So not Super

You know the stories you always read, of heroes saving kingdoms and princesses with the kindness to attract animals? Well, it's all a lie. ALL OF IT. And I, got to find that out the hard way. And the hard way...was excruciatingly painful and left me dead literally. But not for long. Instead of dying and going to hell as was probably where I was going considering my luck, I was reincarnated. In a world that doesn't even believe in magic, can you believe that? But, I should have known I wasn't that lucky. Unfortunately, it seems I am not as far away from my old world as I thought I was. Oh great.