Shinobi Untold

Somehow ending up in the Narutoverse as Sakuras Older Sister sounds pretty cool and all, but not without knowing really how why and what, turns this Situation from "pretty cool in theory" to a desperate Struggle and realizing, how in hindsight, one should have known better.

This Story is about turning the Life of some Guy inside out and blending it in a Smoothie Mixer until it becomes some sort of unknown end product.

AN: I'm trying to write some sort of self-insert while being desperate to maintain my expectation and hopefully the readers. The Story should have entertaining realism while working with my kinda special and interesting mental state and trying to mold it with the experiences in a "real-life" Shinobi world.
I don't even know much about the Naruto Franchise, and hope to make that a selling point of my Story. So no "all-knowing" MC.

English is not my main Language

Cover credit to @mukanshingirl (tell me if I should take it down)[amazing Artwork btw]