บท 10: CH 7: Classes
Alistair :"Whenever someone's about to sneeze, I make sure to say "bless you" right before they sneeze so it goes away completely."
Zane :"Your spot in hell is guaranteed, you know that?"
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As they whispered from time to time, class started, and Alistair found himself more and more interested in the class. He began to have a lot more fun than he had expected.
Since he already knew everything about dueling already, the one from his era specially, he had thought that attending a class that taught things that he was even more knowledgeable in would be boring.
But instead, it was fun. Sure, he knew everything, but that was what made it fun. There was no nervousness involved, just enjoying the fact that he knew everything.
And besides, since he loved dueling so much, why wouldn't he love a class dedicated to dueling? He remembered how he used to watch videos explaining all sorts of rules and cards on YouTube. So he found himself a lot more focused and happy to be in this class.
Also, the class itself wasn't the only awesome thing. The other one was sitting right next to him. That hot piece of eye candy that was the wet dream of all.
He couldn't see it before because of the desk, but now he could lay his eyes on Jade's impressive ass. In his previous life, he had the nickname of the booty warrior, and he had a personal saying.
"There are three stages of ass: butt, ass, and booty. Not booty though, spelled boo-deh! Because it scares you a bit when it shows up, as if saying "Boo!" Only the worthy booties have the honor of getting this honorable title."
And Jade's? Definitely a top-notch boo-deh. 10/10. It was thick enough to be spilling on her chair. She had him being jealous of a damn chair. Best of all, she wasn't wearing a skirt. She was wearing shorts, along with thigh highs that encased them THICK thighs. He had his mouth turning into a waterfall of drool and a waterless desert at the same time.
'Lord, have mercy. We must stay focused, brothers. We must stay focused!' He gulped, finding it extremely difficult to take his eyes off of her lower half. Her upper body was already marvelous, but he had always been an ass guy.
His attention was pulled back only when Crowler started questioning the students :"Alexis, would you please introduce the categories each card type is separated to?"
Looking back curiously, he made eye contact with the other hottest girl in the school. He had seen her along with Jade when he first entered the class. It was hard not to, considering how beautiful the two were.
After all, Alexis wouldn't lose out to Jade in terms of beauty and figure. It only depended on individual tastes as to which one was prettier. Her beautiful face, dark blonde hair and rocking figure made her a pretty good opponent against Jade. But Jade was still more his type in terms of face though.
They locked eyes for a moment, before Alexis turned her gaze to Crowler as she stood up :"Yes, Dr Crowler. Duel Monster cards can be grouped into normal monster cards, fusion monster cards, ritual monster cards, effect monster cards, trap cards, and spell cards.
Trap cards can be divided into normal traps, counter traps, and continuous traps. Spell cards can be separated into normal spells, continuous spells, equip spells, quick-play spells, ritual spells, and field spells."
To Alistair's confusion, everybody looked amazed. How they were asked questions like this, and how some actually didn't know the answer, was completely beyond him.
'Seriously, what are these questions? What's next, name three types of monsters? Even children know these answers. They should be teaching targeting/non-targeting, costs and chains, what does coming before and after a colon mean, things like this!
The rules that gave birth to the saying "If you know the Yu-Gi-Oh rules right, you might as well be a lawyer", they need to teach these! (NUTS!!!)
Haaah, are they just simping for her, or are they genuinely impressed that she could answer that? I honestly don't know the answer, considering what's going to happen next... haaah...'
Being the first episodes of the show, he remembered them pretty well. Including what had left him speechless every time he rewatched the show.
"Perfect~!" Crowler smiled :"Well done, Alexis! Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less from one of my Blue Obelisks."
She nodded :"Yes, Dr Crowler." Before sitting down. But when she glanced at Alistair unconsciously again, completely intrigued by the boy, she saw him already looking at her with a blank look.
They locked eyes again, before he nodded and turned to his front again :'At least she's somewhat smart for this era.'
"Hmm, now who should we question next?" Crowler's eyes searched through the class, before they landed on the green haired boy sitting on Jade's other side :"You, Syrus Truesdale."
Syrus shot up nervously with a gasp, tense as Crowler smirked :"Explain to the class what a field spell is, please."
"Umm... a field spell is a... uhh... it's the..." He stuttered, and Alistair had to stop himself from facepalming. How could he not know what something is when the name is right there was beyond him.
But he couldn't just let Syrus be embarrassed. He was still Jade's friend, so he would feel guilty if he didn't help him.
"Huh? Who's cat is that?" He looked at the corner of the classroom innocently, making Crowler jump out of his skin as he looked around frantically :"C-c-cat?! D-did you just say cat?! N-no fur ball is allowed into m-my classroom!"
While everybody was distracted, he quickly leaned towards Sy, catching his attention :"The answer is spells that affect the entire field, and mostly revolve around ATK and Def, or specific attributes, types or archetypes."
Syrus and Jade's eyes widened before Alistair sat right again. Seeing no cats around, Crowler was relieved :"T-there's nothing here?"
Alistair smiled apologetically :"It probably ran away when I noticed it. Sorry for alarming you."
"H-huh?" Crowler cleared his throat :"I-it's alright. Good thing you made it run away. Anyway, Truesdale, on with the question! Or do you not know the answer?"
But Syrus straightened up, looking somewhat confident as he smiled :"T-they're spells that affect the entire field, and mostly revolve around ATK and Def, or specific attributes, types or archetypes!"
Crowler frowned, unhappy about not being able to embarrass one of the Slifer slackers :"Yes, very good. You can sit down now."
"Yes, professor!" As he did so, he smiled in appreciation at Alistair, whispering :"Thanks a lot, Al. You really saved me there."
But Crowler scoffed in ridicule before Alistair could answer :"I guess even Slifer slackers can get lucky from time to time. History has been made."
And unfortunately, nearly all of the Obelisk Blues started laughing. Alistair frowned :'I guess it's true that these assholes are just spoiled bitches who want to make fun of others. Gotta make sure to remember them.
Poor Syrus lost the small bit of cheerfulness he had gotten, but Jade smirked :"You know something, teach? You really shouldn't go and make fun of us Slifers like that."
"Huh?" Crowler frowned before Jade smiled innocently :"I mean, I'm a Slifer and so is Al, and we both beat you. So, when you make fun of us, you're really making fun of yourself!"
Crowler gasped as he bit his frustration into his napkin, his screams muffled by it while Jade gave a peace sign to Alistair who looked impressed :"Hehehehe, how's that for a comeback?"
'Damn, what that tongue do?! Roast the shit out of you, that's what!'
- (Time skip no jutsu!)
"So, as some of you students know, my name is professor Lyman Banner." The class ended, and another class began. Their teacher, a tall man with glasses and long hair —nothing to be surprised about considering this was Yu-Gi-Oh— introduced himself.
But Alistair's attention was on the chubby light-brown cat he was petting, Pharaoh. He had always been an animal lover, and especially had a soft spot for felines considering he had kept a few cats.
As Banner stroked the cat sitting calmly on his lap, he continued with a smile :"I specialize in some of the lesser known tactics and strategies in the world of duel monsters. Some that a few might even consider to be... unnatural. Duel alchemy, for example..."
Syrus caught his and the sleepy Jade's attention :"Oh, by the way, thanks, Jade, Alistair. Especially you, Alistair, you really saved me back there!"
"You're welcome, big guy." He smiled, before seeing Banner looking at them :"But I think I'm gonna need to do it again."
"Alistair." But he called him, surprisingly :"Huh? Yes, professor?" But he surprised him again with a smile :"Do me a favor and grab pharaoh, would you?"
"Huh?" He raised an eyebrow, but heard a meow from below as Banner chuckled :"Unless you are minoring as a scratch post." Looking down, he saw the cat rubbing against his leg as the others laughed.
"Hahaha, no way, I love cats!" Smiling, he reached down to pet him, before gently picking him up and sitting him on his lap when he didn't act aggressive :"Hey, big fella, what's up?"
"Meow." He meowed, purring at his touch and making him cue :"Aww, so cute. So his name is Pharaoh? Interesting name."
"That's right." Banner smiled :"But this is a surprise. He seems to have taken a liking to you. Although Pharaoh is a friendly cat, he doesn't tend to befriend anybody in particular. Anybody but me, that is, hahahahaha!"
"Meow..." Seeing Pharaoh side-eying his owner, Alistair couldn't help but chuckle.
Banner cleared his throat :"Anyway, feel free to play with Pharaoh, but please keep your attention on the class."
"Understood, sir." He nodded with a smile. He liked Professor Banner a lot thanks to how chill he was. Not only was he cool with his students, he was a really fun guy in the later seasons too, after the mess of the first season. Especially when he went on with Jaden to his adventures with Pharaoh. He was Alistair's favorite kind of teacher.
- (Time skip no jutsu again!)
"4 pm! Which school starts at 8 am and finishes at 4 pm?!" Alistair groaned, rubbing his side butt from how long he had to sit. As he walked with Jade and Syrus to the Slifer Red dorm, the brunette chuckled sympathetically :"Our school, unfortunately...
Uuggh, as if the classes weren't so long to begin with, we have to learn so much every single day too! Why couldn't they have some mercy on us... Haaah, what happened to Sy though? I haven't seen him since PE class."
"He left before us in a hurry. In a pretty good mood too." 'Poor guy, he got catfished by the worst guy on the island. But come on, it's so obvious the letter was fake! I guess excitement clouded his judgment.'
"A good mood? That really doesn't sound like Syrus. Ugh, whatever. I'm beat, and I'm in real need of a shower right now."
Having had to endure the PE class on top of the school, she just wanted to lie down and rest a bit. Alistair wasn't as tired as her, just mentally tired from how long the school took.
In fact, he couldn't complain about the PE class at all. Not when he could see Jade's, Alexis's and their MILF gym instructor/nurse's jiggle physics. It was a good day to be alive when he could see all that bouncing and jiggling. Good thing the PE uniform had a jacket for him to tie around his waist for... special reasons.
Suddenly, his stomach growled loudly, making him frown as he patted his abs :"Damn, I'm starving."
"You haven't eaten anything all day, right? Well, we can eat lunch after going back. And tell me tell you, professor Banner makes some mean shrimp. Geez, —I'm— hungry now that you mentioned it."
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