บท 58: A Vampire And A Wendigo Part 9
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(Location: Heaven??, Time: After Eve turned God into a child)
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"So... umm, how do we make you into a god?" Eve was familiar with the process of an apostle like her turning into a god, but turning an already powerful being into a god right off the bat was new to her.
"How should I know? I was only a Cherub when I was still an Angel, and only Seraphim were given clearance to look after the throne of Heaven, well, other than God of course." Lucifer said as he began to enter, what Eve believed was, Heaven, his physical form beginning to manifest.
"Oh! So I just need to get the info out of this bitch!" Eve said excitedly before tossing God to the ground and manipulating reality to make it speak again.
"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!?! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHILD WHO UNDERSTANDS NOTHING!!!!" The being said in frustration while repeatedly trying to use his authority over the realm, but failing each time due to Eve's interference.
"Yeah, yeah, mortal this, insignificant bug that, just tell me, how do I turn Lucifer into the god of this world?" While Eve asked her question to it, she used the quirk Confession as she has barely gotten a chance to use this quirk until now.
The weakened god tried to keep hurling insults at the demigod, but almost like clockwork it stopped insulting her and began to answer her question. "You just need to kill me and feed him at least half of my soul, after that he will only need to sit on the throne of Heaven to completely take my role as god."
"Damn, did not expect it to be that simple to take the role of god away from you." She genuinely did not think that this would be this simple, though it probably would be more difficult if she didn't already turn this creature into a child.
"Okay then! Lucifer! Let's get this... soul?..." Her previously excited tone turned to that of confusion as she fully witnessed the physical form of Lucifer, which was that of a certain Welsh actor that she remembered from her old world.
"Is there something wrong, Evangeline?" Lucifer asked the demigod whose mouth was completely agape at the form of Lucifer that she was not expecting.
"You look exactly like Tom Ellis.... how the fuck?" Eve began to rub her eyes to make sure that what she was seeing was correct.
"Tom who?" Lucifer was unfamiliar with who she was comparing him to.
"Tom Ellis, he's a guy from my old world who played the role of... well, you, on a show about you going to Earth and just trying to enjoy life amongst humans." She did not expect that show to, technically, be correct when it came to Lucifer's appearance.
"Hm? So, let me get this straight, there is a show about me living in the human world, and I'm just taking a guess here, which this show depicted me committing a lot of sins, and humans actually liked watching it?" He thought it was a little weird that humans would want to watch a show about the literal Devil committing sin.
"Pretty much, it had some pretty good ratings from what I remember, and the only bad reviews were probably from really religious people." While she said this she actively used her blood to chain the once god of this world to the ground, and moved her body in a proper kicking stance.
"Humans are such strange creatures." Lucifer said as he saw Eve prepare to kick the being in front of her.
"Yeah humans are, and I'm not an exception to that. I mean, I'm literally about to kick God in the balls with the force and speed of lightning to turn the actual Devil into a god." Eve said as she reeled back her right leg as she aimed directly for the jewels of the soon-to-be ex-god.
The being, even though it could speak now, was so terrified that it was physically unable to speak, because it knew that it was going to feel an absolute fuck ton of pain before the demigod in front of it actually ends its life.
Eve covered her entire leg in electricity, while also covering her leg in hardened blood to make the impact more painful. Then, at an almost blinding speed, she kicked the being directly in the balls harder than she had ever hit anything in her life.
What she didn't expect was that since she chained the god to the ground with chains made out of her own blood, all the kinetic energy from the kick only had one place to go, the organs. This caused the organs to be forced upwards towards the mouth of the weakened god at extreme speeds, making it so this kick, quite literally, made it begin to puke out its guts.
"FUCKING HELL, EVANGELINE!!" Lucifer yelled out in shock of seeing what was, essentially, his father, throw up the entirety of their organs after a single kick to the dick.
"Well damn... I did not expect that to happen. I'll have to add this to my list of killing methods to traumatize people with." Eve said as she looked down at the organs that the god had just thrown up in less than two minutes.
"You literally made someone puke up their guts after kicking them in the dick! How are you so relaxed?!" Lucifer had seen some shit in his long existence, but he had never seen someone make a person vomit their own guts.
"I've literally eaten people, and started a cult after people saw me eat someone's throat on TV. This is by far, the least crazy thing I've done in my life." She said before repeatedly stomping on the former god's head, soon breaking open its skull and splattering its brains across the ground.
Soon the being's soul floated out of its body, the soul itself was a pure gold color and smelled of wine, the color of the soul didn't bother Eve much, but the smell did make her cover her nose as the smell of wine was too strong for her senses.
"Hey, Luci, I should have asked this earlier, but can I take one of this thing's powers?" She said as she grabbed the soul and began to walk up to Lucifer with the soul in hand.
"Hm? What power do you want, and why?" Lucifer asked wearily as he was a little worried that she would want to take a power that would be overpowered to add to her arsenal.
"I just want the holy fire to give to one of my siblings in the future. Since I don't think any of this thing's powers could really help me all that much." She didn't really like the idea of eating a part of this thing's soul and having it eternally a part of her, so it was best just to take the flame for a future member of her family.
"Well, since I already have hell fire I guess you can take it, just make sure to give it to someone who is already used to using flames." It wouldn't really make much of a difference if she took the holy fire, though, it would be better if someone who knew how to properly use fire as to not risk them hurting themselves.
"Gotcha, oh, and here's your ticket to godhood." Eve said as she moved her finger through the soul cutting a piece of it from the rest with a bit of reality warping, not noticing the bits of red energy mixing into the rest of the soul. She then proceeded to hand the rest of the soul to Lucifer so he can devour it.
"First time I've needed to eat a soul, but down the hatch, I suppose." Contrary to what some Christians and Catholics may believe, Lucifer, has not devoured a single soul in his entire existence, until today that is.
As Lucifer bit into the soul, similar to how one would an apple, he couldn't help but feel let down at the lack luster taste. He honestly expected the soul of a god to taste better, or at least taste like something, but instead it tasted of nothing at all.
"So, how is it? Feel godly yet?" She was not exactly familiar with the process of another person eating a soul, so she had to ask to make sure everything was going smoothly.
"No, only thing I feel is disappointment in the taste." At his answer Eve tapped her finger against her chin while she said. "Well, the hypocrite did say you would need to sit on throne after you ate the soul, so try doing that, and maybe you'll feel like a god after?"
"Couldn't hurt to try." Lucifer said as he began to walk past the fresh corpse that Eve had made, towards what she saw as just a lot more white space.
"Where is the throne anyways? All I'm seeing is a bunch of white, did that old fuck hate color or some shit?" She said while following Lucifer into the white void which was most likely Heaven.
"First off, of course you wouldn't be able to see the throne, only The Virtues and above were allowed to even take a glimpse of the throne of God. Second, he actually might've, cause who in their right mind would envision Heaven as a massive white space?" He said while making a gesture as if he were opening a door, the door being barely visible to Eve.
"Note to self, if I ever get a chance to make my own version of Heaven, make sure there is barely any white in it." She said while continuing to follow Lucifer into a 'room' that she believed to be a throne room based on his slower pace.
"Moment of truth I suppose." Lucifer said as he began to walk up to the throne, or at least that's what Eve thought as she still couldn't see shit in all the white.
As soon as he was in front of the throne he turned towards Eve and sat on it, after which nothing seemed to happen for a few minutes, and both of them were curious if it actually worked. That was, until every bit of white in the room suddenly disappeared, showing a throne room decorated with red, black, and silver, that was truly fit for a king.
"I guess it worked." Eve said as she looked around the room, admiring the architecture of it, the sight of the throne room made her want to make a proper one for herself.
[Congrats, Boss! Your apostle has become a god!!]
She was a bit startled by the sudden message from Monokuma as she was absorbed in looking at the architecture. "Damn, Monokuma! Don't startle me like that!"
[Ah! Right, sorry, Boss!]
"It's fine, just don't do it again. Now what did you say again?" Eve forgot to check out what Monokuma was trying to tell her before.
[I was congratulating you for making an apostle that has become a world's god!]
"I... excuse me? I don't have an apostle!" She was beyond confused at Monokuma's words, because she herself was still an apostle, so how could she have her own apostle?
[Yes, you do! He's on that throne!]
"Do you mean Lucifer?!" Her sudden raised voice startled the new god in question who was looking through what he could now do as a god.
[Yes! Lucifer Morningstar is your first, and currently only, apostle!]
"How did Lucifer become my apostle!?" Logically speaking she shouldn't be able to make someone into her apostle, especially since she didn't even plan on making an apostle until long after becoming a god herself.
[You fed him a powerful soul that had some of your power mixed into it, duh!]
"Monokuma, I will literally give you a physical form so I can beat the shit out of you if you don't stop acting like I should know what's happening..." Eve didn't take too kindly to the fact that Monokuma was acting like what she asked was an obvious question.
[Sorry, Boss!! Since you don't know what you did I'll explain it, when you took the holy fire out of God's soul, you left bits of your power related to your Chaos domain. And that was enough to qualify him as your apostle, and by Goddess Seria's definition, your son too]
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"Ummm, Evangeline, are you alright? You've been quiet for a while now." Lucifer asked the demigod concerned, as he hasn't heard her be this quiet since they met.
"H-hey, Luci?.... How would you feel if I told you that I accidentally made you my son...?" Eve was paler than the void of color state that Heaven was previously in as she asked Lucifer this question.
"Your son?.... What did you do?" He didn't know how to feel about this situation and wanted an explanation as to what happened.
"So.... it looks like when I took the holy fire I accidentally mixed some of my power into the soul you ate.... making you my apostle/son...." She couldn't properly look at him as she didn't know how to feel about adopting a grown ass man who was THE DEVIL, and someone whose ideals she once followed, as her son, aka the big brother to her daughter Eri.
"I... *Sighs* fuck it, I never really had a mother, so I'll just go with the flow." At this point Lucifer didn't really care, he even expected some weird shit to happen after Eve first said she was going to make him a god, so this fell directly into his expectations.
"The fact I'm a mother of two now and still a virgin weirds me out. I'm basically the Japanese Mother Mary, now I just need grandchildren and I've officially surpassed her." It was also odd to her how she was bascially the mother of the new god, who she replaced God with.
"Well, technically you could be considered a grandma because of Alucard." Technically speaking, since Alucard had made a deal with Lucifer and was given a new life by said Devil, that could qualify Alucard as Lucifer's son.
"Damn, well, I'll be back after I finish this quest, since no son of mine will be left isolated from the rest of the family." Eve said while making a Bee in the form of a coin and tossing it to Lucifer. Seems she's already accepted being the mother to this new god.
"Use that to call me if you need anything. See ya!" And just like that she used Fast Travel to see that everything had remained just as she left it, she even seemed to still have the nail in her chest that she previously used to meet her new son.
"I'm back, God is dead, long live the new god, who is also my new son, Lucifer! Also Al, you're my grandson now!" She said as she pulled the nail out of her chest, blood spraying out of her chest before the wound sealed, and the nail in her hand withering to nothing.
"I- Wha- How- that is a lot to unpack, Red...." Alucard couldn't process what she said quick enough, as she just dropped three info bombs as if it were an everyday thing for her.
"Take all the time you need grandsonny! I'll be dealing with this whippersnapper now." Eve made her voice sound like that of old womans as she walked towards the fake Maxwell and Maki, who were both staring at each other as if they both saw the other as scum of the Earth.
"Oh fuck! Please never do that again!! For the love of everything unholy!!" Yeah, hearing Eve call him her grandson in that voice was really unsettingly for him, as he usually saw her as this crazy bitch who will destroy anything she doesn't like.
"No promises~" She said again in the old woman voice before returning back to her regular voice. "Now, how do we get to the arena to fight, again?" Eve actually didn't remember if last time was because she did something specific, or it was just because they needed to wait their turn to use the arena.
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