บท 30: The Cosmic Commitment-phobia Conundrum

As the Cosmic Pleasure Police hurtled through the multiverse, their essence crackled with a mixture of excitement and trepidation. They were about to enter a universe so obsessed with change, it made a quantum particle look like a couch potato.

"Alright team," Zephyr announced, his voice a blend of determination and wry amusement, "we're diving into a reality that's basically a cosmic commitment-phobe's wet dream. Our mission? To teach this universe the joy of sticking around for a while."

Casanova, his essence vibrating with anticipation, couldn't resist a quip. "So, we're cosmic relationship counselors now? Talk about a challenging gig. I haven't felt this much pressure since I tried to convince that black hole to settle down and stop swallowing everything in sight."