บท 31: Gross Mission
Li Da was still curious as to what Jin He's relationship with his cousin was. Surely it isn't one where they were in equal positions, much less Li Bai being the superior one. He would be, at least, inferior to Jin He's position and, at most, Jin He's most favored slave.
He asked his followers to spy on her daily activities as it might reveal her connection to the infamous trash of the clan, or even the entire city! Meanwhile, he made his move to curry favor with the trash himself, polishing his acting skills on the way.
Making his way to Li Bai's room, he felt the glares of everyone he passed by. He didn't react, staying as calm as ever on this situation.
In Li Bai's room, Li Bao just made an elixir. This was confirmed by Li Bai, he knew how to tell the failures from the successes. Failures as in black and green colored ones, and successes as in something other than black and green.
After this, Li Bai forced his sister to drink the elixir as it had terrible taste but fantastic effects to the cultivator that drank it. Li Bao saw her brother holding the finished product and opening it, then readying to jump.
"N-no... Bai didi..."
Li Bao expected her brother to fail because his cultivation was quite low, and hers was quite high. She didn't anticipate that her brother had actually already reached the Fifth Level Mark!
The wood floor creaked as Li Bai jumped at surpsing speed, heading for his sister. Li Bao, who was startled, started running around the small space that is Li Bai's room. She was chased around until they were both tired. Li Bai, of course, held back for her Third Level Mark sister.
Eventually, Li Bai caught up with Li Bao and made her drink the elixir, which she almost spit out due to the bitterness. Li Bao made an orange elixir, which wasn't bad considering that this was only her twentieth try. Most other people would take about a hundred tries before even making a green elixir. This sister of his was a prodigy.
Drinking the elixir wasn't the only part of the process. Li Bao also needed to regulate it within her body. She sat down and closed her eyes, meditating.
As she did, she started to feel the effects of the elixir. The pathways within her became cleaner and it was easier to absorb and circulate the Earth energy and the other types of energies.
The result was pleasing, and a content look appeared on Li Bao's face. She opened her eyes and stood up, feeling renewed. She felt she could light up another gem now and bid goodbye to her brother.
Li Da finally made it to Li Bai's courtyard. He encountered Li Bao coming out of Li Bai's room with a satisfied expression. She was also kind of sweaty, her face red.
Being the lewd man he is, he instantly thought of what could have happened in his cousin's room. C-could it be...? An illicit relationship?
Li Bao saw Li Da drooling and felt disgusted, completely ignoring him when they passed by each other. Li Da didn't mind though, he actually didn't notice her passing by as he was too busy thinking dirty thoughts!
When he snapped out of his distasteful trance, he noticed that Li Bao had already disappeared. She must've seen the perverted face that he made!
Li Da was as well known as Li Bai within the Li clan. Li Bai for his infamously low cultivation level, and Li Da for his infamously high perversion.
"No! Not again! Damn it..."
The pervert of the Li clan, Li Da, was once a chivalrous man. He was proclaimed as a young genius by his clan, being at the peak of the First Level Mark in the early age of 9, and was granted special privileges. One day, he accidentally walked in to a girl taking a bath, and a switch flipped inside of him.
Starting from that day, Li Da would always sneak into the girls' bedrooms during the night, or sneak into the waterfalls during the bathtimes. He abused his authority as the nephew of the clan head, and thus, was never punished.
This attitude of his changed when he saw his cousin, Li Bao, for the first time. All of his previous desires of random women were gone, only Li Bao stayed in his head for hours upon hours. He didn't have any perverted thoughts about anyone but Li Bao since then. He tried to court Li Bao, but she was disgusted by him as his actions were well known.
Reformed, Li Da came back as a new man, but no one acknowledged this. In fact, he didn't reform at all, he just polished his acting skills.
He then performed a series of good deeds to win the favor of the citizens. It worked on some, and they became his followers, while the others weren't convinced.
To this day, he has been expanding his number of followers, hoping to once again be a good man in the eyes of the people. Of course, the switch inside him hasn't been flipped back, it was only all a big facade. He was slowly getting the favor of the people again, until Jin He showed up.
When he saw Jin He, it was the first time he thought about another woman other than his cousin. Now, his aim was to make Jin He his lackey, and make her follow his every command.
Recalling his memories, Li Da stood still in front of Li Bai's room. Li Bai himself walked out and saw his disgusting cousin.
"Bleh..."
Li Bai tried to ignore the drooling Li Da in his courtyard, but he made weird noises that Li Bai could not ignore. Finay, Li Bai couldn't take it anymore and ordered a servant to take the pervert out of his courtyard!
The servant arrived and wore gloves, pushing the drooling Li Da away. Some of his saliva had dripped on Li Bai's grass and made them smoke and wilt.
"Damn perverted saliva!"
Li Da was outside Li Bai's courtyard. He stood there for about an hour before his senses came back to him and stopped drooling.
"Ah, it seems that I was in a trance."
Looking around, he saw that he was right outside Li Bai's courtyard and forgot what he was doing in there in the first place. He fixed his clothes and walked away.
.....
It was nighttime already. Almost everyone was asleep.
A figure moved in the dark. It moved towards the chamber of the Li clan's patriarch very quietly. Walking through the grass made it rustle a bit. He stopped crawling.
The guards positioned at the entrance were almost asleep. They suddenly heard something, waking them up. They were on alert for a while.
The dark figure moved after the guards were asleep again. This time, his movements were much quieter, as to not wake the guards again. He slowly made his way to the back window.
The window opened, which let the cold wind blow inside the room. Li Fu shivered a bit and turned over on his big bed. His position was messy, unbeffiting of a clan head, but no one knew of it anyway, so Li Fu was never aware of it and therefore didn't take any measures to fix it.
The figure climbed up the open window. He put his foot down inside, but as soon as it reached the floor, the wood creaked. He quickly retracted his extended leg and hid outside.
Li Fu woke up instantly and looked around. As a Fifth Level Mark cultivator, even the slightest sound would be heard.
The man outside was muttering curses. He was contemplating why such a room had a creaking wood floor. It should be top-notch, right?
"I never thought the floor would be so poorly maintained..."
After looking around, Li Fu noticed that the window was open. He walked towards the window and closed it, making sure to lock it. He yawned and lied on his bed. He fell asleep rather quickly.
The man sneaked a peek through the window and saw that Li Fu was already sleeping. Reaffirming himself that should be more careful this time, he pulled the window sidewards, only to find out that it had been locked.
"Damn it!"
The mission given to him didn't require direct contact with Li Fu, but he insisted to do it this way instead, as the other way grossed him out. Now that that the window had been locked, he had no other choice, he needed to do it the gross way. He walked towards the toilet, put a container under, and waited there, smelling all the foul odors.
Li Fu suddenly woke up when he heard his brain telling him that there's an emergency situation on the lower part of his body. He stood up and opened the door, waking the two sleeping guards up.
Running towards the toilet, Li Fu felt that it was going to go out any moment. He finally made it.
The man saw Li Fu walk in and waited a little more, hearing his groans. He wanted to vomit, but he could not as that would blow his cover.
Li Fu finished his business and walked slowly to his chamber. This annoyed the man waiting for him to get out of the area.
When he couldn't see Li Fu anymore, the man moved quickly, stepping in the toilet and pulling the container out. It was full of it. The man almost puked but he composed himself and brought the container back.
.....
Li Da couldn't sleep, thinking about all the things he would do once he got a hold of Jin He or his cousin, Li Bao. He was worthy of the title "Pervert of the Clan". Maybe even in the whole city, or the whole country, no one was more perverted than him.
It couldn't calm down, but he needed it to so he could sleep. He walked out of his room and wandered around, with it standing tall. He visited the house of one of his female followers.
"Hello, may I come in?"
The woman opened the door and was delighted to see that it was Li Da. She already knew what his visit meant, as she could see it clearly.
"Ah, yes, master Li Da."
She hastily greeted him, cupping her hands and bowing quickly. She then walked inside, straight to her room.
Li Da was tempted to follow her inside but knew that it would be impolite. It would ruin the image he worked so hard on to build up.
"Are you busy?"
The woman heard his question and knew immediately that he was trying to mask his intentions. She quickly pulled him inside of her room. Li Da was surprised. He looked around the room and saw that there were many bottles of booze.
.....
Li Da woke up, beside a naked woman, while being naked himself.
"Oh no... I have sullied my image!"
He had a headache, not remembering exactly what happened. There was one thing he was sure of - the woman would surely be displeased once she woke up.
Li Da hurriedly wore his clothes and walked outside of the house. It was morning already.
"I need to hurry on out of here! Surely she wouldn't remember anything either..."
He ran towards his room and entered, covering himself instantly with blankets. He was cowering on the bed, calculating what his next course of action should be, if the woman remembered what happened the last night.
"Ah, I can't think of anything!"
Li Da had made a grave mistake, according to himself. He was regretting his actions, especially since he promised himself to save up for Jin He and possibly Li Bao! When the time came when they would agree, he would have saved up one month, now it was all gone!
"Ah, no!"
The servant passing by outside heard Li Da's screams of agony. She was secretly delighted and giggled a bit before completely ignoring him, returning to her business while whistling.
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