บท 223: Chapter 224: Nick Fury: Who Needs You? I'll Curse Thanos to Death with One Sentence!
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"If that's the case, both Tony and Stephen can be ruled out, they're both in outer space, and they don't have any girls to call," James Rhodes said.
"Are you saying that I would call a girl if I were on Earth?" Stephen Strange shrugged, "I don't think the question is meant that way. Unless someone is crazy, who would do such a thing?"
"I think the answer is me," Nick Fury said.
"You?" Scott Lang asked, "Which girl did you call?"
"Carol Danvers," Nick Fury replied, "Carol is my ace in the hole, and my last resort. Unless there's absolutely no other option, I wouldn't call her. But if Thanos snapped his fingers and all the superheroes turned to dust, half of Earth's population turned to dust, and even I turned to dust. At that time, I didn't know we could bring people back, so in my eyes, it would have been a last resort, and I would definitely have called Carol to help!"
"So, calling a girl means this?" Thor felt a sense of dullness.
"I choose option B!" Nick Fury made his choice.
[Correct answer! Reward distributed!]
Suddenly, numerous "Motherfreaker" words appeared in the air, radiating colorful light, and all of these "Motherfreaker" words flew into Nick Fury's mouth and disappeared.
"Oh my god! Now you're truly the Motherfreaker, you can't deny it anymore!" Everyone was stunned watching the "Motherfreaker" words flying into Nick Fury's mouth.
"Congratulations on achieving the mastery of the Motherfreaker skill! Dominating the world for generations to come!" Suddenly, Tony Stark applauded.
"Congratulations on achieving the mastery of the Motherfreaker skill! Dominating the world for generations to come!"
"Congratulations on achieving the mastery of the Motherfreaker skill! Dominating the world for generations to come!"
"Congratulations on achieving the mastery of the Motherfreaker skill! Dominating the world for generations to come!"
The heroes quickly joined in.
"Motherfreaker…" Nick Fury nearly burst into action.
"Oh my god! Shut up!" Tony Stark was taken aback and quickly covered Nick Fury's mouth, "What are you doing? Do you want to kill someone?"
"Sorry, it's a habit. I tend to blurt it out," Nick Fury said.
"So, sir, you can curse the living to death, curse the dead to life, curse the sun down, curse the nuclear bomb to explode. Can you do all these things?" Phil Coulson asked.
"Cursing the living to death is the easiest, cursing the dead to life is extremely difficult, with a probability equivalent to winning the lottery jackpot every day for a year, and every time you want to claim the prize, you get struck by lightning, and the arc of those 365 days of lightning in the sky forms the table of contents of a book titled 'That Night, My Stepsister Came into My Room,'" Nick Fury explained.
"In any case, it's not zero, which is somewhat good news," Steve Rogers said.
After the heroes chattered for a while, the space began playing the video again.
The scene was impactful right from the start. Thor was seen holding Thanos' head, while the other hand was shoving Stormbreaker into Thanos' chest.
Thor drove the axe into Thanos' chest!
"You should have, you should have…" But after a couple of screams, Thanos said, "You should have gone for the head."
As soon as this line was spoken, the people in the answering space felt a sense of unease.
Snap!
Indeed, as Thanos finished speaking, he snapped his fingers, and a spatial door appeared behind him. He disappeared directly through the spatial door, leaving Stormbreaker, which had been nailed into his chest, clattering to the ground.
Thor also sensed that something extremely bad had happened. He stared at the fallen Stormbreaker on the ground, momentarily unsure of what to do.
"Where is he?" A scruffy-looking Steve Rogers walked over and asked.
Thor remained in a daze, not answering, as if he hadn't heard Steve Rogers' words.
"Thor?" Steve Rogers asked again, "Where is he?"
"Steve?" Before Thor could answer, Bucky Barnes walked over. Steve Rogers turned his head to look, only to see Bucky Barnes' body gradually turning into ashes, and the assault rifle in his hand clattered to the ground.
Steve Rogers walked over in disbelief, looking at the ashes on the ground. He couldn't believe his eyes. Was his friend who had been with him since World War II really gone like this?
Bucky Barnes was just the beginning. The Wakandan warriors, the extras who fought desperately against Thanos' army, even those who weren't even worthy of a name, all turned into ashes one by one.
"General, get up! You can't die in a place like this!" T'Challa reached out to pull Okoye, who was lying on the ground. But just as he grabbed Okoye's arm, she suddenly turned into ashes.
"Your Majesty!" Okoye looked at the scene before her in shock, unable to speak for a long time.
"I am Groot." Beside a fallen tree, Groot said his final line and also turned into ashes.
"No no no, Groot!" Rocket Raccoon watched anxiously, but he was powerless and could only watch Groot disappear before his eyes.
Wanda Maximoff knelt beside Vision's body and remained calm as she turned into ashes.
Sam Wilson lay on the ground, not having figured out anything yet, and his body began to turn into ashes.
"Sam!" James Rhodes called out Sam Wilson's name as he walked over, but even though he was so close, he could no longer see Sam Wilson.
The Wakandan heroes all turned into ashes, just as the heroes in Thanos' lair were in the same situation.
"Something's not right," Mantis suddenly felt that something terrifying was happening.
After speaking, Mantis turned into ashes.
"Quill?" Following Mantis was Drax the Destroyer. He looked at his own turning-to-ashes body and helplessly looked at Peter Quill.
"Calm down, Quill." Tony Stark said to Peter Quill.
"Oh my god." These were Peter Quill's last words, and then he followed in Drax's footsteps, turning into ashes.
"Tony, we have no other choice." Stephen Strange looked at Tony Stark and said, then turned into ashes.
"Mr. Stark?" Tony Stark hadn't fully processed Stephen Strange turning into ashes yet when he heard Spider-Man calling him.
"I don't feel so good." Peter Parker's voice sounded panicked.
"You'll be okay." Tony Stark said.
"I don't know what's happening, I feel really bad." Peter Parker stumbled and fell into Tony Stark's arms.
"I don't want to die, Mr. Stark, please." Ashes began to rise from Peter Parker's arm. "I don't want to die, really don't want to die."
"I'm sorry." Peter Parker apologized to Tony Stark before his entire body turned into ashes and disappeared in Tony Stark's arms.
"He did it." Nebula stood there expressionless.
The Guardians of the Galaxy and the Avengers had joined forces to fight Thanos, and in the end, only Nebula and Tony Stark remained on this desolate planet.
At this moment, Tony Stark had no idea that not only the people in front of him, but people all over the country were experiencing this terrifying phenomenon.
As the Motherfreaker, Nick Fury and Maria Hill were driving, not knowing where to go.
"Haven't been able to contact Stark?" Nick Fury asked.
"Not yet. I've checked all the satellites we can contact, but there's no message," Maria Hill said.
"What's that?" Nick Fury asked immediately.
"Material from Wakanda," Maria Hill said.
"The same energy signature as New York?" Nick Fury asked.
"Ten times greater," Maria Hill said.
"Call Hawkeye, meet up at..." Nick Fury didn't even finish his sentence when the car in front suddenly made a strange U-turn and crashed by the roadside.
Bang!
The car door opened, and both Nick Fury and Maria Hill got out of the car. Maria Hill walked forward to inspect.
"They're okay, right?" Nick Fury stood in place and asked.
"No one is in the car." Maria Hill looked inside the car and didn't see anyone, not even in the driver's seat.
Boom!
Just as both Nick Fury and Maria Hill felt that something was wrong but didn't know what had happened, a helicopter suddenly hovered overhead and crashed into a nearby building.
"Call the control center." Looking at the roaring flames on the building, Nick Fury immediately said.
"Nick!" Maria Hill's voice came from behind. Nick Fury quickly turned around, only to see Maria Hill's body gradually turning into ashes.
At this moment, Nick Fury finally understood why the car in front had crashed by the roadside, and why the helicopter in the sky had crashed into a tall building. It must have been that the driver and pilot, just like Maria Hill before them, had turned into ashes.
He had seen three instances of people turning into ashes like this on the streets. It was likely that this phenomenon was widespread and happening everywhere!
Perhaps, this was a global disaster!
This was something he couldn't possibly solve on his own!
That woman, he must call her back!
Nick Fury immediately turned around, pushed a man on the roadside out of the way, and took a communicator from his car.
"Oh no." Just as he grabbed the communicator, Nick Fury saw his own palm turning into ashes.
"Motherf..." Nick Fury didn't even manage to finish his last words, and his whole body turned into ashes.
As the Motherfreaker, he couldn't even say a complete "Motherf..." before he died. Nick Fury's death was quite pitiful.
Bang!
The communicator fell to the ground, but the red light on it kept flashing. The message had been sent successfully!
The space darkened, and the video ended.
"His last words were still 'Motherf...'." After the video ended, Tony Stark couldn't help but say, "Fury, you truly lived up to your name as the Motherfreaker."
"Tony, I advise you not to say that word in front of me anymore." A glint of determination flashed in Nick Fury's eyes. "If you accidentally trigger my addiction and I end up saying that word, causing you to be accidentally cursed to death, you would die a really unfair death."
Tony Stark: "..."
Well, that actually makes a lot of sense!
He definitely shouldn't say that word in front of Nick Fury from now on!
"Although I didn't participate in the Thanos incident, I really have my doubts. Are there truly no other options?" Pietro Maximoff spoke up at this moment. "In alternate realities, Thanos had two different outcomes. One where he was killed by Ultron, and another where he was convinced by Star-Lord. Are we sure there's no other way in our world?"
"The us in the video didn't have one, but perhaps we do." Tony Stark said, "We have the Answering Space, we know about the future in advance, and everyone's abilities have been enhanced. We definitely have other options."
[Third question begins, please prepare.]
[Who formulated the plan for the Guardians of the Galaxy to escape from the Kyln Prison?]
[A: Star-Lord Peter Quill]
[B: Gamora]
[C: Rocket Raccoon]
[D: Drax the Destroyer]
[Correct answer for this question: "Mind Bomb." You can place a bomb with your mind and detonate it with your mind. Wrong answer: One year of lifespan deduction.]
"Drax can be excluded first, I think," Stephen Strange said. "Based on his performance in the previous video, I don't think his brain can handle complex planning."
"Of course, it's not him." Peter Quill said, "You don't even need to doubt this question. It's definitely me. I have both courage and strategy, and I'm the one who led everyone to escape from the heavily guarded prison. That sounds exactly like something I would do."
"I don't deny your courage, but let's leave out the 'strategy' part." Tony Stark shook his head as he listened, "When we were about to remove the Infinity Gauntlet, I don't know who went crazy and started hitting him. Even if there was a bit of strategy in your head, you wouldn't have done something like that."
"Hey!" Peter Quill didn't take kindly to this, "The situation was different back then. That was because..."
"Because you were worried about your girlfriend." Tony Stark said, "I get it. But I still can't forgive that level of stupidity."
"Compared to Quill, I'd rather pick Gamora." Clint Barton said, "She seems to be calmer than Quill."
"I'd rather pick the raccoon." Natasha Romanoff said.
"Really?" Peter Quill looked somewhat hurt, "Even a raccoon is stronger than me? No one wants to pick me?"
"It seems like it." Thor said.
"No, someone did choose me." Peter Quill said, "And that someone is me! I choose A, Peter Quill!"
[Answer incorrect! One year deducted!]
That slap to the face sounded quite crisp.
Soon, the video started playing.
At the beginning of the footage, Peter Quill and Gamora were walking, one in front of the other.
"Listen, I don't care whether you live or die." Peter Quill followed behind Gamora and said.
"Then why didn't you let him kill me?" Gamora turned around to look at Peter Quill.
"It's simple, because you know who to sell the orb to." Peter Quill said.
"Why are we talking about selling the orb when we're stuck here?" Gamora said.
"Our good friend Rocket has escaped from 22 prisons." Peter Quill looked at Rocket Raccoon on the side.
"Oh, we're going to escape." Rocket Raccoon clutched his arm and looked up at Peter Quill, "But as soon as we're out, I'm handing you over to Yondu in exchange for my bounty."
"How much is your buyer willing to pay for the orb?" Peter Quill disregarded Rocket Raccoon's words.
"4 billion units of bounty." Gamora said casually.
"What?" Rocket Raccoon was shocked to hear that, "Holy...!"
"This orb is my only chance to escape from Thanos and the Dark Aster." Gamora thought for a moment and agreed to the prison break plan, "If we can get out, I'll take you to meet the buyer, and we'll split the bounty among the three of us."
"I am Groot." Groot suddenly spoke up.
"He said four of us." Rocket Raccoon complained on the side, "He plays dead when it's dangerous and shows up when it's about money. He really never changes."
"To leave here, we need to enter that guard tower." Since they had decided to escape together, Rocket Raccoon began to formulate the prison break plan.
"I want to get inside the tower, and I need a certain prop. Those guards wear security bands that control access, and I need one."
"Leave it to me." Gamora said.
"And that guy over there, I need his prosthetic leg." Rocket Raccoon's eyes fell on a guy with a prosthetic leg.
"His prosthetic leg?" Peter Quill was somewhat uncertain. Did they really need that for the prison break?
"I don't need him anywhere else." Rocket Raccoon said.
"No problem." Peter Quill agreed to handle that.
"At the end, behind that wall, there's a black passage with yellow lights flashing." Rocket Raccoon continued, "See it?"
"I see it." Peter Quill sat at the dining table, put down his plate, turned his head, and saw a dark wall.
"Behind it, there's an X10 energy battery, a purple box with green wires." Rocket Raccoon said, "To enter the guard room, I need that."
"How can we get these things?" Gamora asked.
"Let those bald guys see you in your sexy form, and business won't be difficult." Rocket Raccoon said.
That seemed quite logical, Gamora's physique was indeed outstanding, and the word "sexy" was well-deserved.
"Are you kidding me?" Gamora said.
"I really heard them praising your figure." Rocket Raccoon said.
"That wall is at least 20 feet high, and it's the most heavily guarded part of the prison." Peter Quill pointed out the difficulty of doing this, "Climbing up there without being seen is absolutely impossible."
"My plan is foolproof. I must get that energy battery." Rocket Raccoon shouted, "Get it done! Stop talking!"
"Let's get back on track." After Peter Quill's shout, Rocket Raccoon continued, "The most crucial part is that once the battery is removed, the emergency state will be activated immediately. As soon as we get the battery, we act immediately. So, we'll get the battery at the final step."
While Rocket Raccoon, Peter Quill, and Gamora were discussing, they completely failed to notice that Groot had already walked up to the wall and grabbed the battery.
And at this moment, Rocket Raccoon had just finished saying that they must get the battery at the end.
Beep beep beep!
A piercing alarm immediately sounded, and Rocket Raccoon and the others turned around to see Groot holding the battery.
"Got the battery first, let's take it step by step!" As they say, plans can't keep up with changes. Rocket Raccoon hadn't expected this situation to occur.
"I'll handle the security band."
"I'll handle the prosthetic leg."
Gamora and Peter Quill immediately split up and started preparing according to the previously arranged plan.
"Prisoners, immediately drop your equipment!" The loudspeakers blared, and armed drones emerged, surrounding Groot, "Return to your cells, or we will open fire!"
"I, am, Groot!" Groot roared loudly.
"Open fire!" The prison didn't hesitate to open fire, even though they didn't understand what Groot was saying, his attitude wasn't cooperative at all.
Ratatat!
The drones started firing fiercely at Groot.
Groot was equally fierce, completely unafraid of bullets. He stood there, bathing in bullets, not bothering to dodge.
Bang!
He casually threw a punch, sending a drone flying.
"You idiot, I don't have any weapons!" Rocket Raccoon jumped onto Groot's shoulder amidst the hail of bullets and said, "How am I supposed to fight these guys?"
Ratatat!
Drones surrounded Groot and kept firing, but he extended his arm and grew a large bundle of tree branches in front of him, blocking the bullets.
"This guy is being controlled. Listen to my orders, open fire!" Several guards with guns ran over, but before they could aim, Drax charged forward like a tiger into a flock of sheep, quickly taking down the guards.
"Naughty little monster!" Then, he picked up a gun and tossed it to Rocket Raccoon.
"Oh yeah." Rocket Raccoon was suddenly excited, holding the gun and firing rapidly.
With Groot and Rocket Raccoon drawing most of the firepower, Gamora took down a few guards and seized the security band.
"Rocket!" Gamora threw the security band to Rocket Raccoon.
"Head to the guard tower!" After catching the security band, Rocket Raccoon told Groot.
Groot ran to the base of the guard tower, extended his arms, and tree branches began to grow on the tower. Rocket Raccoon climbed up using these branches.
At this moment, Peter Quill also grabbed the prosthetic leg, clipped it under his neck, and started climbing up.
But after only a couple of steps, a drone locked onto him.
Just when he didn't know what to do, Drax jumped up and caught the drone. He tore the large chunk of metal in half with his bare hands.
Then, Drax followed suit and climbed up the branches.
This time, the group smoothly entered the guard tower. After tossing out the lone guard inside, the tower became the territory of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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