บท 50: Black loot box (Warning for incoming Racism) 2 in 1

Marcus opened the box as he heard Dream notification in his head.

[Congratulations, you received 5 summons and the passive skill "Black Power" anytime your around a person with black, brown, or tabish skin you will get more exp, DP and bonus stat boost and if in your harem or summons you have one it is permanent with an increase with more and more. You can also seduce people with this skin tone at a faster rate and the will like you more.

The summons you received are Madea and Joe from Madea movies and animation, uncle Ruckus from the boondocks, and Kevin Hart (Ben) and Ice Cube (James) from Ride Along.]

Marcus mouth was twitching looking at the summons he received as he could not choose them and received just mortal people from Earth as he thought he would never summon them as Dream broke that.

[Auto Summon engaged . Summoning all of them in 3,2,1.]

"Wait don't summon the....."

"Don't summon who now!?"

Marcus froze as he heard the voice

"Little boy I know you hear me talking to you, now who did you say not to summon?!"

"No one, Miss Madea I just ask why is she summoning you as I was not prepared. "

"Are you lying?"

"No Sir."

"Do I look like sir to you?"

"Well you do to me."

"Joe shut the hell up before I knock you on the side of your head ."

"Hmm its the truth." (Joe)

"Joe say one more god damn word and I swear I will put my foot up your black ass." (Madea)

"Look at these damn Monkeys jumping around, oh lord Jesus send a white man here as I am surrounded by a whole bunch of niggers."

"Joe who the hell is this?"

"I don't know, but I do know I am gonna kick his ass old Uncle Tom redneck I swear."

"I am Uncle Ruckus no blood relationship as your ignorant chimpanzees get it straight."

"Who the hell are you calling a Chimpanzee? Do you know who I am?"

"I don't and nor do I care for a monkey."

"I am Ma to the D.E.A!"

"Yeah the DEA need to come and put you down with the drugs that captured and send you to the zoo where you belong."

"Who the fu..." (rustle) (click click) " Now Who the hell do you think you talking to! I dare you say something again, I dare yahhh."

(Bloop) "Get down she got a gun." (????)

"Ben get your sorry ass up off the ground you are an embarrassment to your family, to your friends, and worst of all your an embarrassment to me." (????)

"James don't you take to me like that I am the black hammer a...." (Kevin Hart)

"Ben just get your ass off the ground and stop messing around." (Ice cube)

(Clink) "These Nigga up in here screaming like this is a god damn zoo these nigga need to bought down and put in the white mans' cage ..." (Uncle Ruckus)

Marcus' mouth was twitching as he was watching this scene unfold he saw a man sitting across from him with a cane. The old man was 6ft and 5 inches tall as he had dark skin with white Afro and mustache with a thick pair of glasses. He wore a blue shirt similar to those of mechanics wear with a T-shirt underneath. The man was Joe Simmons

Women that look similar to him with the same height and hair color like him except her skin tone was a brown shade. She wore a granny style nightgown that was lavender with little white flowers around it. She had a gun pointing sideways in here right hand as her left hand had a purse in it. The women were Joe sister Mable Simmons aka Madea

Across from her was a dark skinned black man with a bald head at the top with some white hair at the sides with a small ponytail in the back. He was an obese man with one eye bigger than the other and had a pot belly that stood out from his faded pink sweatershirt that had the color open revealing a white shirt underneath wearing khaki pants. The man was Uncle Ruckus as he held a pair of nunchucks in his hands in a karate stance as one side of the chucks was underneath his armpit.

A bit distance away was two men with one laying on the grown and the other look at him with an annoyed expression. The one of the ground was a dark skin man named Ben aka Kevin Hart who was a bit away from being a midget and the other was James (Ice Cube) who looked like he was a cool badass with his beard and goatee with sunglasses.

Marcus was covering his eyes with his left hand massaging it as he had a headache with this group. He was thinking as he heard gunshots. He saw Madea with her gun in the air as she pointed it at Uncle Ruckus again.

"Haaaa Were all going to die!!!" (Hart)

"Try me bitch I pop a cap in your ass and fuck you uuuuupaa." (Madea)

"Hey you better watch out cause she will do it trust me she will take her junk out and fuck you UP! hah.. (cough)."

"Joe if you say another god damn word I will shoot you in the ass you here me. I am a female."

"Alright whatever you say.. (whisper) I know you man and you know you a man."

"Joe I swear..."

While Madea was distracted by Joe Uncle Ruckus knocked the gun out her hand and looked at her.

"Now that your gun is gone a nigga like you can do nothin no more since all you nigga know how to do is simple shit as the white man does all the hard work."

Madea reach into her purse and pulled a baseball bat and she started swinging.

"Bring it in bitch I knock you old ass out with the bat, I will teach you old school style, hahaha."

"Hey can you to stop with this nonsense with this old gangster ass granny and old Uncle Tom man. This is just to much."

Madea and Uncle Ruckus turned and looked at him as Marcus sighed and mumbled "I miss home as it..."

Kevin Hart stood up as he heard Marcus mumbles as he misinterpreted as Marcus saying he miss his mother as he went through the memories Dream had gave him and looked at Marcus and said.

"I miss your mom too. She is hot."

"Marcus looked at him as he heard Joe say "Oh hello yeah she was hot, I would get down and get jiggy with it. Oh yes girl that how you do it."

"Joe ain't now women want to be with you." (Madea)

"Ge is right man your mom is fine as hell." Ice Cube said as he turned to Marcus at the end.

"Hell yeah she fine. I will be like Miss Vela do you want to get a taste of the black hammer. And she will be like "Oh y..""

"CONVERT!" Marcus said as all of them disappeared into then air giving him only 50DP, but he didn't care as he was happy they were gone. He thought 'my mother is mine and anyone that dare to think about harming her or touching her will DIE in the worst way possible and if they think about they will disappear like them.'

Marcus then ask Dream why did she summon them as she stated he had auto-summon on and can turn it off in the system setting. The system setting was a silver icon in the upper right corner of the system menu as Marcus clicked it and turned off auto-summon before continuing where he left off.