Orrrr will they? *laughs in Alteration*
"I believe you" Reyvin shivers remembering their walk to Riverwood. He quickly gets back on topic "Well then lets go see the steward and head off towards the bandits, they won't off themselves"
Video Games · Rastislav
Now back to Naruto.
Anime & Comics · Washuru
Your follower should be admonished for his over-reliance on these vile ear rapiers! Such devilry is unbefitting of a higher life form. This, Realm_Weaver was it, should be instructed on the proper methods by which to articulate the magnificence of a deity's fable.
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Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
Not off to a good start so far! I've forbidden the creation of all such abominations to all my followers! Auditory Experience is part of my domain and these vile creations do nothing but taint its purity!
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Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
Deity Duces!
See you later.
Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
Right, maul him to death and eat his corpse if he makes any mistakes! Got it!
Anyway, I soon discovered that he is an okay guy, a bit dumb, but otherwise okay. So, bear with him if he makes some mistakes. After all, he is but a mortal.
Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
Ahh, the mind invasion makes more sense now. Not a mortal after all, eh? As for mortals themselves, I don't mind them so much, so long as they keep me properly entertained.
You see, a mortal named Realm_Weaver somehow discovered me and practically begged me to tell him my life story so he could write a novel. A frigging novel. The audacity of this guy. But I was feeling a bit gracious so I agreed. Aren't I a good Samaritan?
Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
Wait, this story has a protagonist? Hmmm... I might have to drop.
I'm the protagonist of the book you're about to read.
Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
What it do Zeke? I'm your friendly neighborhood Chaos Deity... of the slime variety.
My name is Ezekiel Ashbourne but you can call me Zeke.
Fantasy · Realm_Weaver
See this: I just gifted this story a drop. 👎
Talent Awakening: Draconic Overlord Of The Apocalypse
Fantasy · Zurbluris