บท 49: Bad puns!

Akane eyes opened up a bit more, as she noticed something soft and fluffy, she rubs Asagi's thighs, "You've got some nice thighs." She said bluntly. Asagi face explodes to blushes, her eyes opened up in surprises, as steams comes out from her ears, "Pervert!" She yelled punching Akane's jaw, making Akane stumbles and drops her while holding her jaw, "Ouch." She grunts stepping back to maintain her balance.

"How dare you do that?!" Asagi yelled running to Akane and slammed her sword at her, Akane rolled backward avoiding her attacks, "I didn't mean to!...Or do I?" She said while blocking Asagi's sword with her tails, "You mean it!" Asagi shouts, she stab her sword to the ground, wind comes suddenly gushing Akane catching her by surprises. "What is this force?" She mutters blocking her eyes from the winds.

Akane shrugs and jumps at Asagi, her tail merges into one tail, as the size tripled. She spins her body and slammed her tail to Asagi, Asagi quickly pull her sword from the ground and slashes her tail, Akane eyes widened, sudden pains rush from her tail into her nerve, making her to falls to the ground abruptly, coughing up blood.

Akane glance up to Asagi, holding in her pain, "W-What did you do?" Akane manages to says, and cough up more blood after it. Asagi crouch down and looks down at her. "Aww, look at you. Exhausted? You said you can defeat me? Just a lies." She smirks in satisfy.

She stands up and turns around to Hannah, "let's go." She said walking away from the scene, Hannah glance at Akane for the last time before walking after Asagi. But then a bullet flies near Asagi's head, the bullet hit the C.P.D's building miles away, and explodes. "What?" Asagi asks turning around sharply to look who does that.

"Oops. I've missed." Senjou sighs putting her sniper on her shoulder, "You! Don't you think you can get away after harming our leader!" She said pointing to Asagi as a smile of excitement form on her face, "Senov! Another one!" She said before aiming her sniper at Asagi's head. Asagi take a defensive stance, holding her sword in front of her with her left foot behind and her right foot in front of her.

Senjou pulls the trigger, as the bullet flies straight to Asagi, Asagi reflex reacted and slash the bullet, Senjou smirks, since she know there will be a beautiful explosion. Asagi didn't have a clue about the bullet, but Hannah did, "Miss Asagi! Duck! It's explosive bullet-" but she was too late, the bullet explodes right in front of Asagi, knocking her flying and harshly hits the ground.

"It works!" Senjou cheers before remembering about her leader, she rush to Akane side, and crouch down. "Are you okay?" She asks flipping her body, so she's facing her. "Not so good…" Akane mutters, her eyes is half lidded, blood stains on her mouth, scarf and jacket. "You'll be fine soon. Let us take care of the rest." Senjou smiles before picking her up with her arms. "Senov! Analyze!" She said to Senov who is on the rooftop. "Isn't that your job? Do it yourself!" Senov retorted jumping down the rooftop.

"Why are you so mean!" Senjou whines, "Tch, whatever." Senov said rolling his eyes in annoyance. Senjou use her Ultra Ranges Magic, and analyses the area. "She's unconscious. Alright, we're safe I guess." Senjou said looking at Senov.

"Escape route. Rooftop, let's go. I don't want any C.P.D's soldiers to sees us." Senov said before jumping to another rooftop, as Senjou follows.

[Current timeline, Train Verse 2.0, Snowflake Road]

"B*tch who are you?" Ashley asks the man in front of her who is holding a hostage, "stand back! Or I'll kill her!" the man said threatening her not to get close or he'll kill the woman in his hands. "Who is she anyway?" Ashley blurted, "You didn't care?" he asks, "Uhhh…I mean, don't you dare to lay a finger oh her!" Ashley said fixing her dialogue. "What the hell?" he mutters puzzled by her words.

Hector was about to eat a spaghetti until someone points their guns at him, "drop that down! And kneel down if you don't want us to shoot!" Two person stands on both door of the cart, while holding their guns at him. "What the hell? Can't you see I'm eating?" Hector said annoyed and put the plate of spaghetti down. "Stand down!" One of them shouts. "Make me." Hector taunts smirking at them, as Arkus shares the same smirk as him.

"Stand back you two." Theresa said getting into a defensive forms, "kneel down and give us your precious jewels, Shards, all of your things if you want to be safe!" The two thief said aiming their guns at Theresa. "Like hell I will!" Theresa yelled, swiping both of her index fingers to the side, flames waves appears and flies to the two thief, as it was blocked by invisible shield.

'Invisible shields I see…' She thoughts before rushing at them, one of them pull the trigger and aim it at her as she slides down and kick their legs, making both of them to falls to their back, Theresa walks closer to them, one of them pulls the trigger catching her by surprises, she widened her eyes and ducked quickly, as the bullet grazes her right cheek.

"Let go of her!" Ashley shouts getting the hang of her lines, "never! Until you hand us your precious things!" The man said drawing close the knife to the woman he's holding, "let her go first!" Ashley said, "no! Hand us your things first!" The man said getting annoyed by her attitudes. "No, no. Since when did it go to Lady first? Man up dude! Let her go now!" Ashley began to speaks random things as she tries to convince him to let go of the hostage. "Grr…It's Lady first! Not Gentleman first!" He argues a tick mark appear on his head.

"If you're a Gentleman…then let go of her!" Ashley replies, "I'm not a gentleman! I'm a thief!" He shouts pissed, "No, no, no. You're still a man. So let go of her!" Ashley says once again, "What are you talking about? It's getting on my nerve!" The man said annoyed, puzzled, and pissed at her. "I'm speaking the language of human, and speaks about man with their manly attitudes, or not. Then your not a man of manliest ever." Ashley speaks so confusing even she herself doesn't know what she's talking about.

"Stop it! Your hurting my brain!" He shouts his minds is flying to the endless space of Ashley's weirdness. "Why does lion rawr? Because they're f*cking Rawrsome!" Ashley said telling bad pun, "That's a bad pun! Stop it!" He shouts feeling every single of his brain cells is dead. "You know, I'm a dude." Ashley lies, the man unexpectedly trust her, well maybe because of her flat boobs that looks a like cutting board.

"What?!" He shouts letting go of the hostages, "Yes!" Ashley said excited because she succeed on getting him to let go of the hostage. "But you're voice is feminine!" He argues trying to make sure it's a she and not a he. "I am! But I'm a dude! Trust me! I'm only cross dressing-" Ashley was unable to finish her sentences since a crash happens above the man, as Zeolite comes from there, crashing onto the man, and when the man hits the ground, Zeolite draws his sword close to his neck.

"Hey! I haven't finished my sentences!" Ashley protests, "you're not a dude." Zeolite said glaring at her, "I am!" Ashley argues, "You're not. Now shut up." Zeolite said turning back to the man, "You're not alone aren't you? There's others thief isn't it?" He asks investigating him, "I-I'm not gonna tell you." The man said nervousness is visible on his eyes. "Ash, another bad pun." Zeolite said turning back at Ashley, "Aye-aye!" Ashley said happily saluted and was about to open her mouth to speak, as the man quickly declines, "No, no! I-I'll speak! J-Just don't let that thing speaks!" He said in fears, even address Ashley as "It"

"Speak then, I'll give you 1 minutes to explain, or I get her to tells some bad puns." Zeolite said threatening him. The man gulps before explaining to him, "A-Alright! T-There's 7 peoples including me!" "And your objective is?" Zeolite asks, "S-Stealing! T-That's all!" The man said getting scared since Zeolite draws her sword closer to his neck. Zeolite pull back his sword and put it on his scabbard. As the man sighs in relief.

"Ash, tied him." Zeolite said before checking to the passengers in this cart. Ashley nods and walks closer to him, as the man cowered in fear. "What, you want another pun?" She asks with a weird smile, "No! Please don't!" The man replies quickly. "Is my pun that bad?" Ashley asks the man, "I-I…" The man trailed off, as Ashley finished on binding him. She leave him to talk with Zeolite, as he sighs in relief, since he won't hear any bad puns from her again.