Haha I got Bob fired.
He stupid.
Little did he know that I am CEO son.
Look at you now, thinking you better author.
I am best author in WORLD.
I copy writing style from USA president. Good!
Turn CAPS LOCK on for random word. And one word. Sentence.
See Bob I write good.
Just like orange man.
Orange man write good too.
Actually.
Orange man make good character.
Okay.
WUXIASHIJIE make plan to destroy entire world again.
WUXIASHIJIE want to clone Orange man.
The whole world explode from good writing if Orange man get clone.
Ching Chong can't let world explode from good writing.
He look at spirit stone.
Spirit stone is OP.
But spirit stone get used too much and people above say not good if spirit stone used too much.
So Ching Chong use energy stone.
It look more like plastic lightning bolt, but trust me it real stone.
Energy stone too powerful though.
Energy stone destroy world.
THE END.
Haha I lie.
Not THE END.
But everyone die though.
Then everyone reincarnate from spirit stone power.
Except orange man.
Orange man reincarnate into QIDIEN worker.
Everyone.
Orange man not paid by almost-bald ugly russia guy.
Orange main paid by QIDIEN.
Thank you QIDIEN.