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Rural Strongest Little Divine Doctor
The Immortal Emperor, after being betrayed, was reborn as the peasant Luo Yang. He possessed the "Glance" ability, understood medical skills, knew martial arts, and came with a natural flair for showing off. In the long journey of life, everything is inferior; only showing off is supreme. Watch as the little peasant Luo Yang struts his stuff like the wind, ascends with vigor, all with the determination to show off so grandiosely that it tears through the heavens. -
Villain: Marrying the Comatose Female Lead, Crazy Stickiness
Lin Xuan transmigrates into an urban novel as an irritable villain. From the beginning, his scumbag father, who favors his illegitimate child, forces him to marry a vegetative female supporting character suffering from androphobia. Fortunately, the [Crazy Affection] System activates. As long as he makes physical contact with people with high fortune, he can earn points to buy various items and skills. So, Lin Xuan immediately decides to become Su Qingge's "fortune-bringing" husband. On the wedding night. Looking at the stunning vegetative female supporting character, Lin Xuan activates the Crazy Affection mode. My name is Su Qingge. I was turned into a vegetative state by my jealous aunt. In despair, my grandfather found Lin Xuan to bring me good fortune through marriage. His meticulous "affectionate" care made me feel both embarrassed and touched. "After I wake up, I want to stay affectionate with my husband Lin Xuan and have a football team worth of kids." "Anyone who dares to bully my husband will eat ****!!!" On our wedding night, I woke up! ................................................................. Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. For advance chapters: p@treon.com/ShinningNovelTranslations (replace @ with a) Translated Original Name: 反派：迎娶植物人女主，疯狂贴贴 Author: 请叫我太子殿下 -
The Female Bullies Eat Me Up
[Disclaimer: Explicit Content and Profanity +18] Author: 인생뉴비 -------------------------------- OnlyFans. It's a platform where famous influencers sell exclusive content for money. Could be photos, videos, or even drawings. While it was originally used for all sorts of things, it’s now mostly known as a place to sell explicit adult material at a premium. "I hear people are making bank on OnlyFans these days." "Really?" I had no idea why they were talking about this. I stayed glued to my corner, trying not to draw attention to myself. Who knows what they’d do if they noticed me. I needed to be invisible. I am air. I am air! ""But who would they even shoot it with?" "Well, you need a guy, right? Some dude to be in it." "A guy? Hmm..." Who, though? The gal bullies started brainstorming, trying to figure out where they could find a guy for this. Then the conversation died. Uh oh. What’s with the sudden, creepy silence? "Hold on… don't we have one right here?" "Oh shit, yeah." Every single eye in the group turned to me. Ice ran down my spine. "This loser's a guy, right?". --------------------------------------- This work is a personal translation of the original novel "여자 일진들이 나를 먹음" authored by 인생뉴비. The book cover isn't the original set by the author, but an AI generated one mimicking the original. The real cover was denied by Webnovel, but you can check it out by searching the novel Korean name. #ModernFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Harem #Sliceoflife #Delinquents #TteokFantasy #Schoollife #smut #+18 #koreannovel #bulliedMC #LuckyMC #Beauties #Campus #Fantasy #Romance #Romancy #genuisMC -
THE PATH OF THE SEEKER
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In the mystical land of Elarion, every young adult faces the Path Ceremony, a rite that determines their life’s purpose. For Aria Evercrest, the choice isn’t simple. Living in the shadow of her mother’s mysterious death, she’s driven by an insatiable curiosity and an unyielding desire to uncover the truth. Against her cautious father’s wishes, Aria chooses the rare and perilous Path of the Seeker—a destiny reserved for those bold enough to uncover the world’s greatest secrets. Accompanied by her loyal friends—Lyric, the clever and sharp-tongued Scholar; Kael, the stoic and fiercely protective Warrior; and Finn, the charming Healer with hidden insecurities—Aria embarks on a journey filled with magic, danger, and discovery. Their quest begins with an ancient map that promises answers about Elarion’s forgotten past, but it quickly becomes clear they are not the only ones searching for it. To check out Character art and design follow on our X (Twitter) page! https://x.com/scottmenga?t=S_ZMZEBP-KwdT17Q4xOtyA&s=09 -
I Reincarnated into a Single-celled Organism!
Playboy. Lecher. Parasite. Pond Scum. The girls had a lot of names for me, but that never stopped the next one from spreading her legs. I never really trusted people, and given how pathetically I die, I don’t think I would trust anyone ever again. What is this? I’m still alive? What is this place? Why can’t I see? Species: Autotrophic Prokayote It looks like I have a long way to becoming human. Then again, why would I want to become human? To hell with humanity and the drama that comes with it. *Author Note: I am Whatsawhizzer, the original and only author of these books. This is a Whatsawhizzer Web Novel approved account. You can verify in my copyright here https://whatsawhizzerwebnovels.com/copyright/ which includes a link to these works. So, I appreciate the support, but please stop accusing me of plagiarizing myself and certainly stop reporting my account. Thanks. -
A part-time worker went to Isekai and met a non-human girl!
Arisugawa Hiroaki, a 22-year-old part-time worker, was living a dull but peaceful life. Until one day, he started chasing a mysterious white cat... When he woke up, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar world. He didn't have a smartphone, convenience stores, or any cheating skills, and he had never been in a fight or learned any martial arts. He hadn't had a girlfriend in the same number of years he had been alive. But somehow, he found himself in a parallel world where he was quite popular with non-human girls?! Will he be able to return safely to his original world? --- Name Original: 22歳フリーターの俺が異世界転移したら人外娘に懐かれてしまった件 Author: 笑われ者の鳥女 Site: https://ncode.syosetu.com -
100x Cashback
Emir, a 24-year-old with a mysterious power to get 100x cashback on purchases, embarks on a wild journey of luxury, chaos, and unexpected skills. As he spends millions on extravagant items, he keeps his powers hidden, unlocking unique abilities with every big buy. From eccentric live streams to building an empire, Emir’s life is a hilarious and unpredictable rollercoaster of wealth, quirky viewers, and bizarre adventures. -
Gears, Girls, and Total Chaos
In the floating city of Brasshaven, where airships rule the skies and steam-powered robots serve coffee, 17-year-old Finn Gearwright is just trying to survive high school at Machina Academy. He’s not a genius inventor like his father, nor a prodigy duelist like his rival, but he does have one thing—dumb luck. -
Isn't this just cheating?
Reincarnated into a Cultivation world with a system, Alex decides to just fuck around and have fun, that is, until the 'find out' part of fuck around and find out happens, with looming threats and unseen hands, will he survive? The answer is yes. he has a system, what did you think this was? Now he just gets to fuck around in an open-world map. And of course, cultivate so he can kick ass as every up-and-coming protagonist must. -
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS—Rank Reincarnator, Transmigrator, Regressor
THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven. -
I rely on intangible cultural heritage to transform waste star
Rebirth through Time Travel] "I Rely on Intangible Cultural Heritage to Transform the Waste Planet" Introduction: [Planting + Food + Infrastructure Management Daily] In the year 4321 of Interstellar, the frozen Evelyn woke up on a waste planet. She wanted to grow flowers and fish, but unfortunately she was bound to the "Inheritance System". Faced with tens of thousands of inherited skills in the system, Evelyn was overwhelmed and wanted to lie down and give up immediately. Unfortunately, the waste planet was desolate and the environment was bad, which was not suitable for planting and retirement. In order to get rewards and improve his living environment, Evelyn had no choice but to learn various inheritances [Learn house building, food, medicine, martial arts, embroidery...] [Congratulations on completing the task, rewards include fields, forests, lakes, shopping malls, family planning supplies...] Later, there were millions of fertile fields on the abandoned planet, herds of livestock, and rich nutrition. a priceless treasure that shocked the world was produced on the abandoned planet. the Intangible Cultural Heritage College, the Science and Technology College, and the Immortal Cultivation College were opened on the waste planet. … the defeated waste star regained its vitality, with advanced medical care, advanced technology, and explosive combat power. All races of people in the universe want to learn culture and technology. Evelyn looked at the crowd of different races: Sorry, the natives of the ancient blue star are given priority. Special topics: Cool articles, food articles , farming infrastructure articles -
Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy
God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ -
Shotaro: journey of a hero that kept moving forward
In the mystical land of Drakastradorn, where magic flourishes and countless races coexist—some as allies, others as adversaries—a ruthless faction known as The Above Order reigns with an iron grip. Ruled by the tyrannical Queen Marafyre the Absolute and enforced by the elite Order of the Crimsons, their dominion is near-absolute. Yet, defiance persists in the form of the Rebel Alliance of Drakastradorn, determined to break free from oppression. Amid this chaos, a man named Mugiwara Shotaro awakens deep within an unfamiliar jungle—completely naked and with no memory of how he arrived. He knows he is from Earth, but the details of his past remain an elusive haze. Was he transported by accident? A summoning ritual? A cruel twist of fate? The answers elude him. As he struggles to survive, Shotaro encounters an elven ranger who offers him guidance. However, his troubles take a dark turn when he becomes bound to a cursed black katana—an ominous blade that brings relentless misfortune. Wherever he goes, disaster follows. Yet, amidst the chaos, a mysterious voice speaks to him, urging him to move forward. It whispers of salvation, of a purpose beyond his understanding. But where does this path lead? And what price must he pay to uncover the truth of his existence in Drakastradorn? -
Simulator Vs Trickster
Lu Siyan just wanted a normal life. Instead, he got a Simulator forcing him into deadly trials and Su Luqi, a Trickster who’s playing him for a fortune. One minute she’s a taxi driver with a sob story, the next she’s a seductive siren offering him the family he craves – all in exchange for a cut of his ten million dollar lottery win. But Luqi has more than money on her mind. As she weaves her web of deceit, peeling off masks both literal and metaphorical, Lu Siyan must decide: Is she his ticket to happiness, or a one-way trip to ruin? -
Getting A System Mall In Cultivation World
After an absurd death Kailash Varuna finds himself reborn in a brutal world of cultivation, where only the strong survive. Gifted with a mysterious Shop System that allows him to purchase powerful items based on his cultivation level, Kailash begins his journey as a powerless boy in a remote village. The Jade Kingdom and the entire Continent of Cultivation hold countless dangers, ruthless sects, deadly beasts, and rival cultivators who stop at nothing to crush the weak. Blood is the currency of power here, and each step toward strength demands sacrifice. Kailash must outwit those who wish him dead, master abilities beyond his dreams, and embrace the darkness within if he’s to rise as the most powerful cultivator on the continent. In a world of blood and shadows, he’ll forge his destiny or die trying. -
Reborn, Who Cares About Love?
Struggling until thirty-eight yet still unable to afford a home, forced to pay a three-hundred-thousand yuan dowry just to get married, scrimping and saving for half a lifetime, grinding so hard it felt like his liver would shatter—yet where was the money? Who had taken all the wealth? With countless grievances weighing on his heart, Jiang Qin was reborn at eighteen. The moment he opened his eyes, only one thought filled his mind: start a business and make money. First step—take back the love letters he once sent out. Flipping one over in front of the school beauty’s stunned gaze, he scrawled three bold lines: **Working a job? Never gonna happen!** **Financial freedom is the only goal—never a wage slave!** **Love? Even a dog wouldn’t bother with that!**
