บท 1: death before restart
uhg... what. what happened I remember writing a story about something related to pokemon.
hmm??
'I see you are finally awake so lets get started,' said the mysteries person.
'what!!!?!"who said that' I replied
'the one and only god named ROB,' said ROB
'wait if your ROB then didn't that mean I am dead! what happened I looked out side for one second and there is nothing there and when I sit back down I'm suddenly dead??!!.'
'unfortunatly yes, I was kind of aiming at your neighbor cause it was his time up, aaaannndd....
'aanndd what!!!' I said angrily
'someone threw some mail at me and it startled me making me miss entirely making me hit you.' said the god nervously.
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'i don't know whether I should hit you and risk not being reincarnated or hold it in and wait for some compansation.' I said expecting something.
'i thank you for keeping yourself under control for the moment but I'll give you a extra reward as a sorry gift.' said the god slowly feeling relieved that he won't get punched, since even if he gets punched and he won't feel it, it will still be very embarrassing to get punched by a angry mortal.
'alright so how will this actually work?' I said excitingly.
'due to your high karma you will be given quite a few wishes though it will work like this...
'ok'i said starting to get annoyed due to how long this is taking.
'due to your karma you will be given four small wishes and two big wishes.' said the god as he says it as if he might have accomplished something.
'ok but what about my sorry gift?' I said expecting something like an overpowered wish.
'you do know I can read your mind don't you?' said the god in a disappointed voice.
'well you cant really blame me as my.....'
'WAIT A SEC!!!!' I said sounding really pissed.
'what about my family? I still had so much to learn live for hell I haven't even finished my novel about pokemon,. wait never mind forget about that...
what abot my family I loved my sis my family was the type that even in my opinion god would love to have and now that I have died I didn't even get to say goodbye!!!' I said while getting angrier.
'dont worry your family found out about your death from your neighbor that was worried about you and told them after finding you dead in your seat.'
'also your family threw you the most grandest of funerouls and they are having the time of their life.'
'also your sister found your novel and finished it in the way you would have finished it and it is now the most popular novel in the world.'
'uum ok I'm glad for them but isn't that overkill about my novel I mean for myself I say it's good but for it to be tht grand wow ya no that's kind of overkill but thanks anyways ROB.' I said in the most appreciated tone I could muster.
'your welcome and I say it's about time we start finishing this up now ok.' said the god as he wanted to get this embarrassing death out of the way.
'ok my bad let's begin.' I said while I started to brainstorm ideas through my mind on what I want.
'take your time we have all of eternity and I don't really have a strict schedule yet since you are my third person even if it was by accident.' the god said as he chuckled to himself.
'thank you.' I said as I went back to brainstorming ideas.
**a few minutes later**
'alright I think I have some on mind right now but first, what world am I being reincarnated to?' I said in a wondering tone.
'the world of pokemon.'the god said in a polite tone.
'oh ok that's great, let's see.' I said getting ready to say my wishes.
'first small wish I want to be a victine that cant be caught inless I want to be and I can escape anytime I want to and also be able to have all victenies abilities.'
'acceptable enough though to lower it a bit you will be forced to stay with them for awhile as to make it so space does not strain itself as PokeBalls tend to bend space a bit to capture pokemon and for abilities wise you will gain new abilities over time as to not be broken right off the bat.' said the god
'ok that works for me.'i said in a bit of a disappointed tone.
'hey cheer up it literally could be worse since it's somewhat over a little wish.' said the god in a comforting tone.
'ok for my next wish I wish to be able to have infinite storage space so I don't have to worry about carrying things.'i said cheerfully breaking out of my disappointment shockingly fast.
'granted.' said the god while still somewhat shocked by this quick recovery.
'for my third wish I want to be able to level up infinitely and be extremely soft to the touch.'i said dreaming of a good night's rest from now on.
'mostly so I can make anyone comfortable.'i said humbly.
'accept---
'wait!!'
'whats wrong?'
I forgot to mention I also want to be able to give off a somewhat warm aura that helps with stress so I can help little kids or some grown adults that might be lost.' I said in a kind tone.
'accepted.' said the god
'wait really just like that!'i said in a happy face.
'ya since the two body related wishes aren't really that bad as I can do more good than bad.' said the god in a humble sounding voice.
'um ok fourth wish.' I said in a rushed tone.
I want to have infinite supplies like food materials and tools, mostly so I can tinker around when I'm bored.' I said in a gleeful tone
'accepted, but' said the god with a serious face .
'you have to do certian quests to get them' said the god In a serious tone.
'like I said you shouldn't be powerful right off the bat but for food that is 100% accepted cause I mean you need to eat and considering how you think you might end up sharing it.' said the get in a once again gleeful tone.
'thank you so much.' I exlaimed excitedly.
' ok for my first big wish I want to have the ultimate adaptability and be immortal so I can be strong enough that when ash comes around I can han with him so no one can see or hear me and I'll be powerful enough to protect myself while with him.' I shyly ask since I know it's a big order.
'accepted.' said the god
'whhhhhaaattt!!! really why?' I screamed confused.
'well, it's mostly since you'll have your own separate world or timeline so you won't bother anyone.' the god explained in a way not to sound like a complete ass bag.
'o-oo-o-ok thank you.' I said embarased
'ok its time for your final wish make it count.' the god said wanting it to finally be over.
'for my final wish I want to be able to have a system that is highly intelligent and has a kind attitude and actually try to explain it to me .'
'accepted' said the god as he scream finally inside his mind while relieved that he is finally done.
'ill send the sorry gift to you when you arrive ok .'said the god.
'ok thank you for everything despite what you did.'i sad thankfully since I could see real regret in his eyes and forgave him.
'see you eventually when you decide you wanna die.'said the god in a big laughter.
I got blown into a portal that opened and was finally on my way to being reborn and still all I could think about was how things would be like until I finally realized something catastrophic......
I FORGOT TO WIPE MY HARD DRIVE
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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authors note:thanks for reading this chapter and tell me what you think I think its good but that's just me.