Harry Potter: The Dark Lord? No! Call me Satan!

Kyle travels through the world of Harry Potter, activating the Emotion System.

A treasure chest can be unlocked by making people's blood pressure soar.

His first gift? The Heart of Black Magic.

No matter what kind of magic is cast, it will transform into black magic.

By the age of five, he roamed Diagon Alley and earned the title of the Blood Demon.

At seven and three, he entered Azkaban and was hailed as a king by the Dementors.

Now, he is stepping into Hogwarts!

Professor Snape: "Listen, Dumbledore, this kid cannot stay at Hogwarts any longer. He’s the next Dark Lord."

"Dumbledore? Are you listening? Dumbledore has had a cerebral hemorrhage!"

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"Dark Lord? No, please call me Satan!"