Ja'Zaki Ssri had been having a miserable time within the secret realm.
The weather and scenery was nice and everything, and sure, his cultivation speed was faster here too.
But was that really worth everyone trying to murder you everywhere you went??
Honestly, it was like no one knew how to have decent, kind natured conversation in this place!
But it was alright, because not only was he able to keep his men alive, he was able to get his hands on some good items that would strengthen the might of his dark elves as a whole.
And most importantly…
"There's the exit."
Ja'Zaki lit up at the sight of a large pillar of light in the sky to the east.
This phenomena could only mean that the long month spent in this shitty place was now over!
Standing next to the dark elf was a young woman who seemed to bear quite the resemblance to him.
I thought I knew what hell was, but at 22 years of age I’ve learned I know nothing. the misery that is furniture shopping has broken me. I am a shell of a man. I no longer possess a will to live. the sweet voice of death beckons me nightly and I long to lunge into her cold embrace booty butt naked. I cannot go on like this…