บท 69: 69. Hollisticism ~Everything is Connected~
"Erina!" shouted Josuke, as he entered her bedroom window.
"AH!!!" she shouted, punching Josuke in the face as he falls to the floor.
"I should really keep the window closed!" she shouted.
"Erina! Erina!" he smiled. "We have to -!"
Josuke sees that her whole room is pink. Several stuffed animals are found on her bed. She has a dollhouse on the corner of the room. She has a desk with multi-colored pens and many books laid on the table.
"Hahahaha!" Josuke laughed. "I forgot that your room looks like this!"
Erina turns red as she stomps Josuke's face with her foot.
"Ow..." he said in a muffled voice.
She sighed. "What do you want, Josuke?"
"We're gonna spy..." he whispered as his eyes darted from left to right. "...Gio Brando."
"What? Why?" asked Erina.
"I sense that there's something wrong with him," said Josuke. "We have to get there!"
"Again... Why!?" asked Erina.
"To fix everything!" he shouted.
"I still have no idea how your Stand works," said Erina.
"I and Miguel Josuke Higashikata and I have the ability to fix things!" shouted Josuke. "Now let's go, Erina Zeppeli! LET'S GO!!! Or you're fired."
"I don't work for you!" shouted Erina.
"I heard Gio says that you're a skunk," he spelled.
"You mean skank?" asked Erina.
"Is that the word?" asked Josuke.
"HE SAID WHAT!??" asked Erina. "We're getting to the bottom of this!!!"
Ghost Jedan, the one from the Grimm Universe, tidied Miguel's hair.
"So? Tell me about your day..." said Ghost Jedan, as his tentacles fixed his messy afternoon hair.
"Ugh! It was absolutely awful!" shouted Miguel. "I met this dimension's version of that kid that used to push me around back in our dimension. What's his name? Nico Abogado?"
"Ugh!" shouted Ghost Jedan. "I hated that guy! He'd always act like he's this cool guy who's better than everyone around him!"
"Right!?" asked Miguel. "That guy was the guy who'd bully me for being weird and all! Why? No reason! He had this awful fashion sense as well! His hat was facing backward!"
"Ugh! Neither one of our dimensions ever had that one! It's terrible! Just terrible!" shouted Jedan.
"The guy has problems! And! Guess what, Jed?" asked Miguel.
"What?" asked Ghost Jedan.
"He only wears a polo shirt," said Miguel.
"Ugh! Absolutely disgusting. Hopes he gets all the karma for that awful fashion sense!" shouted Jedan. Jedan then puts a mirror before Miguel. "So? What do you think?"
"Beautiful, Jed," said Miguel. "Just Goddamned beautiful."
"Perm?" asked Jed.
"Nah," said Miguel. "Not today."
Anne walked in and kissed Miguel on the cheek.
But, he turns away from her.
"What's wrong?" she asked. "Are you mad?"
"I don't know," said Miguel. "Why am I mad?"
"I... don't know?" asked Anne.
"Did you do anything where I should be mad?" asked Miguel.
"I didn't do anything," said Anne.
"Then I'm not mad," replied Miguel.
"Okay?" asked Anne.
Jedan stares at Miguel as Anne walked away, bowing her head.
"It was last night..."
Last night...
A man chuckles and laughed sleazily. He is next to a woman in the shadows of the front seat. Both of them are wearing normal shirts with sunglasses, looking as plain as possible.
"We sold the twelve-year-old, the three-year-old, and the baby. 50,000 pesos," he cackled. "See that, chica?"
"Oh, my, God! We're so rich, Mr. Macho Mocha Roll!" She then starts french kissing him and moaning.
*shatter*
In his Reaper suit, Miguel grabs the man's face, breaking the window and pulling him out of the car with his bare fists.
He then beats the man to death by breaking his bones with his bare hands.
He tried to summon his Stand, a small cricket, but he was killed as Miguel bashed his head in the pavement over and over again.
Blood puddled on the ground as the man's eyeball popped out of his skull. His jaw is dislocated. His body looks like it was hit by a train.
The woman screamed the whole time.
Seeing this, the woman opened the car door and ran away. But Miguel teleports before her.
"Where are the kids?" he asked.
"The docks!" she sobbed, woging into a Troll.
Star Platinum then punched a hole into her chest as Miguel briskly walked away.
"That night, I found the kids, but then I found someone else..."
Miguel has the police bring the children home, but the police try to dump one child away. This child screeches and pant-hooting.
"Hey! Stop!" he shouted.
Miguel approached the box they were holding and sees a baby Chimpanzee on all fours.
The baby Chimp cooed softly.
"Monke," said Miguel. "I wanna sign some papers."
"Then I brought him home. Anne accepted that I've legally adopted the baby Chimpanzee. And we were happy. I named him Raphael JoJo."
"So, why are you mad at her?" asked Ghost Jedan.
"We'd get there..." Present Miguel replied.
"So... at night... I caught her touching herself and moaning while staring at a magazine...filled with other women..."
*moan*
Now...
Ghost Jedan stared at Miguel.
"Why are you mad at her? Isn't that hot?" asked Jedan.
"SHE'S CHEATING ON ME, JEDAN!!!" shouted Miguel. "WITH THE IMAGE OF ANOTHER WOMAN!!!"
"I mean... you are a queen just doing your thing..." said Jedan.
"Damn straight!" shouted Miguel.
"But you aren't telling me that you haven't masturbated to any form of porn, are you?" asked Jedan.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" laughed Miguel. "Not since I married because that's adultery, which goes against the 6th commandment! PRAISE JESUS, HALLELUJAH!!!"
"Ever since the Universe died, you got pretty weird, Miguel," said Jedan.
Meanwhile...
The Man in the Yellow Suit growls in his chamber as he zooms around it. The mirror before him is a one-sided one. Behind it, stood The Ranger himself, Kariel, watching him.
Kariel sighs while leaning on his chair, posing in an Indian Seat.
"So..." he said, as he licked his doughnut. "I've found out that you're from a popular show from both the Grimm and Prince Universes. You're from the DC Comics TV Show, The Flash by CW."
"He even got his own show," said The Man. "How unsurprising."
"You're called The Reverse-Flash, correct?" asked Kariel.
"Yes," said The Reverse-Flash, The Man in the Yellow Suit.
"Why? The Flash runs forward, and you run backward?" asked Kariel.
"What!? No!" shouted The Reverse-Flash. "I am the reverse of everything he is."
"Oh... like... in personality-wise?" asked Kariel. "You killed my mother, so I kinda hate you.Geez... I'm hungry for fries...I love fries!Ever since my company got destroyed along with the rest of the Universe... I lost the company...But I do need my company!Ever had a company, Mr. Thawne?"
The Reverse-Flash tries to speak.
"That reminds me of the time when-!" continued Kariel.
Meanwhile...
Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin eat in the same cafe they were in. It is called, "Generic Filipino Cafe."
Finn eats Embutido, which is basically the Filipino version of meatloaf, his favorite food. Jake ate pork sisig, which is basically ground pork fried in garlic and onions with lots of spices and Calamansi Sauce. Spongebob and Patrick share the same meal, which is a Sausage Burger. Gumball eats Kare-Kare, which is Peanutbutter Pork Curry with the Heart of the Banana. Darwin eats Sinigang na Bangus, which is basically sour fish stew. Yes, he's a goldfish, but don't worry. He has no idea.
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS FISH!?" shouted Darwin.
Oh, never mind.
Darwin cries and runs to the bathroom.
Gumball sighs.
"I'll go get him." Gumball stands up and walks to the bathroom.
Patrick finishes half of the meal. "Alright, guys! I'm going out for a Krabby Patty break. Don't touch my second order."
Patrick walks outside and takes out a dirty Krabby Patty from his pants and eats it. "Boy do I want something to make me more excited! This night is so darn boring!"
Suddenly, a shadowy man stood before him, sneering in the shadows.
"Hey, star doll!" he whispered. "You lookin' for some white powder if y'know what I mean? Like some of that Gucci stuff, if y'know what I mean? Want some up your nose, baby? Like some of those magic powder, hm?"
"Something tells me that I shouldn't be talking to you," said Patrick. "But your words sound funny.Are you a wizard?"
"Yes... And this wizard is asking you to buy some... It's called 'Salt.' It's a Cryptid drug for all species... Ngyeheheheh..." he laughed softly. "So, baby? Want some of that Salt?"
"Girl, I'm from the ocean. The ocean's full of that stuff!" laughed Patrick.
The man laughs with Patrick.
"I like your style, star doll," said the man.
The man hands him a whole bag of The Salt.
Patrick uses his Stand, Goofy Goober Rock, to carry it.
"Thank you, kind wizard!" smiled Patrick.
In the restaurant, Patrick returns with the bag of Salt to their table.
"Patrick. What are you holding?" asked Gumball, taking a bite out of his Kare-Kare.
"It's called, 'Salt.' Wanna try it?" asked Patrick.
The Fusion speaks to each other.
"Nah... we're good," said Darwin.
Patrick shrugs and decides to tear out the plastic bag.
He takes a small piece and slowly puts it into his tongue.
*toink*
Patrick's eyes go crazy as he buries his face into The Salt.
"GET DOWN!!!" shouted the cop, walking into the store. "GET DOWN!!! GET DOWN!!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!"
Patrick growled.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!" shouted Patrick.
Patrick takes out Goofy Goober Rock.
"WAM-BOOOOO!!!" shouted Goofy Goober.
"WAM-!!!" Goofy Goober bashes its own User with its fist. "-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
The cop throws cuffs on Patrick and is ushered away.
"Do you kids have anything to do with the boy?" asked the cop.
"No," said Gumball.
Darwin elbows Gumball's arm as Gumball says, "OW!!!"
"Yes," said Darwin.
"Then you're coming with me!" shouted the cop.
The Fusion gasp.
Meanwhile...
Josuke and Erina spy on Gio's bedroom on a tree through a window.
Josuke whispered. "So, Erina. You've got a boyfriend?"
Erina jabs Josuke in the face as he falls to the ground.
2 minutes later...
Josuke, now with leaves all over him, still watched Gio's bedroom from the window.
Suddenly, Gio walked into his bedroom, slamming the door open and closed, growling. He's speaking to someone on the phone.
"UGH!!! Dad's in jail again!!!" shouted Gio. "He's sharing a cell with those loser cartoon characters!Also, a goth kid who claims to be searching for Satan is in that cell.Yeah! I don't know what's going on in this crazy noisy bizarre town! Dinosaurs are everywhere in the streets! A serial killer is on the loose! Cartoon characters appeared out of nowhere! A red streak is running around assassinating people! SomeConnected!? PFFT!!! Yeah, right!"
"Oh, my, God... Erina..." said Josuke. "I think I found another clue."
"With your weird search for the Ark of the Covenant or whatever?" asked Erina.
"Erina... Mr. Reaper told me one time that the Ark has powers..." said Josuke. "It must be able to give its target new Stands!"
"Okay?" asked Erina.
"Those Dinosaurs aren't Dinosaurs..." said Josuke. "They're Stands!"
"Gio's Stand?" asked Erina.
Josuke shook his head. "They're his Dad's!"
"Okay..." said Erina. "What's the big 'WTF' moment?"
"I don't know!" smiled Josuke. "Isn't it exciting?"
"No! My mom's dead!" shouted Gio.
"Wait... Gio's Mom is dead?" asked Josuke.
"Yep. Such a shame," said Erina. "It feels wrong saying that since I'm the one stalking him."
"When did she die?" asked Josuke.
"Five years ago," said Erina, as Josuke's eyes widen.
Meanwhile...
Miguel stares at the ring. It looks absolutely familiar. Yes, it seemed to have been made by The Reverse-Flash, but there's something more to it. Something more sinister. It's in a glass box on the table before him called "The Bomb Transmute Destabilizer".
Miguel sits down to play with his two kids.
"Hey, sweetie!" smiled Anne.
Miguel sighs.
Anne gives him a batch of baked chocolate chip cookies.
"I figured I wanted to apologize for what I've done, so-!!!" Anne hands him the tray. "Careful! It's still hot."
Miguel uses Star Platinum to grab one.
He blows it to cool and takes a bite out of it.
"These are pretty good," said Anne.
"Well, you're the one who taught me how, so..." said Anne, as she kissed his head.
"So... What'd you do?" asked Miguel.
"Hm?" asked Anne, smiling.
"What did you do that was so bad that caused you to bake these cookies?" asked Miguel.
"Something so terrible that I shouldn't even mention," said Anne, shaking her head.
Miguel calmly sighs.
"Nice try," said Miguel.
"Miguel, if you're mad at me, just show me that you're mad," said Anne.
"I'm the guy who has to stay as composed as possible to avoid becoming emotional," said Miguel.
"Okay, fine!" shouted Anne. "Wait... you aren't wearing your ring," she squinted his eyes.
"Ah..." said Miguel. "I just... put it down somewhere..."
"Are you that sensitive!?" asked Anne.
"Yep!" shouted Miguel.
"AHA!!! You admitted to something that quick! Now I know it's a lie!" she shouted. "WHERE IS THE RING!!!?" she roared.
"Here's the deal," said Miguel. "I tell you my thing, you tell me yours, and we're good, okay?"
"Okay," said Anne. "On 3."
"1... 2..." said the both of them. "3!"
"I lost my ring," said Miguel.
"I pierced our daughter's ears!" she shouted.
"You... WHAT!!?" asked Miguel.
"Wait... that's not the-?"
"YOU WERE TOUCHING YOURSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN!!!" shouted Miguel.
"And why is that wrong?" asked Anne.
"Because of Adultery?" asked Miguel.
"Didn't you kiss Jessica?" asked Anne.
"Duh..." said Miguel. "YOU PIERCED OUR DAUGHTER'S EARS!!?"
"YOU LOST YOUR RING!!?" asked Anne. "Would it kill you to keep your ring!?"
"Y-Yeah!" shouted Miguel. "Call it even?"
"Yeah, okay," said Anne, walking away.
"Wait..." said Miguel. "What did you say?"
"I thought we were even?" asked Anne, eating a cookie.
"No, no... not that... 'Would it kill you to keep your ring?' You said... Anne... I just found out murder weapon."
The two look at the ring on the table in the Bomb Transmute Destabilizer.
Meanwhile...
"And then Kuya Jed started laughing at this guy... Stephen Rivers-..." said Kariel. "I wonder what he's been doing? I haven't spoken to him for years."
"OKAY!!! THAT'S IT!!!" shouted The Reverse-Flash. "Fine! I'll tell you why I was in the park!"
"Wow! That was quick!" smiled Kariel.
"BOY, YOU'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO ME FOR 4 HOURS!!!" shouted The Reverse-Flash. "And time? Time is gold... And I learned that the GODDAMNED hard way! And here you are asking questions like, 'Was Jesus Christ a Buddhist?' or 'Was Gandhi a Naz?'!!!"
"Were they?" asked Kariel.
"What!? NO!!!" shouted The Reverse-Flash. "I WAS IN THE PARK TO MEET BERNARDO BRANDO!!!"
"Hm? Why?" asked Kariel.
"Because... that man was the man who asked me to tell me who was the person who killed his wife. That person, of course, is Yoshiko Kira from your universe," said The Reverse-Flash. "We were supposed to meet up for his payment for that information."
"Why'd you kill Josuke Higashikata's family?" asked Kariel.
"An anonymous source hired me to do so," said The Reverse-Flash. "I don't know who it is or why he did so. I've been doing assassinations lately in this timeline. I was hired by someone named, 'Stefan'. He's one of my bosses. He told me to work for everyone who hires me in this timeline."
"How do we hire you?" asked Kariel.
"You can pay me with debt," said The Reverse-Flash. "I kill someone, you give me something."
"One last question..." said Kariel. "...why'd you kill our Mom?" asked Kariel, as his voice went serious.
The Reverse-Flash laughed hard.
"That's the thing, Kariel JoJo," said The Reverse-Flash. "I don't know!"
"Scum..." said Kariel.
"Kariel, Kariel, Kariel..." said The Reverse-Flash. "I haven't even killed your mother yet."
"What!?" asked Kariel.
"You see, Kariel... That's time travel. The one who killed your mother is a future version of me. Time travel, however... can very well destroy the fabric of fate as we know it... So I do the bare minimum." said The Reverse-Flash, cackling. "And whatever the reason is, it must be something you'd do to me during my time here. And it mustn't be pretty.Have you ever heard of Hollisticism?It's a theory that everything is... connected... It doesn't matter if one story is in another book or one Universe is apart from the other... We're still... connected... in some way...And whatever you'd try to do to change your ultimate fate...Nothing could change it.Like it was the fate of your mother... to die that night... and create whatever the six of you were supposed to be... And that is your destiny for the rest of eternity... that is the world's memory of you. A Stardust Crusader."
Kariel sighed.
"Utang ng Loob (Ooh-Tang Nang Lo-Ob)," said The Reverse-Flash. "That is the most popular Filipino culture. It could be taken in a positive account, but mostly negative. It means, 'What you owe me.' If a Filipino owes another Filipino something, the other Filipino must repay that debt no matter what. The Filipinos use guilt to manipulate others to pay for their interests.I can distinguish 'Utang ng Loob' from true kindness... But the Filipinos themselves cannot."
Meanwhile...
"So, what are you in for, bucko?" asked Patrick.
The Fusion are all sitting down on the cell, bowing their heads.
Bernardo Brando sat there, quietly staring at the Cartoon Characters.
"Kidnapping children," he said in a trembling voice. "I am not a bad person. I have changed! I have changed!" he shouted to the guards around him.
"Why'd you kidnap children?" asked Finn. "That's like, really evil."
"Yeah, isn't that a red flag? Shouldn't have said that along the lines of, 'I'm not a bad person,'" said Jake.
"I had to," said Bernardo. "It's beyond my control."
Bernardo stares at Finn. "Hey... you... in the bear hat..."
"Yeah?" asked Finn.
"Nothing... You just look like me when I was a kid," he chuckled.
Finn went nervous. "You don't say."
"GET IN THERE!!!" shouted a cop, as he pushed the Goth Kid into the cell.
"What are you in for?" asked Patrick.
"Satanism," said the goth kid.
"Whoa," said the Fusion.
"Wait!" shouted Finn.
Finn takes out the Book that summons Lucifer from his backpack.
"WHOA!!!" shouted the kid. "Hide that!" he whispered. "Where the heck did you find that?!"
"Why did you have it, dark one!" asked Finn, as he brought out Time Adventure.
"I was trying to summon Lucifer Morningstar!" he shouted.
"Wait, what!?" asked Darwin. "Why!? *GASP*!!! You're a Communist!"
"What!? NO!!!" shouted the Goth Kid. "My name is Hayato Kawajiri... and five years ago, my mother was killed by the serial killer who stole her face..."
"It was a night like never before...One night, I went home to meet my mother. Usually, my mother was energetic and extraverted, often acted like a very loving person, and was very supportive. By that time I was popular and was very well-known in my class.However, one night, I heard a small explosion. I heard two voices from the top of the stairs. One was a man's, and the other, a woman's that wasn't my mother's."
"I want a deal with you."
"Yes? I am the Devil, after all. Pleasure doing business with mortals."
"I want for us to have a deal... My Stand... 'Will Rock U...' for a new body. But! Same height!"
"You offer a part of your Stand for a new body? Depends on the power of that Stand. What can it do?"
"I can shoot slow bubbles with it. It's in the form of a flower."
He giggled.
"Perfect... A Space Pineapple Bidder could pay lots of Units for this certain, 'We Will Rock U...' We have a deal, Yoshiko Kira. You will take the form of your victim... Koko Kawajiri..."
Now...
"I've been spying on 'my mother' since..." he said. "I've been watching her every move and I knew that she murdered all those women."
"Sorry... I kissed your mom," said Finn.
"What?" asked Hayato.
"What?" asked Finn.
"That's not his real mom you-!" Gumball bonks him in the head.
Bernardo Brando stared at them and whispered, "Wrry..."
Bernardo teleported in front of the Fusion, as they trembled in fear. Finn stands up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" he shouted, as Time Adventure emerged from his body.
"So... you are me," said Bernardo. "You're just like Yoshiko."
Finn's eyes widen.
"Hey, kids," said the cop, opening the cell. "The six of you can leave. We were bribed... so... Yeah. Get the hell outta here."
The Fusion runs outside, but Finn sees Bernardo Brando's ring.
It's the same as the one they've found that Kira dropped...
Later...
Kars sighs, reading his newspaper on the main floor of his building.
The Fusion runs inside the building.
"Mr. Damaso!" shouted Finn. "Where is Mr. Reaper?" asked Finn.
Kars snaps his fingers as the Fusion is sent downstairs.
Miguel and Erina run into the building.
"Mr. Damaso!" shouted Josuke.
Kars snaps his fingers and they disappear as well.
Everything is... c o n n e c t e d .
Everyone teleports in the basement. Miguel stands up.
"Kids... The ring is the murder weapon!" shouted Miguel. "I'll tell you how-!"
"MR. REAPER!!! LUCIFER WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE KIRA A NEW BODY!!!" shouted Darwin.
"WHAT!?" asked Miguel.
"Wait-!" shouted Josuke. "The dinosaurs are Bernardo's second Stand that he gained from the Ark!"
Kariel slammed the door open from the Stand-User Dungeon, which is in the next room from the current room.
"KUYA!!!" shouted Kariel. "The Reverse-Flash was the one who gave the info to Bernardo Brando about Kira killing someone for some reason!"
Everyone talked at the same time, so it just came as people mumbling random things.
Josuke, however, blankly stared at the ring.
"Oh... my... God... EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! I SOLVED IT!!! Everything is connected!"
"Huh!?" asked everyone, turning to Josuke.
"Now..." said Josuke. "This is how it went... It's all about... Utang ng Loob!"
Josuke narrates...
"The ghost in the bathroom was the one feeding Yoshiko Kira her serial killings. This is because Aka Manto was scared of her since she used that bathroom one time after she killed Koko Kawajiri, Hayato Kawajiri's mother like you said. She had blood all over her body. She didn't know how to cover her tracks... I mean, Stands are well-known in this world! We must have the technology to find a Stand-User Serial Killer like her!
Then... she met the ghost. She realized something. Ghosts are part of the spiritual realm. They can't be tracked by law enforcement. She used him.
Monster Emperor is connected to her because he had her kill someone. This, someone, was with someone he cared about, and he needed to get rid of her. The Monster Emperor? Gio Brando. His purpose for being a part of this? We don't know. But we do know that his mother died about five years ago. So? Yoshiko Kira actually had a deal with Bernardo.
Bernardo was actually having an affair with another woman. Yoshiko's deal was that she should take care of his wife."
"What do you mean by 'take care?'" asked Patrick.
"He means, 'kill' Patrick!" replied Darwin.
"Just wanted to clarify."
"Anyways!
How did Kira do that?
With the ring!
Things got messy.
Evidence was off the charts. Everyone was on to her.
She needed someone else. No... something else... She needed to have a trade to hide once more! So... she needed the Ark.
Kira, like in the old Universe, just repeated the steps her father did to find the Ark of the Covenant. She had it found in Egypt. By who? The Reverse-Flash, who had been wandering in our town since he... y'know... took my... *ahem*...
The dinosaurs are the second Stand of Bernardo Brando. This whole time, he had been sending the Dinosaurs to hunt down Kira. He was told this by "The Man in a Yellow Suit." This man had been changing the timeline in the name of someone in the future: "Stefan." This man was also the man that gave him the wedding rings he had for his dead wife, which are actually Speedster Rings that have a Speedster's armors inside of them. This Speedster gave Bernardo the ring so that he could have a go with the Ark of the Covenant.
With The Ark of the Covenant, she summoned all Angels, but none of them wanted to help her. So... she decided to use a different prayer for the Ark... A Satanic one... Thus... she found Lucifer... Morningstar.
The Gothic Kid tries to bring out Lucifer using his book because he wanted to know about the serial killer who made a deal with the Devil. The gothic kid actually lost his mother because of Kira, killing her for her body, and had been investigating her since. The kid is a Mouseman who has the ability to enter a pocket dimension to hide from his enemies. Lucifer is the one who changed her face and body to hide her from the people of Burnham.
Bernardo Brando was only searching for Kira not to kill her, but to take back his ring. His ring is tied to him and his dead wife's murder. Kira used the ring to kill her, and The Reverse-Flash told him this. Realizing this, Bernardo realized that she could have him turned in any time. Why? Matching rings.
The Ark of the Covenant of this Earth is with Bernardo Brando. Years ago, Yoshiko Kira had a deal with him. She may kill his wife if he protects the Ark.
They shook on it, and everything was fine.
But again, she got messy.
Since Kira killed his lover years later, Bernardo decided that the deal was off, but he couldn't show the Ark to Miguel since he found it to be too valuable. The Ark gave Bernardo and his son new abilities. Kira's last resort is to turn in the murder weapon to the police in secret by disguising herself as someone else with the help of Lucifer.
However, Mr. Reaper finally caught her, and she and Bernardo were forced to work together once more. But she drops the ring, and Mr. Reaper uses this as evidence.
What was the ability Bernardo gained? I don't know!
But whatever it is... it made him the Monster Emperor."
Now...
"Did I get it right?" asked Josuke. "Oh, right... Just a hunch! Haha!"
"You got it all right..."
Kars appears on the elevator door to the basement.
"He gained the ability to decay reality," sighed Kars, walking down the stairs. "That's why I had an old friend of mine teleport the six of you here... in this dimension."
"You... That was all you?" asked Miguel.
"Josuke... your ability isn't just 'to fix things...' No, Josuke... Your ability is that you can sense things I like to call... Calamities... and your ability is to fix these... Calamities." said Kars, pacing toward them. "Gio Brando's Stand gave him the ability to create bad luck around you. He can make things... 'go wrong...' so to speak. Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
"So he had me help him find you," said Rick, walking out of the darkness.
"Oh geez, Rick!" shouted a little boy with blue jeans, brown shoes, a yellow shirt, and brown hair. "We're in a fanfiction book! It's written pretty wonkily if you ask me. This chapter, especially!"
"I think it's fucking beautiful. Shut the fuck up and be respectful, Morty," he said, kissing Morty's eye. "Mwah... Love you, Morty."
"Ow! Ew!" shouted Morty, as Rick's drool got on his eye. "I might catch your asshole!"
"Shut the fuck up, Morty. We're trying to save the Multiverse," said Rick.
"That's why your family was killed by this unknown man...Because when he was born... he increased the probability of them dying...Also... because...Josuke, you are by far the most dangerous of the Royal Family. You have the ability to sense danger... and have the ability to increase the probability of fixing it.Your ability is meant in favor of others, unlike Anne's and Gumball's, where their abilities mostly have something to do with either self-deprecation or self-preservation.
"Hey!" shouted Anne and Gumball.
"You are meant to be the savior of every problem in the five Universes. So, you unconsciously used your abilities to bring the six to his Earth and have them help him hunt down Yoshiko Kira. You six are supposed to help Josuke Higashikata save the JoJoverse...Josuke, you are part of a bigger Universe..."
"Okay, Nick Fury... calm down..." said Miguel. "What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?"
Everyone silently stared at Miguel.
"Boo!" booed Ghost Jedan.
"I take it back. This cut sucks! I WANTED A GODDAMNED PERM!!!" shouted Miguel.
"Aw..."
"That has always been your fate," said Kars. "It had always been you..."
Anne walks in with another batch of cookies. "Hey, guys! What'd I miss?Oh my God!It's Keeping Up with the Kardashians!*GASP!!!*Kim is wearing a bikini in this episode!"
"DAMN IT, ANNE! MY EYES ARE OVER HERE!!!" shouted Miguel.
Meanwhile...
"Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor..." whispered Kira, who stood in front of The Ark of the Covenant.
สถานะพลังงานรายสัปดาห์
-- การจัดอันดับด้วยพลัง 
-- หินพลัง