บท 359: Zerotwo's Disgust

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bang boom only 1 today I have a meeting plus training in like half an hour >_> your lord is busy busy busy!

though realistically, most of you will probably drop the fic bc the releases are dwindling, its natural im not asking you to stay anyways, I knew this would happen though I will try and post as much as possible. It's just the way life is, if I wasn't busy I would be doing nothing with my life so think of this as me trying to get my life back on track.

damn I sound like a drug addict

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It had been 5 days since the Semi Finals, Hiro was sitting in the restaurant, talking to the customers that were there.

They didn't talk about anything in particular, they were just talking to pass the time.

Suddenly, Senzaemon walked in and greeted a few customers.

He came to the restaurant a lot since the first time, he had made a few acquaintances. He walked to Hiro and sat down at the table, saying "Hey kid, I got a favor." Hiro rolled his eyes and said "Would you come to me if you didn't have one?"

Senzaemon laughed and said "Hey! That's some way to act! What an ungrateful brat, tch!" as he crossed his arms and sneered "How many things have I done for you?" Hiro sighed and said "Alright, Alright. Cherish the old, I guess. What's up, old man?"

Senzaemon looked around and said "I want you to be a stagiaire location." Hiro let out a dry laugh and said "Old man, as you can see... This isn't a real restaurant..." the customers boo'd him and he gave them the finger, adding "Look at Old Zhu! He's been sleeping at that table for 30 minutes! He might even be dead!"

Senzaemon waved his hand and said "Not this one. The Original." Hiro was stunned and said "The one in Rome?" Senzaemon nodded and Hiro tilted his head, asking "You can just send them to Rome? I thought it was local." Senzaemon shook his head and replied "It's not. Most of the kids go out of the country for their Second Stage."

Hiro frowned and mumbled to himself for a bit, remembering the Stagiaire scenes from the anime. He tapped on the table and said "Ok... but I want Erina to come to my restaurant for her second stage." Senzaemon raised a brow and waved over a waiter, he asked for a glass of wine before asking "I thought you'd ask for Joichiro's boy."

Hiro shook his head and said "Your grandson-in-law has his own path, he's too creative and if I guide him, he'll end up like Joe." Senzaemon nodded before freezing and frowning as he said "Grandson-in-law?"

Hiro nodded and said "Yeah."

Senzaemon: ?!

Hiro laughed and said "Don't think too much. You'll age faster." Senzaemon said "You better tell me what you're planning. That's my little princess, you brat!" Hiro chuckled and said "Relaaaaaaaaaax~ I'm basically her Uncle, I'm not gonna hurt her. Plus, it's not like I'M going after her. I have a wife, you know!"

Senzaemon choked on his saliva and looked at Hiro angrily, Hiro just chuckled and continued "Just a little push, don't worry just go with the flow, old man. Soon enough, you'll have little great grandkids running around calling you 'Ancestor Muscles'"

Senzaemon trembled in anger and said "You and that other little bastard, Gin, are in this together, eh?!" Hiro covered his face and said "Pops! Don't get angry withy me, UwU!" Senzaemon roared "Scram!"

Hiro said "Alright! I'll get you a drink to go! Anything for you, Pops." as he got up and went to the kitchen. Senzaemon was still huffing and puffing with anger as Hiro entered the kitchen and chuckled evilly.

He walked over to the counter and got a to go cup before making tea, he grinned like an evil wizard overlord and poured in an Ultimate healing potion, the PSSS, an Ultimate Stamina Potion, and an Impurity Cleanse.

He laughed as if he just created 'The Monster' from Frankenstein, while stirring the water and blending everything together. The mixture turned clear and started boiling as Hiro made the tea.

(For all you uneducated plebs, Frankenstein was the name of the book and the doctor's name was Victor Frankenstein, the Monster didn't have a name it was just called the Monster, afterwards people started calling it Frankenstein but that's actually the Doctor's name, not the Monster's. Get Educated. *sneers*)

A few minutes later

Hiro washed his face of his expression and walked out, handing the Tea to Senzaemon, saying "It's hot, pops. I personally brewed this tea and made the tea leaves." Senzaemon clicked his tongue at him, saying "What did you put in this tea." Hiro said "Nothing." and added 'Harmful' in his mind, laughing hysterically for only Clank to hear.

Clank: ...

Senzaemon narrowed his eyes at him and Hiro smiled happily, Senzaemon waved and said "Forget it, I know you wouldn't hurt me. I can send Erina to you, but I don't want anything bad to happen to her, understand?" Hiro grinned and nodded, saying "Absolutely not! Also, I can do the first stage here and the second stage in Rome, if you want."

Senzaemon nodded and sipped his tea before saying "It's good!" Hiro smiled happily and said "Only the best for you!" Senzaemon looked at him suspiciously before saying "Anyways, I gotta go, I'll put your restaurant's name in the mix."

Hiro sent him off and waved as he left before returning to the kitchen.

Zerotwo looked at him with pursed lips and said "3, 2, 1..." Hiro burst out laughing and fell over, holding his stomach, howling "I wish I could see the look on that Old man's face when he turns into a block of coal! GEHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Zerotwo looked at him and smiled softly, she liked when he let himself loose. He was like a child, it was very cute, obviously she was thankful it was only sometimes, otherwise... she'd rather not be with a child for the rest of forever.

Then she thought about it and smiled blissfully, feeling herself to be very lucky.

She recently stumbled upon an app that allowed her to read novels. She didn't know what Harem was and started reading a book, it was good then she was severely disgusted. She didn't understand how it was supposed to work.

The male said 'I love you more than anything else in this world' then the female was happy, 5 minutes later the male brought another woman home.

...

Obviously, he doesn't love you more than anything else in the world, girl! Leave his ass!

The thing that shocked Zerotwo was that the girl accepted another woman!

That was unacceptable.

If you accept once then more will come in, then suddenly you have 30 'sisters' and you get sent to the cold palace with your son, shunned by the man.

...

Obviously, she was reading something really strange.

Zerotwo couldn't wrap her head around it, as a woman, she wouldn't want her husband to run around thinking with his dick all the time. That dick was hers! She can only equate it to being unlucky for the girl, but also dumb. There's a ton of people, leave his dumb ass, find someone better!

She once left a comment.

She never left a comment again.

But!

Everyone who slandered her had an 'accident' the next day, it was very easy for Zerotwo to find these heretics through her phone. Since the phones were built with the interdimensional cable components and Hiro's smarts, he managed to make an interdimensional phone.

Next step, Group chats!

Anyway.

After ruining several dozen lives with her hacker ability, she didn't leave another comment and hacked the app, removing all the harem books. She was a petty woman and even the author replied to her post, making fun of her.

He was never heard from again and the other Harem novels suffered.

She blacklisted them all and made the harem tag give whoever attempts to make a book, a virus.

This was a few days ago, now Harems had become taboo on the site.

Zerotwo was satisfied and never paid attention to the app again.

Back to the present, she looked at Hiro lovingly. This guy didn't care about any other woman, only her. It made her heart flutter with happiness and her entire body feel warm and happy. She felt lucky to be with him.