Thou seeketh Excalibur?!
"Oh, but that figure is definitely yours though. As true to life as it gets," Mom noted, meeting his eyes with a leer. "I wonder if they got you just right behind that cloth too?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
epic gaymer moment
There's been so many happy and peaceful chapters lately, that it's gonna make me despise and utterly loathe Jay the moment he shows his mug. probably part of Author's master plan.
ewww, cooties
Amanda leaned out further, and naturally at this point, I walked over and kissed her goodbye. I could feel her smirk as our lips touched, before the tenderness and bliss sent it all in a giddy buzz of exhilaration.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Not trying to put any ideas in Author's head, just talking to myself.... but lets hope she didn't leave her sketchpad with all her sketches of him in the open. * cough* especially that wedding one *cough*
If the evilest being in existence likes to steal fries, does that mean technically every woman in existence is evil? hmmm
"It's imbued with my essence, my nature, a tiny little piece of me. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at," she said, biting a fry in half. "It did what it was supposed to do."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
RG reference cause he won the Oscar's or whatever?
"Now that's what I'm talking about! See now that's the Big Man I know and love! There he is! Goddamn, you fuckin' Ryan Gosling you—get over here! Freakin' Lord of the Rizz! Fellowship of the… whatever! My boy did it!"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Chester the Sauve, Sauveying his way through chaos.
Puff that chest out, Chester.
"You may call me Chester if the lady should so wish," I bowed my head, returning her smile. "And I'm ever so pleased to make your acquaintance."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame.
"With that attitude, it's almost a guarantee," I said. "You survived tonight, Amanda. You should be emboldened. At this point, what can't you do?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke