Bibliophilia

A man is floating in the void with absolutely no memories aside from Anime, Manga, Light Novels, and Greek Mythology. Besides those, he knows not even his name. Little known to him, he is about to be sent across the universe as a Divine Jester. He gains the Humor System, a system designed to broadcast his adventures through worlds directly to Olympus. Any and all Gods he makes laugh in his journey are required to rate his joke on a 1 to 10 scale, write a review, and leave a reward for amusing him or her. Will he manage to humor the Gods? Who the hell knows.

Leo Hayden, a delinquent who can be described in one word. Idiotic. He was walking his dog when an anvil fell off a cargo plane that was about to crash, smashing him into smithereens. He meets a God named D.O.G. in the afterlife. Which, of course, stands for Decrepit Old Geezer. Why did the God need three different words for elderly? Dog only knows. The Hayden Family has a curse, one that can be doubled as a blessing if viewed in the right way. Your Great (x1059) Grandfather sacrificed himself and his descendants to appease the Gods. The Gods agreed that if his family takes upon themselves a curse to have deaths that can make the Gods entertained, they can guarantee they won't destroy the world. The blessing is that after the Hayden Family Members' deaths, they are granted a certain amount of wishes determined by how many Gods they made laugh by their downfall. Leo Hayden made only one God laugh, but that God is the ruler of all Gods, the God known as D.O.G. He is granted one wish, which he, being an idiot, wishes for a comb. -------------------------------------------------- I do not own any of the anime words the MC shall go to, credit goes to their respective owners. I only own the MC, Leo Hayden and his family members, Henry Hayden and Gary Hayden, which are all OC. Thank you.

Henry Hayden, an unlucky man with an unlucky death. After his Death he became a soul in the void, thinking about what he would wish for if he ever got the chance to reincarnate. Little does he know that everything he wishes for comes true. Hence his "unlucky" death falling sixty-nine stories after slipping on a condom, and then landing on a mop which impaled his ass. Goes through Anime worlds with the wishes he has obtained. ________________________________________________ A/N: Goes through multiple Anime worlds. Note that I don't own any of them, all credit goes to their respective owners. Thank you.