Queen... this 40 something-year-old woman that gave birth to Witch is a hypocrite, she is so full of shit for instance.
Last week I woke up at 04:00 am, I was thirsty, opened the fridge and saw a closed bottle of cooldrink.
Now since I was fresh out of bed and my body just woke up, I wasn't planning on hurting myself because you should know that when you wake up after sleeping and something hurts you, it'll hurt pretty bad right?
You see now if I opened that closed bottle of cooldrink the cap would make the part between my thumb and pointer finger sore, and I don't like pain! especially not so early in the damn morning!
So I drank water instead and got my ass back in bed, then 05:00 am came and I got up because I remembered I still had to do some admin for my business anyways I finished that shit took me a whole damn hour and a half.
So I sat there in the lounge zoning, then I read the BL novels that were updated and then came 07:00 am and the Queen walks past me with the bottle of cooldrink opened.
She walked out the door and I voiced my opinion, "Where are you going with the bottle?"
"I'm going to work!"
"Now, why you taking the bottle with you?"
"Because I put it in the fridge."
"I wanted to drink from it now you taking it to work! Why?"
"Because I put it in the fridge."
I was shocked at this answer, "Now then I won't fetch anymore cooldrink and put it in the fridge if that's your answer!"
"Yes Witch Yes!" she said as she walked away with her sassy ass.
This one is long too, not up for discussion.