice inside her head was saying, she finally thought of a plus side to this situation.
The God who talked to her wasn't 01, and therefore wasnt the first of their kind...
'THAT MEANS HES NOT NUMBER 1, WHAT A LOSER!!!'
With this thought Amoeba itmeditately became an umfeant times happier.
If Amoeba-chan had a face right now she would certianly have the smuggest look upon it right now. ( ‾ʖ̫‾)
The voice inside her head was finally heard by Amoeba-chan again.
[ The 36th time this system asks, which of the following evolution paths would helper 01 like to choose?]
[1. Choanoflagellate
2. Death. ]
....
Why does it feel like theres only one choice here...
'Ah oh well guess I should just pick the first answer~' 「(°ヘ°)
'I choose Chongchang whatever...'
The voice inside her head was quiet for a few moments before it once again spoke.
[ Confirmining Answer....]
[ Ding! Answer Confirmed. 01 is now evolving into a Choanoflagellates.]
[Your first task will be assigned to you within 1 day. Please take this time to acclimate to your new body, 01.]
[ Current EVO points: 1. ]
' Yay it shudddupppp!' ( ◐ω◐ )
Amoeba-chan was elated that the voice finally shut-up but her little celebratory dance with her flaggela was quickly cut tragically too short as her body quickly began to heat up and change shape.
' Noooooo! My beautiful body what have they done to you!!! WHEN I FIND THAT GOD I SWEAR IMMA RIP HIM A NEW ONE!!!'
Amoeba continued to curse her God as her body continued to change shape and cause her immense amount of agony and distress.
It was only an hour later that this grueling process had finally finished that Amoeba could wake from her pain induced stupor and take in her surroundings again and process information.
' Uwuwuwuwuuu! Curse that being called God! He dares impose this harsh treatment on me when I agreed to help him out of all the kindness of my being!'
Get it, because she didnt have a heart.
（;へ:）
Anyway, Amoeba-chan finally began to take in her new predicament that she was currently in.
After going over her current physic, she came to a conclusion.
And that conclusion was that she was now indeed a ugly life form. Her beautiful symmetry was indeed ruined by that no good God.
She was now apparantly some stupid lifeform called a Choanoflagellate.
'This is so irksome, Ugh! Now what do I do. Uwwaaaah'
Amoeba began to sulk and lament her life purpose because of these last few sequences of events that had shattered her nice, peaceful life...
Well to be honest, it was kind of a boring life, but at least it was a stable and wholesome one!
Now she supposedly had to serve this " God" person, as his #01 helper.
She wondered, if she could find him a second helper could she be freed of this incessant voice inside her head?
Thus, Amoeba-chan began to develop a plan...
٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ
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SUY NGHĨ CỦA NGƯỜI SÁNG TẠO 
Scynthea
Scynthea Here's another chapter uwwuwu
there's gonna be alot of half assed science and biology in her okay guys...
sources, well wikipedia.
I'm not actually smart okay guys, I just look stuff up when I try and think of nature's natural history..
and yeah I'm know I think chocha whatever ma call it came before amoebas I think? Not sure but if they did ignore that eheheh
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btw, imma have alot of cringey weeb and emoticon stuff in this story, been warned
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