Justice for pineapple on pizza!!!
That's how we wound up with dinner. And how I also wound up making the startling discovery that pineapple pizza wasn't that bad actually. And that I would no longer be believing in any kind of social norms after being egregiously lied to like that.
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"the other absolute love of my life" "Ash?" "No, the other, other absolute love of my life"
"Is it?" She fired back. "Okay, alright - then tell me. What… or who on earth can be more important than the absolute love of your life in the new year's?"
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
oreos are, unquestionably, more important than saying hello
A packet of oreos fell onto the floor with an ugly splat, and on an even sourer note, I then heard an aggravated groan filling the silence in the air. I suppose oreos are more important than your hello's, huh?
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
technically, all raccoons are life-sized
It stared for a moment, it blinked for a second, before it decidedly decided to continue doing what it did before I so rudely barged in… which was stealing. Now, either a life-sized raccoon somehow got into my snacks, or whoever I was seeing and watching pile chocolate biscuits high in their arms was really there… in which case…
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"In sickness and in health, Amanda," I interjected, a lack of patience already spurring, brushing my lips onto hers. "I'm yours."
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
hate to one-up your correction, but that is a quotation mark, not an apostrophe ;)
"Like it?" Amanda's jaw slackened, almost as if deeply offended by such a vile accusation. You… do you even have any idea how much I…? This - I was already so delighted, so happy with just the drawing, the letter you wrote! And then you… you just had to up your game… you just needed to be the best thing that I… that I ever…"
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Yet?
"Not proposing yet, in case you're getting any weird ideas," I muttered, slowly and carefully guiding the silver band through the tip of her ring finger. "This is just… well… you know what this is already…"
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
it wasn't as (insert adjective here) as she made it look
Now it was my turn to fulfill her role, to be the one laughing, the one loving, to be the one overwhelming without relent… and honestly, it wasn't as she made it look.
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
for those unfamiliar, Heaven's Gate was the name of an infamous suicide cult active in America in the 1970s
'Heaven's Gate?' Han De cursed in his mind. 'Sounds ominous.'
Eastern · LivingSpoon
Did Han De literally forget that he is Nascent Soul right now?
The more likely scenario is that she is one of those cultivators that use sexual techniques to rob the cultivation of others. Since she is an Immortal Realm expert already, a Core Formation guy like me won't be able to satisfy her. But, she must have many junior sisters in her sect practicing the same arts... Which means…'
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Eastern · LivingSpoon