บท 36: (???) Slapping
Chapter 36 – (???) Slapping
The usual closed-eye woman, Qi Hong, widened her eyes. Witnessing the Stripper Swordsmanship, she was astonished that Miaomiao had already mastered the first move.
Armor Destruction was one of the sword arts. By empowering and controlling aura on one's weapon, even a wooden stick could destroy steel plates.
However, this art emphasized accuracy and precision in manipulating Qi. It required the practitioner to pinpoint the weak points of their opponent's armor and strike it with their Qi. The difficult part wasn't the skill by itself, but the practitioner must have keen sight. Striking a wrong point might not break the armor, and the practitioner might suffer fatal injuries from counterattacks.
Most importantly, the swordsmanship skill was exclusively for inner disciples since it required meridian mastery, which should have been too difficult for newbies weaker than the 3rd stage. Yet, Miaomiao utilized it flawlessly.
'I chose that skill for him, so he could not practice any combat skill. When did this brat practice this technique? Did he spend the night practicing? But I saw the CCTV footage. He never practiced or did anything productive at night other than sleeping or having sex. Just how?'
Qi Hong tricked Miaomiao many times throughout their deals. Xu Xiuying and Qi Hong gave him a core technique from the core library first, hoping that he would get a complex skill above his level of comprehension so that Miaomiao would become discouraged from practicing martial arts. After that, they could coax him into the path of debauchery and force him to spend the rest of his days having sex with their Joyous Yin disciples. Then, Miaomiao would become nothing but a stupid sex maniac that they could manipulate and discard whenever they wanted.
This was their Golden Goose Project.
At first, Miaomiao seemed to sway that way as he enjoyed his authority and Zheng Liqin's body.
Qi Hong pushed the project further by giving Miaomiao more difficult techniques, trying to make him voluntarily give up on training and become lazy for good. Unexpectedly, Miaomiao came up with a prostitution plan, which aligned with her scheme.
Xu Xiuying and Qi Hong's plan worked perfectly as Miaomiao stopped practicing martial arts after he started selling his body. He spent every day having sex, according to their initial plan.
Yet, today, Miaomiao showed that he had already mastered one of their difficult techniques. Qi Hong couldn't figure when and how Miaomiao could do it.
'Are you serious? Are you really a freaking genius or a useless sex-addicted bastard? Ah, I don't know anymore.'
Qi Hong gave up trying to analyze Miaomiao's character. She picked up her J-Phone and recorded everything on the stage, so she could send the clip to Xu Xiuying later.
…
While everyone was shocked, Long Meifang treated this event as if nothing had happened. She didn't care whether Miaomiao or Kang Yan would win. This elder only cared about her profited CP that she got from Miaomiao's deal, which was 40% of the share.
It didn't matter who won or lose. Long Meifang would earn more CP regardless.
The charming black-haired elder enjoyed her wine and low-calorie food as she watched the show, "Can someone fetch me more fresh fruits? I forgot to restock my supplies."
As Meifang was eating and drinking, an elder approach her.
"Do you know if anyone takes him under their apprenticeship yet?"
Long Meifang glanced at the speaker. It was Yao Lan, the amazon warrior elder from Virgin Yin School, who was also a friend of Qi Ning.
"Aside from Qi Hong, his mother, and me, I don't think any of our elders has talked to him yet. If he isn't one of their core disciples, then he is still available."
"Hmm. Do you think his mother will allow him to be my legacy disciple? He has talents in sword fighting."
"Go ahead and ask the mistress yourself. Count me out of this."
"Don't you want him?"
"Not a chance. I don't like smart men. That bastard is a young fox in sheepskin. I don't trust him."
Unlike Qi Hong and Xu Xiuying, Long Meifang had seen many cunning men throughout her life. As Miaomiao was creative enough to bribe Qi Hong and extorted more CP shares from her, Long Meifang believed that Miaomiao still hid more trump cards in his sleeves. t
Since Miaomiao never trained with swords when they first met and he never trained it in front of any CCTV cameras, Long Meifang was sure that he might have trained it elsewhere at night when they weren't paying attention. Even if she was wrong, Miaomiao might be a genius that she shouldn't offend him.
'I don't want to get involved with a cunning nobleman. F-U all! Don't bother me!'
…
On the stage, Qi Ning couldn't believe what she had seen. She saw how Miaomiao used the first art of Stripper Swordsmanship, which was one of the toughest techniques that disciples could learn.
Killing an opponent was hard, but disarming an opponent without harming them was harder. Yet, Miaomiao broke the common sense by mastering this technique without training.
"… Winner, Xu Miao."
Qi Ning couldn't afford to continue cheating the match. As many elders were watching, they might report this incident to Xu Xiuying, and the latter might punish her. Even though everyone was working for the same sect, it was not like everyone was friendly toward each other. Any elder might find trouble with another one or bully the weaker colleague at any time.
The Joyous Yin disciples stood up and cheered, celebrating for Miaomiao's stunning victory.
"KYAAAA!! HE'S SO COOL! HUSBAND, MAKE LOVE WITH ME AFTER THIS!!"
"HUSBAND, YOU'RE TOO AWESOME!!"
"DARLING, WATCHING YOU MAKE ME WET!! KYAAAA!!"
Over 90% of Joyous Yin disciples had once dual-cultivated with Miaomiao. They treated him as their public husband.
On the other hand, the prideful Virgin Yin disciples were sullen. Seeing their senior disciple losing to a good-for-nothing young master was like getting slapped to the face. Their face became hot because of their frustration and anger, but they couldn't do anything to change the result.
Currently, the ten representative seats were arranged behind the sparring ring. Qi Ning pointed at the empty sofa to guide Miaomiao to his new seat.
"That one is yours. Go and sit over there."
Miaomiao grinned. However, he didn't follow Qi Ning's instruction, "You've forgotten something."
"What?"
"Our bet."
Qi Ning snorted, "Pfft. Fine. How many CP do I have to pay?"
Miaomiao's smile widened. The corner of his mouth curved up while his eyes smiled. His dark smiley face suddenly sent a chill running down Qi Ning's spine, and it also frightened other VY disciples.
"Elder Long, could you reveal my current CP?"
Long Meifang's face twitched. She had already figured out what and why Miaomiao had bet against Qi Ning with all his CP earlier, which was the main reason why she called him a young fox.
A floating orb coming from Long Meifang's spatial ring was the mobile exchange center. It could project any disciple's profile and their status, including their current remaining CP.
And the number of CP that Miaomiao had was …
41,526 CP
Averagely, an outer disciple had about 1,500 to 3,000 CP as they required a large amount to buy various manuals or cultivation supplies. Inner disciples had a bit more, about 4,000 to 6,000 CP, but they still had to buy expensive refined stones for cultivation.
Despite that, Miaomiao possessed over 41,000 CP, which was an insane amount that an outer disciple could have. Qi Ning almost vomited blood when she found out about Miaomiao's current CP.
Miaomiao revealed a bashful smile as he was fidgeting, walking closer to Qi Ning.
"I've bet all my CP, so… please give me the same amount, okay?"
41,526 CP was 416 raw spirit stones. The amount might be nothing to Qi Ning, but it hurt her pride because of Miaomiao's current obnoxious expression. She felt like he intentionally humiliated her.
Without a choice, Qi Ning poured 416 raw spirit stones from her spatial ring onto the stage, "Elder Long. Convert these stones to CP and give it to this brat!"
Long Meifang shrugged while she made the stones floated and entered her spatial ring. Then, she typed something into the hologram, and Miaomiao's CP in his profile window changed.
83,052 CP
It wasn't much, but Miaomiao was happy by having more assets. He laughed and walked toward the loser, Kang Yan.
"I'll forgive you for the earlier insult if you sincerely apologize."
Kang Yan glared at Miaomiao with her angry eyes. Yet, she didn't bicker or refute. Although Kang Yan wasn't convinced that she had lost, she couldn't change the outcome since Qi Ning had already declared the result.
Gritting her teeth, she knelt on both knees and bowed to Miaomiao without hiding her naked body, "… I was wrong. Please forgive me."
Miaomiao patted her head and nodded in satisfaction, "Good girl. Well, pack your clothes and move to my room tomorrow night. You're my pet now."
"What? Hey! I apologized to you! Don't push your luck!"
Kang Yan thought that once she apologized, Miaomiao would cancel the gamble they had. But now, he ordered her to become his pet.
"I said that I would forgive you. I didn't say that I would cancel the bet."
"Y-You!!"
Kang Yan activated her Qi again. She empowered her rapier and thrust toward his chest.
Miaomiao didn't dodge. He also gathered his Yang Qi around his chest area and formed a small barrier.
*DING*
The aura-coated rapier couldn't penetrate through the mysterious orange barrier. Instead, Kang Yan's rapier cracked and shattered.
"W-Wha!?"
Kang Yan's brain couldn't comprehend why her attack failed. Her cultivation strength was far superior to Miaomiao, but he could easily block her attack with an unknown technique.
Miaomiao sighed. His body flashed as he moved to the side of Kang Yan. Then, he carried her by his shoulder, hanging her butt forward.
Kang Yan's private part and plumb butt could be seen by the audience. VY disciples' faced turned red, but JY disciples cheered and laughed.
"A bad kitty needs to be punished," Miaomiao chuckled and spanked her butt. t
*PA!*
"Ow! You bastard-"
*PA!*
"Ah! Stop!"
*PA!*
"OW!"
*PA!* *PA!*
"N-No, s-stop-"
*PA!* *PA!*
"Ah! I-I'm sorry!"
*PA!* *PA!*
"Ahn! Ahn!"
The punishment continued while everyone looked at Miaomiao in astonishment. Even the elders didn't interfere.
However, as the booty slapping continued, Kang Yan's screaming voice slowly changed into moans of pleasure.
บท 37: The Stripper
Chapter 37 – The Stripper
Miaomiao spanked Kang Yan's plump butt to the point that the pale white skin turned red. The punishment lasted only a few minutes, but it was enough to silence the girl.
"Hoo. Okay, the punishment is over. You can take a rest."
Miaomiao let Kang Yan down. But before he let her loose, he didn't forget to massage her round and smooth butt. It was firm, soft, and elastic that Miaomiao wanted to keep touching.
Kang Yan collapsed on the stage. She didn't utter a word as she was too exhausted. Her face was deep red, and her breathing was rough. The dazed eyes of Kang Yan were moist as she was on the verge of crying … from extreme pleasure.
Sticky and slippery juice leaked out from her private part, dripping down on her thigh and on the stage. Yet, nobody but Miaomiao noticed it.
The culprit licked his hand that had used to spank the girl. The sticky liquid got on his hand, and he knew where he got it from.
'Interesting girl. I'll play with you later.'
Miaomiao feigned ignorance and walked back to his seat.
"…"
The spectators were speechless. This humiliating punishment was new to them, and they had never seen anything like it.
*PA*
One of the JY disciples spanked her friend's butt with her bare hand. The bounciness of the meat and the feedback impact on her hand was addictive.
"Ow! WTF!?"
"Just trying."
"TRY IT ON YOUR ASS, BITCH!"
*PA*
*PA*
*PA*
Many disciples also copied Miaomiao's action by slapping their friends' butt. They giggled and pranked the others as if it was a new trend.
"This is fun! Hahaha!"
"Ow, why you! Take back!"
"Ow! Oh, crap. That actually feels good."
"Dafuq, you disgusting pig-*PA* Ow! You… One more please."
"You're the disgusting pig!"
As if these disciples were children, they got rowdy and raised voice, causing commotion everywhere. Even Miaomiao shook his head and sighed.
"Ah, youth."
The commotion disrupted the selection event. Soon, Qi Ning lost it. She screamed and released her killing intent with her full power, using her Yin Essence.
"SILENCE!!"
*BOOM*
The heart of all disciples shook and squeezed. Everyone including Miaomiao clenched their chest as their hearts were about to explode.
Fortunately, many elders reacted fast. Eight elders rushed to the disciples and erected a protective shield array. Qi Hong, the remaining elder, went for her sister. She slapped Qi Ning's face and suppressed the latter's strength before anyone died from a heart attack.
"Get a hold of yourself, Little Ning."
Qi Ning didn't fight back against her older sister, but she clicked her tongue and walked away.
"You take care of the selection trial, then. I'm done for today!"
"… You're already 51. Start acting like someone your age."
"Be quiet! You know nothing about VY practitioners. We don't need HIM in our sect."
"Just go and get some rest."
Qi Hong didn't argue with her sister even though she had a hundred reasons to keep Miaomiao in this sect forever. The older twin ignored her sister's tantrum and took over the duty.
"I'll take over the selection trial as the referee. Kang Yan, put on some clothes and go to your friends below the stage. You still have one more attempt to challenge one of the seats to take back your representative right."
By having Qi Hong taking over the competition, everyone stopped playing and took this event seriously.
E1053, Jiang Lan was called next. However, as she was now Miaomiao's puppet, she chose to forfeit as it was his order.
More disciples were called to take their chance, but most of the outer disciples didn't use their attempt. As these girls often sparred against each other and competed over their ranks, they understood the difference between their strength and the top 10 outer disciples.
But there were still many Virgin Yin disciples that weren't convinced that Miaomiao was that strong. These girls gathered and plotted against him.
Soon enough, they started sending their cannon fodders to challenge Miaomiao.
"I challenge young master Xu Miao!"
It was Zhu Qiao, the pink hair disciple. She didn't want to challenge him, but her seniors forced her to test the water.
Miaomiao returned on the stage with his saber. He got into a battle stance right away.
"I'm ready."
"A-wa-wa-wa! Don't be so serious, young master Xu. I just want to test my luck. Please don't hurt me, okay?"
Miaomiao remembered this funny girl. He chuckled and lowered his stance, "Well, okay. I'll let you have the first move."
"Ugh."
Zhu Qiao was on the verge of crying. Still, she revealed her strength to Miaomiao for the first time.
Cold Qi circulated within her body. Blue aura enveloped her, increasing her physical strength and speed. Her presence transformed from a scardy hamster into a monstrous giant sewer rat.
The power of double dantian maiden erupted.
Miaomiao raised his eyebrows for a moment before they turned to a frown. His solemn face stared at the girl while he also channeled his Qi to prepare for her attack.
Zhu Qiao's aura was different than Kang Yan. Although it seemed weaker, her eyes and her stance hinted that she was an experienced fighter.
Miaomiao's prediction was correct. Zhu Qiao didn't open the fight with a super long-ranged attack like the haughty Kang Yan. Instead, she naruto-ran toward him with two short swords, one was cladded with her aura while the other was not. She held both swords using an ice pick gripping style.
When the distance between Zhu Qiao and Miaomiao was 5 meters, she stomped her front foot. Her Yin Qi traveled from the foot toward Miaomiao's feet, using the stage as a medium.
Then, an ice spike manifested. It was the same skill that Miaomiao had used against Kang Yan in the first round.
As Miaomiao had challenged against Xu Xiuying's clones and failed many times, he had already noticed the attack pattern the moment Zhu Qiao had gathered many strands of Qi in her front foot. Miaomiao took a few steps back, so he could use the ice spike as a buffer against her.
*CLANK*
Half a second after the stomp, an ice spike extended from the ground and rose 2 meters high. However, it didn't skewer the target.
Miaomiao kept walking backward, waiting for Zhu Qiao's next move while he was casting a couple of spells on the ground on the area around the ice spike.
Seeing that Miaomiao hid behind the ice, Zhu Qiao pursued. He detoured the ice spike to the right.
But as soon as Zhu Qiao got around the obstacle, the ground below her turned into ice, and they extended to her feet. Both Zhu Qiao's ankles were bound by a thick layer of ice.
"Eh?"
Before Zhu Qiao could attempt to free herself, an ice needle flew toward her face.
"KYAAAA!!"
Zhu Qiao tilted her head to the side while she leaned backward, dodging the sudden flying ice shard.
*CLANK*
More ice extended from the ground behind Zhu Qiao. They kept rising and touched her back, but it didn't harm her like an ice spike skill.
The extended ice crept over Zhu Qiao's back and bound her like the trap on her feet. It imprisoned her entire body but her head.
Zhu Qiao realized what Miaomiao had done. She cried, "Uweeeee. This is unfair! You said I can have the first attack, but I haven't landed any attack on you."
The girl didn't know that Miaomiao broke a cold sweat when he noticed the Qi circulation speed of Zhu Qiao. The Qi circulation speed and casting speed were on par with those clone monsters in the Isolation Realm, which terrified him.
'System, how many potential percent did she use just now? Her casting speed is a bit unusual.'
<<Ding>>
<<From a brief evaluation, at least 88%. What she lacks is tactic, mindset, and the right weapons. Also, the system detects that she wasn't serious. Please spar with her clone in Isolation Training Space to find out her true strength.>>
"…"
Miaomiao took a mental note that he would spar with Zhu Qiao's clones later. For now, he pretended that he defeated this girl easily by placing his saber on her neck, "Will you give up?"
"Uweeeee. You're a meanie. I've lost."
Miaomiao dispelled his trap spells. Zhu Qiao regained her freedom and left the stage while she was still crying a river.
Her innocent looked pitiful from the onlooker's perspective, but Miaomiao became cautious of Zhu Qiao. Because of the system's warning, it came to Miaomiao that this girl might be hiding something.
As such, from the next fight onward, Miaomiao decided to finish every match as quickly as possible.
…
"Next!"
Without waiting for Miaomiao to return to his seat, Qi Hong asked if the next disciple would challenge any representative.
"I'm next! I challenge young master Xu Miao!"
A disciple from Virgin Yin School with studded leather armor leaped onto the stage. She wielded a saber and pointed it to Miaomiao's face.
It was a long black hair girl with a knightly attitude like Kang Yan.
"I've understood your tricks and your skills. A weakling good-for-nothing like you can't be a representative of our sect!"
"…"
Miaomiao rolled his eyes. Then, he glanced at Qi Hong, waiting for her to signal the next fight.
"Begin!"
As soon as Qi Hong allowed the two contestants to fight, Miaomiao kicked the ground.
"Take my saber! Mountain Slas-"
"Armor Destruction."
Before the disciple could gather her Qi into her saber, Miaomiao got in front of his opponent and left several saber slash afterimages.
Déjà vu happened. The challenger was disarmed and was stripped naked.
"KYAAAA!"
The disciple was shocked. She ran off the stage in embarrassment.
"Winner, Xu Miao."
Everyone: "…"
…
The selection competition continued.
"I challenge Xu Miao!"
More Virgin Yin disciples with the serial number E400 and below began ganging on him instead of challenging other disciples.
However…
"Mountain Palm-"
"Armor Destruction."
*BOOM*
Another victim lost her clothes and armor. Miaomiao won again.
"I challenge Xu Miao!"
More daredevils didn't have enough. The girl took out short swords, planning to mimic Zhu Qiao's style.
But when Miaomiao could sense the shallowness of their circulation technique, he simply rushed them and followed up with his soon-to-be signature move.
"Armor Destruction."
*BOOM*
"KYAAAA!!"
…
"Next!"
"E356 here! I challenge young master Xu Miao!"
"Armor Destruction!"
*BOOM*
"Xu Miao wins. Next!"
"I'm E355. I challenge young master Xu Miao!"
"Armor Destruction!"
*BOOM*
"Xu Miao wins. Next."
"I'm E354. I challenged young master Xu-"
"Armor Destruction!"
*BOOM*
"Let me finish my only line in this novel, damn you!!"
.
.
.
After hours of repeated challenges, Miaomiao only used one skill to defeat all of the Virgin Yin disciples. Aside from Zhu Qiao, Miaomiao deemed them weaker than first stage cultivators that he had fought in the Isolation Realm, so there was no need to use fancy techniques.
Kang Yan managed to reclaim her seat by defeating the weakest top 10 disciple. She didn't challenge Miaomiao again as she didn't want to risk losing her privilege to participate in an important event.
The 10 representatives were decided, but Miaomiao obtained a new nickname that all outer disciples had titled him.
Xu Miao, the Stripper.
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