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2024-01-27 เข้าร่วมแล้ว Global
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  • Crazy Tyrant Sentinel Transmigrates as a Flower Vase Omega original

    Crazy Tyrant Sentinel Transmigrates as a Flower Vase Omega

    LGBT+ R18 TRANSMIGRATION POSSESSIVE APOCALYPSE BL SMUT POWERFULCOUPLE YAOI ALPHA OMEGAVERSE

    Baylor was a sentinel, berserk sentinel warrior, five senses are exceptional, but also uses his animal spirit to help in combat. However, he transmigrated as a flower vase omega, and would soon be given away as a gift. This was not the problem, the problem was that the world had no guides and he could be in danger of a psychic riot at any time. Baylor was annoyed, and an annoyed sentinel does not know restraint, with the body of a soft omega, he fought against any alpha he met. The alphas: ???? Using a disguised identity, the Imperial General Ewan subdued the fighting Baylor, and sneered: You like to fight? Do you want to go to the front line to fight? Then Baylor saw his lost spiritual animal was spinning around the alpha’s feet, and was still foolishly following him. His restless mental energy suddenly became calm. This, surely, was the guide! So Baylor decided to guard this “guide” in case of emergency. When someone provoked him, Baylor first pinned him to the ground. When an interstellar beast attacked, Baylor gave up his life to block. Ewan, the youngest general in the history of the empire, the top alpha, cold and ruthless, killing and decisive. There was a famous saying from him, only the weak need a mate. So, when he looked at Baylor jumping in front of him regardless of his own safety, he saw it as a crazy love (?) So, being sensible, he said: I’m not interested in omegas, you don’t have to waste time on me. Baylor: … What the hell was he talking about? Forget it, the walking guide can be forgiven for doing anything, Until one day, Baylor suddenly found out that what he thought was a guide helping alleviate his irritation was actually the pheromone of the world’s top alpha! Baylor: Oh! And then– Subordinate: General, Mr. Baylor went to dine with the prince today. Subordinate: General, Mr. Baylor went to see the exhibition with the movie emperor today. Subordinate: General, your pen was broken! … Later, someone saw the “no worldly desires” general in the evening in the empty training ground, pressing a person fiercely in the training cabin and kissing him, his pheromones turned up into a shocking wave.

    41 Chs 75 คอลเลกชัน

  • Fanservice Paradox original

    Fanservice Paradox

    LGBT+ R18 GENIUS POSSESSIVE BL YAOI ENEMIESTOLOVERS SUPERSTAR SHOWBIZ BIGSHOT EASTERN

    Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born. Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men) And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together. Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service. CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here. Young Pei: Fine, you guys win. Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox. Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless.

    50 Chs 182 คอลเลกชัน

  • Banished to another world original

    Banished to another world

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE R18 COMEDY TRANSMIGRATION SURVIVAL KINGDOMBUILDING HISTORICAL YAOI

    A miracle doctor was exiled to an alternate savage world and forced to change his scummy ways! Yan Mo’s soul was transferred to another world after he had thoroughly offended God. He quickly understood how cruel the world he was in was. The reason he was hit unconscious by a primitive man and brought back to his home was to be that man’s winter food reserves. The tribe he was in was a super spartan primitive tribe, and the people here only respected two things: Combat power and fighting ability! The former was the fighting power in battles, the latter was… …… Examine illness? Chinese medicine? Drink those bitter sandy things? The hell is that? Are you trying to mu*der our tribe’s warrior? Die! Plant wheat? Raise pigs and chickens? We are warriors, not s*aves! Die! Teaching the women to make clothes and cook? Make them soap and perfume? F*ck, he’s actually seducing our women! Die! You’re a messenger of God? Here to lead us to a better life? Very well. We’ll give you one day, conquer all of our enemies, make them into sl*ves and bring them back. If you can’t, you’re dead! Yan Mo: “……”

    9 Chs 18 คอลเลกชัน

  • Psycho Trap original

    Psycho Trap

    LGBT+ R18 DARK POSSESSIVE BL SMUT YAOI ALPHA

    Cha Min-jun was popular at school with his handsome appearance and affectionate personality. Even in Beta times, he appeared to be the ideal Alpha that everyone dreamed of. One day, Na Do-hwa encounters Min-jun's true identity. He was standing in the middle of a group of bloodied men, holding a blunt weapon, looking like he was crazy about killing. "Did you see that?" Do-hwa was terrified as he tried to escape but got caught. He wakes up with a fever after spending the night with him. Do-hwa, who is scared of Min-jun, tries to get out of the situation by pretending to have amnesia, but.... "W, who are you?" "This is so unfortunate, but we were meeting on the premise of marriage, and we were supposed to have a ceremony when you graduate." A meeting on the premise of marriage? Aren't they just seonbae and hubae? "We were also living together." Do-hwa just lived alone in a semi-bas**ent room. As if that weren't bad enough, he manifests as a recessive Omega and is subjected to Min-jun's unusual harassment. Do-hwa wants to know what's going on in his mind, so he pretends to be fooled by his crazy lies, but as the days go by, he finds himself in a situation where he wouldn't be surprised if Min-jun had a child. If he gets pregnant, he'll be in trouble, but can he get away with it? Do-hwa tries to keep his mind clear, but he's still obsessed with him. Do-hwa wants to get away from Min-jun, but he doesn't hate him. Will Na Do-hwa be able to escape Cha Min-jun?

    11 Chs 27 คอลเลกชัน

  • No money to divorce original

    No money to divorce

    LGBT+ SYSTEM COMEDY MYSTERY GENIUS BL

    The strongest force in battle x the man on the supreme throne This was an era where artificial intelligence determined the direction of human life. The most infamous enemy to the Federation, the supreme commander of the Navi Military Command, Adrian Yate, and the youngest representative councilor of the Supreme Council, Zhong Yan, were matched up by the AI as the most optimal marriage candidates to each other. If they reject the AI’s optimal recommendation, they had to pay the fine. Adrian: Why should I pay? I don’t have money, so scram! Zhong Yan: I don’t have money either. AI: If the fine is not paid within the time limit, congratulations to your unification.

    5 Chs 21 คอลเลกชัน

  • The Obsessive Shou Moves On original

    The Obsessive Shou Moves On

    LGBT+ R18 BETRAYAL REVENGE POSSESSIVE BL ROYALFAMILY ABANDONED REBIRTH BADBOY

    In his previous life, Yun Qingci loved the Emperor more than life and death. When he was alive, he made soup and clothes for him, and in politics, he helped monitor his officials, even his family. He was solely dedicated to the emperor, and all his scheming strategies were used to gain favour. He never borrowed his power as the Lord Empress to seek employment for his relatives, and he did not show favoritism. He can be said to be strictly impartial and incorruptible, not even recognizing his own family. Outsiders were terrified of him, and relatives hated him, but Yun Qingci didn’t care. However, in the end, he was thrown into the cold palace by the only person he cared about and his whole family imprisoned. Finally, he committed su*cide on that snowy day, and fell down that gilded tower. Reincarnated, Yun Qingci retracted his claws, picked up the glass pieces of his heart, and conducted himself evasively in society. Acting as an escort to the Emperor for his relatives, he decided to become a proud Lord Empress that doesn’t need to be treasured or can have his status shaken. Unexpectedly, the emperor who abandoned him like a shoe, praised by countless courtiers for both his virtue and kindness, suddenly changed his temper. He became cold and harsh, paranoid and cruel. The servants who confronted Yun Qingci? He would beat them. The imperial concubines that provoked Yun Qingci? He’d punish them. A small person who framed Yun Qingci? He would kill him. When someone tries to approach Yun Qingci, he would become jealous to the extreme. Soon everyone knew that Empress Yun was the emperor’s inverse scale. He was not allowed to be hurt, touched, or even looked at. Yun Qingci, the fairy man, is speechless: So you like me not loving you, why didn’t you say that sooner? Gong: ……

    17 Chs 21 คอลเลกชัน

  • Limited Possession original

    Limited Possession

    LGBT+ R18 POSSESSIVE BL SMUT YAOI ALPHA CONTRACTMARRIAGE SUPERSTAR BIGSHOT

    เสร็จสมบูรณ์

    To pay off his father’s debts, the cold and aloof actor, Tu Yan, was sold to the second young master of the wealthy and powerful Gu family. This alpha, who has a physical disability, may seem gentle and warm, but Tu Yan is persistent in stepping all over him like dirt under his shoes. Filled with resentment for how his life has become, Tu Yan wanted this second young master to sign a divorce agreement everyday. On the other hand, although it was a contractual marriage, Gu Chenbai felt that it was love at first sight.

    44 Chs 51 คอลเลกชัน

  • The Film Emperor's Daily Live Cooking Show original

    The Film Emperor's Daily Live Cooking Show

    LGBT+ R18 COMEDY POSSESSIVE BL SMUT YAOI CROSSOVER

    เสร็จสมบูรณ์

    On the Star Network there is a gourmet food broadcast, where all you can see are a pair of hands. However each dish that this broadcast comes out with is earthshakingly delicious. What’s more, the broadcast anchor’s voice is simply perfect! With the broadcast’s rising popularity, several food programs extended him an olive branch. When the anchor appeared on screen, as they suspected, he is handsome enough to incur the wrath of both men and gods! The fans l**ked their screens with increasing frenzy, but after licking a while, they discovered… Fans:…Wait a minute, isn’t this our fatally-ill idol who hasn’t long to live? Small Gong: Take these damned nutrient solutions and throw them away! And get me that broadcast anchor!

    125 Chs 86 คอลเลกชัน