School Days
Being killed by his own girlfriends...
Book&Literature · Dragonel23
Cena Empire FTW
"Welcome to the North," Jason said with a friendly smile. "I am Jason East, from the Cena Empire in the far east. It's an honor to meet a representative of the esteemed Citadel."
TV · Mythic_Muse
Next was Dolores Umbridge. She raised her wand, and a pink ribbon emerged, forming a large "10."
Book&Literature · michaeI
For the sake of this, I want them all dead; I want their wives dead; I want their children dead. I want their houses rooted out and destroyed entirely. There can be no chance of reprisal against us. I don't care if one of the targets is a newborn infant. If their name is Rothschild, they need to die, period…. Do you have the stomach for such gruesome business?"
War · Zentmeister
NastyTK, your persistence is commendable
(dedicated to the one guy in the comment section lol)
TV · Alittlepiggy33
There, he found Hermione reading and Ron still asleep, muttering in his dreams about French lamb chops, German sausages, and Swedish meatballs.
Book&Literature · michaeI
Dumbledore's face carried a tinge of regret. "But Alastor is exceptionally skilled in Defense Against the Dark Arts. In this regard, he surpasses me by far."
Book&Literature · michaeI
You get a bonus, you get a bonus, everyone gets a bonus!
"Send a message to my corporation that handles matters related to rocketry… Every employee involved in the creation of this product and the rockets it fires is to receive a massive bonus this year!"
War · Zentmeister
He snapped back to reality.
Hogwarts: Harry Potter’s Return from the Witcher World
Book&Literature · michaeI