บท 23: Ch 22: "Which daddy has a bigger sausage than me? heh!"
"Xiao Ali, stop teasing us! we're just brother and sister..." he said with a cough, trying to hide his blush.
"haha! of course, of course. alright fine, that's enough teasing for today. well, then let's get going already!"
I said and as we walked with me holding Zhu Zhuqing's hand, San'ge seemed to want to say something, but didn't know how to in front of everyone.
so I moved towards his ear and whispered: "no, I have left the sword untouched. cause it seems to be in a sealed state, so I just went with my other martial soul."
I said and he nodded.
while walking, Dai Mubai took a glance at me and Zhu Zhuqing, unfortunately for him, Xiao Wu who had calmed down from the teasing, saw him.
"what are you looking at? do you want to tackle her like the twins? I'm warning you, Ali'ge is a spirit ancestor! and they seem to be in a relationship~!"
"sigh, that's not it. I'm not an idiot, so why would I go after someone else's, especially a spirit ancestor's girlfriend..." he said, but there was a sad and guilty tone hidden that only I cought onto.
it seems that Xiao Wu wanted to get back at me for teasing he, it didn't work on me, but it did make Zhu Zhuqing blush a pretty red.
but there was also a disappointed light in her eyes, guess that was directed at Dai Mubai. I mean she came here just to find him fooling around with girls. of course she would be disappointed!
she didn't deny Xiao Wu at first, well that is a good sign, but just when she opened her mouth to say something, I said before her:
"hahaha! Xiao Wu, we aren't dating, I just saved her from a bunch of people who were trying to capture her. so we aren't dating."
I said and and looked at her and to my surprise, she looked a little disappointed, guess even if she has the body of a near 20 years old girl, her mentality is still that of a young girl, and I'm her knight in shining armor, so I can't blame her.
but then I said something that made her blush even redder than before:
"well at least not yet~." I said and she lowered her head to hide the blush on her face, but I saw a small smile on her pretty face.
and it seems that Dai Mubai also saw her, cause he gave a sigh and shook his head. guess he completely gave up now.
"aww~, you two look good together! both of you are good looking and have awesome talents!"
Xiao Wu said with a smile, but she wasn't teasing this time.
"mhm, I also think so Xiao Ali, try your best." San'ge also said, which made the kitten beside me even more shy, and squeezed my hand.
"thanks you two, but I'm not gonna hurry it up, after all, I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable." I replied with a smile, that also made her a little happy.
after I finished talking, we reached a large field with building, that were made out of wood, were surrounding it.
it was a small village. when we walked in, we saw a small line of people standing in front of a table just like before.
Dai Mubai: "you will undergo the second exam here. you will have your spirit level checked here. so there isn't any ne-"
"sausages! sausages for sale! have a look! Oscar sausage! delicious and affordable! there's also pure and refreshing green tea!"
a voice along with the sound of a vehicle came and interrupted Dai Mubai and cought all of our attentions.
it was a... car? douluo dalu is weird... but the one who was riding the car was a person with white hair and a beard.
the beard wasn't that much, but it still made the person look like a grown up.
'guess he is Oscar?'
"let's have one." San'ge looked at me and Xiao Wu and said.
Xiao Wu replied with a nod, I looked at Zhu Zhuqing and asked: "you and Xiao Wu go and queue up first. I'll buy for you."
"mhm, thanks." she said with a gentle look, to everyone else, she had an icy aura. but not to me.
they went to the line and me and San'ge went towards Oscar.
"have a look! Oscar sausages! do you want a sausage? it's a good quality. it's only five copper soul coins for one."
he said with a gesture of his hand.
"uncle. please give me four sausages." he said, but Oscar made a weird face.
"what did you call me?" he asked.
"I called you uncle. is there a problem?" San'ge asked innocently with a hint of confusion.
can't blame him, he does look like an uncle.
Oscar got his face closer to him and said: "of course, it's a big problem. I am still so young, yet you called me that."
Tang San looked surprised and asked: "are you young?"
Oscar: "of course! I am a student of the school. for you." he said and handed him four sausages.
San'ge handed the money and apologized: "senior, I'm sorry. I was rude just now."
Oscar: "it's alright. just buy sausages from me more often."
I said with a raised eyebrow: "haha, though you do look like an uncle."
it seems that Dai Mubai had calmed down from his small state of depression and finally said: "Tang San, Tang Ali. what are you doing?"
Oscar looked a little scared when he finally noticed Dai Mubai, and when he came over, Oscar held a sausage out for him and said:
"boss Dai, do you want to have a sausage?"
Dai Mubai pushed his hand away and said while folding his arms: "goodness. what a shame of the school. I remembered that I warned you more than once. don't sell sausages in the school.
do you want everyone to vomit? you two. you can't eat this sausage." he said while looking at us.
"why?" San'ge asked with a confused look.
Dai Mubai looked at Oscar and said: "Xiao Ao, give me a new sausage."
Oscar looked a little embarrassed and said: "boss Dai, I don't think so. anyways, we're classmates for years."
Dai Mubai: "heh, you'll make the Juniors have grudges against me. I'm just reminding these two. Tang San is my brother. you can't fool him. hurry up. Don't let me do it."
Oscar sighed and said: "super recovery big sausage! I, your father, have a big sausage!"
"pftHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHA.. OH GOODNESS HAHAHA... I CAN'T BREATH... HAHAHA...!" San'ge was taken aback while I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.
a sausage appeared that was floating on his palm, San'ge had a disgusted look, but I was still trying to calm down.
Oscar sheepishly scratched his neck and said: "I have no choice. when food Branch Martial soul is used to make changes to food, it has to be accompanied with soul curse.
this is a curse. I didn't mean to shout it. but, you can rest assured. the quality of sausages is no problem."
"you shall save the sausages for yourself. brother Dai. thanks for reminding." he said and placed the sausages back.
"sigh, what a pity to my delicious sausages. no one wants to eat it." he said with a disappointed look."
"and who said that, I want to try them." I said after calming down, and picked up the four sausages.
they all looked at me with surprise, "junior brother, are you sure? you will definitely not regret it!" Oscar said with a smile.
"are you sure?" the other two also looked at me and said.
"don't worry. and besides, just like he said, it's the fault of his soul curse, the food isn't in the wrong."
I said and Oscar's smile got brighter, "yeah! that's right! the food isn't in the wrong! junior brother, from now on, the price of all of my sausages are halved for you!"
"haha, it's nothing. I'm just speaking facts.and besides, 'I smile a smug smile' which daddy has a bigger sausage than me? heh!" I said and all of them looked at my pants with confusion.
and then their eyes went wide and quickly looked away. 'how can it be so big?!'. yup, now that my body has grown, my pride as a man has also grown. and because of me wearing a slightly tight clothes, the shape that reaches the middle of my thigh is slightly visible!
anyways, I take a bite of one of the sausages and color me surprised! it tastes pretty good! and once I swallow it, it becomes pure energy!
"not bad! it's pretty good in fact! I might buy some and mix them with some recipes from time to time!"
"huh! I told you, you wouldn't regret it!" he said with a smile.
"you want one San'ge? honestly it's pretty good. you should try it." I said and held up a sausage for him.
"no no, I'm good. let's go back to the line now." he said and walked away.
"bye senior, see you later."
"bye, whenever you are hungry, you can just call for me!"
I just waved and we walked back. when Xiao Wu and Zhuqing saw us, they raised their hand to grab one, but San'ge interfered with a cough and said:
"ahem, you two shouldn't eat it."
"why not San'ge? you've already bought them, so why shouldn't we eat them?"
Xiao Wu looked at San'ge with confusion and Zhuqing looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"well, it's because of the soul curse that comes with it. it's "I, your daddy, have a big sausage."."
he said I a low voice while I was suppressing a laughter.
Zhuqing had a disgusted face while Xiao Wu blushed and covered he face with he hands and said: "these boys are too bad.
why is there such a weird martial soul?"
Dai Mubai laughed and said: "this is a monster school. of course, the Martial souls are weird.
don't judge Oscar from his appearance. he's Martial soul is the top of food branch Martial soul."
Tang San: "the top?"
Dai Mubai: "after all he provides meat. you'll know it in the future. oh, right. he has a nickname in the school. uncle sausage."
San'ge had a weird face and the two girls shook their heads.
Xiao Wu: "and Ali'ge, why are you eating it despite his disgusting soul curse?!"
"hm? well first of all, just like you said, it's just his soul curse. second of all, it's actually pretty delicious. and third of all, ' mischievous smile' which daddy has a bigger sausage than me? hehehe, yep! no one!"
the girls, just like the boys from a minute ago, looked at my pants, and they blushed and quickly covered their eyes or just looked away.
"waaa! Ali'ge, your a pervert! hmph!" she said while stomping her foot. guess that's a habit that she kept from being a rabbit.
"me? I'm the pervert? you're the ones who look at my dick!" I said with a hmph of my own, which caused them to blush even more because of my dirty language.
"ahem ahem, anyways. let's go. I'll bring you to pass the exam. don't have to queue." Dai Mubai said with a little embarrassed tone.
Tang San: " this is not appropriate."
Dai Mubai: "rest assured. I am not playing favoritism. this is what you deserve. let's go to the 4th exam straight away."
he said and we all nodded. I mean c'mon, which dumbass school would refuse a monstrosity like me?
while walking, a boy who was in the line heard him and said with an angry tone: "what is this? why can they skip the test to enter the fourth exam, but we have to pass exam by exam?"
Dai Mubai turned around and said with folded arms: "if your soul power has exceeded level 25, you can also go directly to the 4th exam."
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