"Urghh, my head!" my head is spinning like planet, and my body feels like it went couple rounds of brawl with Emily's ex-husband. Oh yeah, I did and f*cker brought out gun out of nowhere.
"F*cking sore loser! I hope he died from that stab." I mutter under my breath while looking around empty white room.
Suddenly, a little boy appeared out of nowhere and says, "Oh, he sure did die. Your knife went right throuth his heart. Why do you have such big knife anyway?"
He did die, huh. I killed him... I'm strangely calm for some reason. Is it because I'm not alive anymore?
'Well, whatever.'
"Heh, you don't know when those lunatics will come out. Knife acts as good deterrent. Oh, I'm Robert by the way. Nice to meet you. Are you some kind of God or ROB?" I introduce myself to kid with simple nod.
"Oh, I'm closer to what you call ROB. Still, you are quite calm for someone who just died from blood loss." asked ROB kid with look of genuine curiosity while sitting cross-legged on floor.
"Ugh, don't remind me! Dying is not as comfortable as they make it out to be, you know? And there is no use crying over spilled milk anyway. Still, to think I died because of that sl*t Emily. Is she some kind of character from hentai?" just thinking about how my sister slept with almost every male in neighborhood for no reason makes my head ache.
"Haha, why would you defend her anyway? You could have just left her with her ex-husband. She had it coming." ROB says with mocking tone.
"Sl*t or not sister is sister. I should be one to beat the cr*p out of that little brat not that f*cker." I said with irritated tone.
Said f*cker was not really bad guy, still his attitude was too passive before Emily's f*cking spree. That's why you should f*ck your girl's brain out at least once in a week.
I'm partly resposible too, not to mention sl*t of my sister.
*sigh*
"Still, I failed as big brother, huh." I said with sigh.
I should have raised her properly. If I was better brother then she wouldn't have ruined her family like that.
"Before you ask I will not share any more information about your previous world. So, let's put that aside for now. Let's talk about why you are here first." he paused for second to confirm I'm paying full attention before continuing.
'Can't even know what happened after my death, huh? Hope she didn't become some kind of wh*re.'
Putting that aside, I paid full attention to ROB kid.
"It simple actually. I've taken quite liking to fan-fics of your world, you see. So I thought 'why not send random guy to world of fiction with wishes and shit like those guys do?" and here we are."
"…"
I was speechless. Like, where is 'Great power comes with great responsibility' and shit? You can't just send random madman with 'Golden Fingers' to any world. They might be worse than incurable disease of 'Young Masters' from wuxia novels.
"Anyway! You will be reincarnated in world of High School DxD with 3 wish, 3 random system, 1 random artifact." ROB said with face of kid waiting for Christmas present.
'I have no control over which world I will be going, huh.'
Ok, ok! Now is not time to complain. If worse comes to worst I will be slave of this kid… no let's be optimistic. I pictured this situatiom hundreds of times so I have to choose my route carefully.
-Few hours later-
"Sorry for the wait." I said with apolegic expression.
"Don't mind it. When you live few aeons, time will start to lose its meaning." ROB kid said casually.
"Anyway! Let's get to most interesting part! Wishes!" said ROB kid with clear excitement then with 'puff' he dressed like certain Djin from famous cartoon.
First- Healing magic from "Wrong way to use healing magic"
Second- Body with Demonic Eyes, Natural Grace, Transformation, Poker Face and ability to evolve and adapt without limit.
Third- I want to be able to share certain amount of access to systems I received with others.
"Oh, hard worker eh? But second wish… well, you could just got that much if you wished for body customization so, it can be done. Hai, hai! Now let's spin gacha!"
Gacha?
Then few gacha screen popped out front of me.
*ping ping ping ping ping ping*
First system- Job and Rank system from Death Mage (Job changing room is not necessary).
Second system- Ultimate Training System.
Third system- Dimensional Chat Group
Artifact- Realm of Violet Jade Immortal ( Without Ancient Strengthening Technique. Extra layer will only provide extra space.)
ROB kid: "Now then, cya!"
Then, without being able to do anything I passed out.
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At certain part of underworld, in Gremory Household, certain red haired boy woke up in middle of night.
'Thank Satan, I don't have to go through infancy again!' boy thought as he let out sigh of relief.
To be honest he thought all that rencarnation thingy was just dream, hallucination or his own fantasy. All those wishes and such were too unbelievable to him, after all.
After regaining his composure bit, he laid down on his bed and started to processing his new memories.
His name is Argrel Gremory, Heir of Gremory House, little brother of Sirzechs Lucifer. He looks exactly like kid version of Hisoka Morrow except blue eyes.
He was prideful individual since birth. With his inborn 'Natural Grace' his every movemend was graceful and with his narural gifts he was stronger, faster, smarter, better than anyone. He never trip or stutter, learned anything before anyone, from the moment he started to walk he radiated charisma. He was natural leader.
Strictly speaking, being leader was there even in his previous life. When he was child he was center of his group of friends, after that he was class representative, model student, leader of sport club from elementary school to all the way to high school. But then he can't go to collage because of family reasons, from there his life gone downward spiral. So, he ended up as leader of group of thugs. Still, leader though.
And then he noticed something important. He doesn't feel attachment to his previous life. It is like watching movie from first person perspective with shared sense. Maybe it is small gift from ROB kid, his previous life was not really pleasant after all.
As for his current life, it is great. Gremory Family is not like any other noble house from stories. Parents are kind and caring, atmosphere is warm, relationship is good. Incidently he is year older than Rias Gremory.
"Still, older brother of Rias Gremory, huh? And here I thought I can keep few kilometers distance from that incurable pervert."
Frankly speaking he didn't like Highschool DxD in the first place. He just watched it because his best friend was pestering him to watch together. But most importantly he hated Hyoudou Issei to bone. In his previous life he loved every fan-fic that killed or tormented Hyodou Issei. He will give 5 star rating just because author decided to steal or snatch Boosted Gear from Issei.
[Hey, system! Can I start training like those MCs from novels? I'm almost four years old, you know?] Argres asked internally.
[It is detrimental to strain body at current state even with Healing Magic. It is advised to do light exercise to warm up body for next four months. At that time your body will be adapted to take strain without affecting growth.](Ultimate Training System)
'Hah! I knew authors of those fan-fics were BSing!' he thought while staring at semi-transparent screen.
[Then prepare training program, please]
Ultimate Training System, UTS for short. His only awailable system for now. The moment he got momories of his past life, he knew how to use UTS instinctually. This is not some flashy system with shop and such. But this system is greatest in his opinion. Because UTS gives him most efficient training route, tips and tricks for anything! ANYTHING! If he give desired result system will show him best possible route to said result.
For exaple if he wanted to become Satan, UST will give him training regimen, hint for what to learn, how to interact with others, how to secure position and so on with strict time schedule. System will even take his mental state into account.
As for Realm of Violet Jade Immortal… He has not enough privacy to spend almost all night in his private realm. Even now he is in constant watch of maid in corner of room. To others it will seem like he dissapeared like mist and entire Gremory House will be prepared to go for war by the time he came out.
[Please plan training routine to improve mental strength and sensory abilities] Argres politely asked.
Whether UTS has it's own ego or not, healthy relationship starts with polite conversation. That's what he learned from his previous life, specially with something that will probably accompony him through entirety of his long life as devil.
[Please wait a few minute]
And so legend of man who seek 'Perfection' has started.