Alex_Van_zyl

What was a bastard's lot in life? Were they fated to wind up either alone on the Wall or, gods forbid, dead? Nolan Snow decided at six years old that he would not die before his name was cemented into the history books alongside the adventurers Lomas Longstrider and Colloquo Votar. His stories should be told to children worldwide a thousand years after his death! Moderately short chapters to start, as I want to get into the fic before I start going for 3000-word chapters. Also, as I'm not too fond of characters who don't care about people, I will tell you beforehand that the OC is not some calculating, cold, ruthless lord. But he is not a mini-Ned either—he's just a guy who wants to go on an adventure.

On the night of his sixteenth name day, an outside force shows Jon Snow the truth of his heritage. He goes on an adventure of a lifetime, meeting people, he would never have had the chance had he gone to the Wall as he had intended.

A man needed a nap. So a man found a lemon tree. And a lemon chose to end a man's life.