summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

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summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

นักเขียน: Thelostswordman

บท 1: (1)got my world rocked by a truck…got summoned by mistake

My day was not going well.

I woke up and realized I forgot to take the trash out for trash day. Woke up late for school. Had my girlfriend break up with me saying she was secretly dating my best friend,and it only got worse.

And what made it worse you ask? I'm getting my ass beat by my former best friend for sleeping with his mom in retaliation.

(My best friend wasn't home at the time and his mom was single,just thought I'd clear that up.)

And as I was getting my ass beat,a fucking truck came out of nowhere crushing me but leaving my best friend unscathed.

And as my consciousness faded all I could think was,'fuck my life.'

And then I open my eyes and I find myself back…in highschool …fuck.

"Mr.ichinose are you alright? you had a pretty nasty fall." I see a woman with kind lady vibe offer a hand to me,which i reluctantly grab.

"Umm sorry but who are you again?" I ask the kind lady as I look around and I find myself in a nurses office.

The woman puffed out her cheeks in a pout as she looked at me," I know I'm not in your life all the time but I'm your neighbor Shizuka mirakawa."

Before I could ask more questions she continues to speak," well I'm going to call a taxi to get you home,you just try to recover from your head injury."

It was when she mentioned a head injury that I noticed I had bandages wrapped around my forehead,"did I fall down some stairs?"

"No you didn't…you fell down a tree trying to get a fox cub down."

(You all can probably guess who that particular fox cub is.)

As she said that I had faint memories pop up,showing how it all happened.

"And so the school is giving you a week off from school to recover."

Soon enough I was home,it was a modest home,one bedroom,two guest rooms,one bath,a small but not cramped kitchen,and an alter with two photos on them…a man and a woman.

As I walked towards the alter,the air combusted and a handwritten letter appeared.

I pick up the note and read the note.

Hey there,wanted to let you know I meant to hit the other guy near you at the time,but I made a mistake,I still summoned him,but i decided you get his world while he got berserk.

But due to my mistake,I can't give you much but I will gift you this futuristic smartphone at compensation,and as a bonus for the trouble,I added a chat room.

Have fun, the omnipotent and omnipresent god of trucks.

Suddenly a very futuristic phone was in my hands instead of the letter.

I unlock the device and noticed it had infinite charge and an unreal reception signal.

I see the chat room app and out of curiosity open it.

[congratulations user: tragic pacifist a.k.a yoriichi ichinose,you have been chosen as (admin) now finding members]

[time till completion:???]

I watch as I see the loading screen for the group was being created,I noticed a wheel deciding which chat room I get.

[please spin wheel to decide which type of members you can get]

I look at the options.

Hated characters-20%

Villains-15%

True heroes-5%

Battle maniacs-10%

Waifus-25%

lolis-15%

Yanderes-10%

I shudder at the thought of being in a chat with some of the options on hand,reluctantly I spin the wheel.

"Please be waifus,please be waifus!"

I pray to god hoping he will answer my prayer.

Suddenly the wheel slows down and I watch as it comes to a stop,and as I saw it was about to land on waifus,it hit the pin and went back onto the other option.

[congratulations on getting battle maniacs as your chat group,now summoning members]

[fiery tea enjoyer has logged in]

[fullmetal shorty has logged in]

[strongest Z fighter has logged in]

[musclebound goblin has logged in]

[the empire's ice queen has logged in]

[spirit detective has logged in]

[teacher of youth has logged in]

[The last Kenpachi has logged in]

[all members have now logged in,now opening chat and shop]

As soon as it finished loading we see a layout of a chat room with a keyboard that didn't have any keys it just had one command,'think'.

As I was looking at the layout the first message appeared.

(Fiery tea enjoyer) is there something wrong with my tea? Why am I seeing hallucinations?

(Empire's ice queen) is this a new teigu by chance? Well you better hope I don't find you.

(Strongest Z fighter)is this one of bulma's experiments? Why am I seeing?

(Teacher of youth) a genjutsu? And it looks like I'm not the only one affected.

(Musclebound goblin) WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!!!! I JUST PICKED UP A SCROLL AND THIS APPEARED!!!!

(Fullmetal shorty) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!!! IM NOT A SHRIMP SMALLER THAN AN AMOEBA!!!!

(The last kenpachi) this is interesting,can I fight you?

(Spirit detective) oh great! First I die and just after I become spirit detective this shows up.

(Empire's ice queen) enough of this show yourself!!

Reading the chat I noticed that if I didn't intervene now the chat will come into chaos.

(Tragic pacifist(admin)) hello everyone,can we calm down and I can figure out what's happening to each of us.

(Fiery tea enjoyer) that seems like a reasonable proposal,but how will you do that exactly?

(Yoriichi ichinose) we'll take a photo of the outside and do a comparison,than go from there.

I sit down on my bed knowing this is going to be a long night.

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I'm working on my posting schedule for this,so my black clover fic will have posts on either Monday or Friday,my resident evil fic will be either Tuesday or Thursday,and this one on Wednesday.",with Saturday being any of the three if I feel like it,Sunday is church day so no posts.

Hope you all are happy with the arrangement,now to make chapter 2!

Also should I add these two characters?

Karla or Raian Kure(comment to decide which Kure) and Baki Hanma.

(Mind you they will only get powerups based on their world limits,and when they get stuff like magic and such they will be needed to keep their world balanced,hope you all can agree to that.)