Chương 14: Go watch some porn
Over the next few days, Kai Xin lived her life as usual. She met up with Jane as they both tried to work through their misunderstanding.
"Mo Shaoyun. When are you going to consummate the relationship?" She asked when Jane went off to toilet.
Upon hearing that question, Mo Shaoyun choked on his drink. He quickly wiped off the coffee that he spilt on the table as he glared at the woman opposite him.She actually dared to sit there with a haughty and calm manner after asking such a question.
"Zhen Kai Xin! That's private!"
"Yeah, if you don't take any actions soon, Jane is going to be snatched away by others."
Mo Shaoyun smirked, "Jane's not a sex deviant like you. She's not going to leave me because of that."
"No, but she's a girly girl and she worries that you find something repulsive in her."
He gasped, "What?! Jane's beautiful!"
"So why aren't you doing anything to her yet?"
He blushed and turned his face away from the blunt woman, "I don't know how."
"What do you mean you don't know how? You whip it out and put it into her vagina. Do you need us to give you a class on anatomy like how we gave James?"
He glared at her with a shocked and indignant look as he thought, "Is she still a woman?" He quickly shook his head. He has forgotten about this open minded woman. He knew that there was no escaping her, not when she had her eyes on him now.
"Yeah, but I want it to be great for her."
"Go watch some porn."
Under her intense gaze, he finally admitted, "What if she finds me lacking? What if I hurt her?"
"Look. I can't believe I have to teach someone this. Do you love her?"
"Of course. More than anything. Even when she farts, she's cute to me."
Kai Xin frowned at that revelation. "If you love her, you'd naturally be able to show it to her in bed. No one expects you to be a pro. It's not like she doesn't know you are an untainted boy. Seriously. 25 years?"
At least the guy has the decency to shrug and said, "There's no one interesting enough for me to do it with."
"Well, now you have someone." Kai Xin saw Jane coming out from the toilet and waved at her as she said to Mo Shaoyun, "I'm warning you. Only do it if you are serious about her. If you break her heart, I'm going to castrate you." She looked at him with a creepy smile as she played with the butter knife that she used earlier to butter her croissant..
Mo Shaoyun nodded vigorously. "I'm serious about her!"
Jane can hear him from far away and when she reached them, she smiled and asked innocently, "Serious about what?"
Kai Xin shrugged, "Nothing." She glared menacingly at the guy to warn him to shut up.
Jane squinted her eyes as she looked at them suspiciously. However, both of them were pretending to look elsewhere. After a while, she gave up on finding the truth and sat down.
"So, Kai Xin. You haven't told me how you met."
"Met who?"
"That scary guy on the phone! What's his name? Where did you meet him? Is he nice to you? Did he hurt you?" Jane asked worriedly. Her best friend had never went out with anyone before. Well, there was that short period of time in college, but that did not count since it was an experiment.
Kai Xin thought for a while before answering, "DX, work, extremely nice, and he only gives me the pleasurable kind of pain."
Jane shrieked enthusiastically and Mo Shaoyun had to clamp his hand over her mouth to stop her from embarrassing herself. She quickly pulled his hand away, scowled at him and then excitedly asked Kai Xin, "Can he still perform? How old is he? Most importantly, is he good?"
Kai Xin shook her head at the antics of her perverted friend, "Yes, he performs very well. He's 40 and he's the best I have ever had."
Jane leaned back and folded her arms as she thought about something. After a while, she nodded to herself, "True. If he's 40, he's bound to have plenty of experience." She turned to Mo Shaoyun and without saying anything, she sighed quietly and looked away. However, her actions were noticed by him.
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