Chương 13: Guardian
The trees around Max soon opened up, and he ran outside of the bushes as he could see several people running around. There were houses burning on fire, and several villagers fleeing the site.
*Activating HUD*
A health bar, chi bar, and mana bar appeared in Max's vision, and a mini-map was shown at the top.
The health was green, the chi was yellow, and the mana was blue. On the mini-map, he could see many green and red dots running around. There was also a white arrow which seemed to represent his position. Then there was a red line which said quest and pointed in a direction on the mini-map.
"Oh, cool. This is like a game now." Max smiled at this familiar GUI.
*It makes it easier to accomplish missions.*
"Then why didn't you give th-" Max said but was cut off by a shout.
"Run! Its the Humans!" A scruffy bearded humanoid with green skin bellowed and ran towards Max.
"Huh?" Max's eyebrow rose as he questioned what was happening.
*Answer. In this world, the humans are the substitute for demons. In fact, demons and monsters are seen as helpless and powerless individuals, while humans are seen as almighty.*
"So an inverse setting in this fantasy world?" Max asked, while watching the green skinned man run towards him.
"Ah! Its another human!" The green man turned and ran back into the fire as he saw Max.
"Hey... Why run into the fire...?" Max coughed and stared blankly at the orc who ran into the burning house to escape him.
*It appears that in this world, what we see as ugly is seen as beautiful by these people. Thus the humans go around assaulting orcs, while the orcs consider them as disgusting.*
"But I wasn't going to assault him..." Max looked at the orc who was now on fire.
*Host is lying.*
"F*ck your mother!" Max cursed at system and began walking into the village.
"Ah!! Its a human!"
"Wait, I come in peace." Max smiled while making a peace sign with his fingers.
"Nooo! Please No!!!" An orcan woman threw her baby into the fire and jumped in as well.
"Holy F*ck! What a crazy woman!" Max cursed and stared at them in horror, and then jumped in and saved the unconscious lady.
*That sign is used by the humans to do finger play on the orcs*
"The F*ck?!" Max cursed again and shook his hand quickly to get rid of the peace sign. Then he tried to pick up a run so they would ignore him rushing by, but everywhere he went they would jump into the fire in terror and kill themselves to escape him.
"How bad are the humans in this world...?" Max mumbled in a low breath.
*They are pretty bad. They capture baby orcs, and children and then grow them as slaves for pleasure. Then they ruin the environment and kill all of the monsters in hardcore play.*
"What a crazy civilization..." Max coughed solemnly.
*Just get to the target already.*
"Okay..." Max sighed and felt really down because his public image in this world is destroyed.
"Kyaaaa!!!" An orcan woman's scream could be heard nearby, and Max whipped his head in that direction.
"Hahaha! You're body is mine now you sl*t!" A human in leather armor laughed madly as he jumped on a green skinned lady with tons of warts and wrinkled skin, and began to hump her into mother earth even though they both still had clothes on.
"What a crazy f*cker!" Max shouted in horror and stared at the scene with wide eyes.
*Was that a pun?*
"Shut up!" Max cursed.
*Anyway, is host just going to enjoy the view? Because we need to get going.*
"Just a moment..." Max cursed, and ran over to the madman.
*Spack!*
Max punched the guy in the cheek, and sent him flying to the side.
"Ow! What was that for man?!" The man cursed and he had a red mark in his cheek.
"Get yourself some common sense!" Max cursed while the man stared at him dumbfounded.
"You're the one who needs common sense!" He cursed back and jumped back onto the poor orcan woman.
*Host's time is running out.*
"Argh... I'll deal with this piece of sh*t later!" Max turned and ran toward his target which was only a few meters away now. Max ran out of the ruined building and turned around the corner, before continuing to run straight ahead.
*Turn left*
"Why? This is faster." Max said at the system.
*Don't question me!*
Max coughed, and decided to turn left.
BOOM!
The wall up ahead shattered into several pieces, and a male orc flew face first into a brick wall.
"Get back here! Your a*s is mine!!!" A man in leather armor jumped out and latched onto the orcan male's buttocks.
"I think I'm gonna barf..." Max coughed and turned his head away while continuing to run.
*Humans are savages aren't they.*
"In this world!" Max cursed and turned a corner, before seeing an old orcan man laying on the floor while stretching his hand out toward a female orc who had gray greasy hair, warts all over her face, and skin more wrinkly than the grandmas who assaulted Max.
"Papa!!!" She screamed in horror, as a man who stood 7 feet tall, and had towering muscles grabbed her legs and began to pry them open, while she shook her head.
"Nooo!!! I'll give you anything!!! Just leave her alone!" The old man roared in a coarse voice.
"ORA!!!" Max thundered and punched the guy in the face. The man's height was really tall, but he was bending over, so it was easy for Max to hit him in the face.
"Rurgh..." The man's head only slightly moved to the side, and then he turned back to Max angrily.
"Damn he's tough!" Max cursed and shook his hand which was red from pain.
"Shut up pipsqueak! You can have a turn when I'm done!" He shouted at Max and waved him aside with one hand.
"Hey man, I was here first!" A guy in leather armor shoved Max aside, and then stood behind the big guy.
"You're all crazy..." Max mumbled under his breath. but he turned and saw a long line of men in leather armor waiting for a turn.
*Host's time is running out.*
*Forcefully buying a skill.*
"What?! Those are my points though!" Max cursed.
*Activating skill.*
"Huh...? I don't feel anything..." Max mumbled, but he began to feel something rising up in rebellion in his stomach.
"Oh no." Max cursed, and tightened his buttocks but to no avail.
"Ohhhh no...." Max scowled and began going into a horse stance, but the pressure was building up like crazy.
"Run..." Max said to a man to his left while sweat went down his head.
"What? Why? So you can cut in line?" The man cursed and turned away ignoring Max.
"Something big is coming..." Max closed his eyes and began to put his hands together like Buddha to concentrate.
"Kyaaaaa!!!" The girl screamed and began to cry as the big man finally spread her wrinkled and warted legs apart.
SPOOOOFFFF
"Aaaaahhhh~~~" Max let out a loud sigh as his fart thundered and the surrounding area was covered in green gas.
"Holy f*ck!" "Agh, Agh, I'm dying..." "Aaahh!"
Several shouts and phrases were heard as people ran from the building like it was the plague.
"Mama... Help me..." The big 7 foot man was attempting to crawl on the floor, but he let out his last breath and died on the spot from the fart.
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Juexin Author was forced to go to the gym by his parents. He ended up near death with sore arms and legs this weekend so he apologizes for late release.
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