บท 21: The Legend of Wendonia Episode 18
Enter Big Dick Randy! The Cafe's Male Warriors in Danger!
It was a normal everyday Halloween night the kids were getting their candy and everything was peaceful. A couple was walking through the streets of Wendonia laughing and smiling but one wrong turn went them to their doom. They arrived in a allyway and when that happened they seen a tall Black Man in a suit, When they turned around they were surrounded by Black tentacles to which he pounced. The man used his tentacles to trap the Man and gives him the most dubious backshots ever. They women screams and runs away. Randy has collected his first victim.
Randy seen a poster of The Gang, and he had a devious smile on his face. "Finally More victims" He Says, He uses his super speed to travel the entire kingdom trying to find the male warriors and take their butt.
The Male Warriors all come from their Halloween Party in the Café and are ready to go the hell to bed. "Man it's always cool to have a party after a long hard day of training eh guys?" Zae Said. "You Said it" Jovon Exclaimed. "Frankly I'm surprised we haven't had anyone to fight for this long." Hot Shot Says in relief. "Don't fumble our bag and jinx us eh Hot Shot" Spec Says jokingly. The Four of them approach the Mansion and before they reached the entrance, they see him. Randy standing in their front gate, it seemed like he was ready for all of them. Little did the warriors of Wendonia know, this would be a battle they would never forget.
"Who the hell is that guy" Zae Said. "I don't know but he looks…familiar" Jovon Said. "Fresh Meat" Randy Whispered he smiles and his pitch black tentacles. "Let me take a crack at this bastard" Spec Says readying his fist. "You got this Spec, don't make it too quick alright" Zae Says in full support of his brother. "Fine then, COME AT ME BOOTY!" Randy Yells. "Wait no it can't be" Jovon Says. "Spec no Don't fight him!" Jovon Yells. Spec Rushes with Magic Energy as always coating his magic. He Punches at Randy but he misses due to Randy being that much faster than him. Randy appears behind him but Spec senses him and punches at him again, this goes on for quite awhile and Spec is starting to get tired and when Randy teleports behind him again. Spec is unable to react as the most vile thing that a fighter can do happens. Randy, while Spec isn't looking takes Spec's booty at insane speeds. Spec is flabbergasted, he never felt anything like this before. When Randy had his way with him, He throws Spec into a Nearby tree, Knocking him unconscious.
"You're Kidding" Hot Shot says. "It wasn't even a single minute, who is this guy!?" Hot Shot Yells in disbelief
Jovon ponders for a moment, He's seen this creature before, Tall, Dark Skinned, Tentacles. He Realizes and the look on his face said it all. "I-It's him" Jovon says in a worried voice. "Who Jovon who the fuck is `him`!?" Hot Shot says in a desperate voice. "It's BIG DICK RANDY!" Jovon yelled.
"Ah so it seems that you piles of flesh have heard of me" Randy Says slowly walking closer to the three warriors. "Big Dick Randy who the fuck is that Jovon?" Hot Shot says.
"He's a monster, he appears every Halloween to take the virginity of boys and boys only, if we don't stop him other men, even kids won't be sparred!" Jovon says. Hot Shot and Zae look at him with confusion in their faces.
"Yeah I'm not fighting that" Hot Shot says. "No way Hot Shot we have to fight, Spec is our brother and he hurt him badly, he's gonna pay!" Zae says walking up to the monster drawing his Katana for a fight.
"So you will be my second victim child?" Randy says staring at Zae. "Victim? No I'm gonna kill you."
Zae and Randy stare each other down then before anyone can think, they disappear. Hot Shot and Jovon are shocked Zae was even faster than the time during the village fight. Zae slashes at Randy but his sword isn't getting through. "Damn it his tentacles are blocking his body" Zae said.
Zae jumps back giving himself some distance from Randy. "Giving up yet Boy, we can make this easy and give me your booty right now." Randy says smiling. "What!? No!" Zae yells.
Zae, knowing that Randy is dangerous waste no time using his three katana style and rushes Randy. They have battle in the air, Zae slashes at Randy missing every time, while Randy tries to hit Zae with his tentacles also missing. It was a stalemate they seemed equal. One was gonna have to be faster. "Damn it I don't have time for this you're supposed to be a light work filler antagonist but you're taking WAY too long!" Zae Says. Randy starts getting angry and rushes Zae. Zae smiles he baited Randy into this. "Good his guard is down" Zae says. "Two Katana Style: X-Slash!"
Randy coughs up blood, this is the first time in so long, he then falls to the ground in a puddle of blood. "He actually beat him" Hot Shot Says.
"There's no way he actually did it!?" Jovon yelled.
"What can I say guys i'm just him" Zae Says smiling. But before he could draw his sword he sensed him again. Big Dick Randy, alive and kicking. "H-How!?" Zae Says. "You think just ONE slash!?" Randy Yells. He then steps back and Puts his index finger over his middle one. "I haven't had to use this against a pile of flesh in a long time but here it goes" Randy Says with his Magic Energy Skyrocketing.
"Domain Expansion: Soap Drop!" Randy Says.
The Battlefield changes, for only Zae and Randy, what is it? A Prison Shower. Zae looks down, and sees it. A bar of soap, Zae isn't an idiot he knows damn well what's gonna happen but for some reason due to the affects of his Domain, Zae is compelled to pick it up, his body is making him, giving Randy the perfect opportunity to strike. "Damn it I know I don't ask much but someone Help!" Zae Thought.
Before, Randy could even get to Zae his Domain was broken which was odd cause nobody attacked him but when he looked up it was a surprise from everyone.
"Why the hell are you making so much noise!?" It was Pure and she wasn't too fond of all the fighting outside of where she was sleeping.
"Holy Shit Pure looks pissed, this is the first time i've seen her like this." Hot Shot Said. "THIS IS GREAT!" Jovon yelled. "Uhh How Pure might've gotten stronger but even Spec and Zae got creamed." Hot Shot says.
"No, this is different cause Randy's Weakness is"
"A WOMEN!" Randy Yells. "I have to get out of here!" Randy Says running away. "Oh No you don't!" Pure Yells.
"Volcanic Violence!" Pure Yells Aiming the blast at Randy, burning him to a crisp leaving nothing but ash. "Whew it's over thanks Pure" Zae Says. "Y-Yeah you're welcome." Pure Says softly falling to the ground. Hot Shot carries both Spec and Pure on his shoulder.
"That was way too close, next time when we fight someone like that we're jumping him got it?" Hot Shot says.
"Yeah Yeah whatever cracker boy" Zae says.
The Gang was fighting for so long that it was now morning and the crack of dawn. Then out of nowhere the mail man came to deliver their daily mail. Zae goes over and skims through all the useless shit until he sees it. The Wendonia Games Bracket, Zae shows it to all the warriors in the mansion and they're surprised to see that Muffin registered as well. Jovon smiles.
"Training starts tomorrow at once!" Jovon says.
"Yeah sorry Jovon I might have to sit that one out." Zae Said.
"HUH!?" Jovon was flabbergasted Zae never ever skipped out on training.
"Sorry Jovon but Look at my Sword" Zae Said. Jovon looked down and he seen a chipped and cracked blade that was in dire need of repairs.
"I'm Gonna have to take a vist to the old man, I'll be back in a week and even stronger than before." Zae Says with full confidence.
"Well Alright then Zae take care." Jovon Says in a worried voice.
Zae begins to walk away but before he goes he announces one more thing.
"Remember Jovon, I will grow and grow everday, and when I enter the Wendonia Tournament
I WILL WIN!"
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