The Pros and Cons of Immortality

The Godslayer.
The Demon of a Million Eyes.
The Great Prophet.
The Immortal Emperor.
That Unkillable Bastard.
That Piece of Shit.
These are the monikers Remulus once held. A reputation so vast, a single utterance of his name could kill you. Now, that immortal is retired, his status considered inactive. And now he's ready to take his vacation. Taking in a kid or two for the ride as he splashes through the myths and legends.
Do you wanna see how?