บท 59: 59. End of the World ~Part III~
Kira lays before Prometheus with a mangled body, bleeding on the ground and trembling.
"What..." she whispered. "What happened? Where... am I?"
"Hello, lady!" shouted Prometheus. "You! Yes! I mean you have been chosen by the Ark of the Covenant!"
Prometheus snaps her back to normal.
"Okay..." she sighed, slowly sitting up. "Oh, my, God! I feel like I've rested for a full nine hours!"
"Yoshiko Kira... You are chosen to gain Heaven! But! In exchange for anything!" he smiled.
"But... can you put the bill on my tab?" asked Yoshiko.
Prometheus gave a soft smirk. "Sure!" he shouted. "You're gonna get what's coming to you, killer..." he whispered.
"What was that?" asked Yoshiko.
"What is your Stand Ability that you desire the most... AND REMEMBER!!! No takebacks!"
"So, what? You're some kind of Wishing Angel or something?" asked Yoshiko. "Let's say I gain the Stand I want and give it back to you!"
"Wh-What? In exchange for what?" asked Prometheus.
"A peaceful life. Whether it be long or short... I just want to have a peaceful life..." said Yoshiko.
"Are you sure that that's specific enough?" asked Prometheus.
"Oh please... I've been through enough to know that that's specific enough," said Yoshiko. "Comes with my Heaven's Wish, anyway."
"What do you want?" asked Prometheus, leaning forward from his chair.
"Give me a Universal Destruction Bomb," said Yoshiko. "But since that's a gift, I'll use it to buy a peaceful life."
Prometheus smiled underneath his mask.
"Very well," said Prometheus.
*SNAP*
Meanwhile...
Salvi wakes up in the middle of hell.
"Hey..." said a voice behind him. "Hi, I'm Cell."
He's a white-faced humanoid insectoid green man with black wings. He'll be quite familiar. He comes from a different book series.
"Hey..." said Salvi.
"Welcome to HFIL..." said Cell.
"What?"
"The Home for Infinite Losers."
Meanwhile meanwhile...
In a forest underneath a now dead volcano, a portal opens up randomly.
"AAH!!!" shouted three people who came out.
Miguel, Anne, and Kariel.
"Where are we?" asked Miguel, standing up and looking around.
"We have to go back to Cebu and find Yoshiko again... Now she's the only problem we have left," said Anne.
"So... you kissed Jessica," said Anne. "When we find a house on this Earth with a bedroom and a couch, you'll be sleeping on the couch."
"The woman was dying," he sighed.
"Yeah... you're right..." she sighed. "S-Sorry... for snapping..."
"That was anger?" asked Miguel. "Hay Naku... first... we have to figure out where we are..."
The Crusaders look around and it's just a quiet forest with crickets chirping in the background and owls hooting.
"This place... feels weird..." said Miguel.
"What do you mean?" asked Anne.
"Like... our atoms feel like they're all jagged up in here," said Miguel. "We'll be fine... We're Stand-Users... But still... I don't think..."
"This isn't your reality..." said a voice.
*step step step*
Damaso stood behind them.
"Who are you supposed to be?" asked Miguel.
"I am Kars," said Damaso. "Pleasure to meet you."
"What?!" asked Kariel.
The Crusaders immediately summon their Stands.
"Hey... It's okay..." said Kars. "It's okay... Jesus... I'm not here to attack you... I'm here to help..."
"How can we trust you?" asked Miguel.
"Because I'm the only one who can get you out of this dimension," said Damaso.
"This... 'dimension'?" asked Anne.
"Oh my God..." said Miguel. "We're in an alternate universe, aren't we?"
"A what!?" asked Anne.
"Yep," said Damaso. "We are. Your universe has been destroyed... and you need my help to bring everything... back.Where's... Arthur?"
"He didn't... He didn't make it..." said Miguel.
"We'd still have to work together..." said Anne. "To bring everyone back."
"Well... This is bullshit..." said Miguel. "At least... he was a master of random bullshit..."
Five years... later...
"Doo doo doo doo doo! Singing a soundless song that is written in words in a book made for terrible fanfiction! Doo doo doo doo doo! Whoa!" A young high school boy wearing a black hoodie tripped on the ground. "OW!" he shouted. "Flip!" he shouted. He touches his leg. "UGH!!! FLIPPIN' FLIP!!! FLIPPIN' WHO HA!!! FLIPPIN' DRIPPIN' PLOPPIN' FLIP!!! HOLY FLIPPIN' FLIPPITY FLIP!!!"
"Bahahahahaha!" laughed Spongebob, who is on Finn's shoulder. "There's a worm on the ground! Back home, a worm is big enough to eat me!"
Along with Spongebob are Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Patrick Star, Gumball Watterson, and Darwin Watterson. Yes... Cartoon characters.
"Holy flip, guys! It's the warehouse the mysterious caller told us to enter!" he shouted.
"Yes..." said Patrick, who is also on Finn's shoulder. "But this is obviously a trap! We should go now!"
"Patrick, you were the one who told us to go here," said Darwin.
"Aw, yeah! We're gonna kick some mysterious guys' butts!" shouted Finn, punching his palm.
"Yeah..." shouted Jake, drinking a cup of mayonnaise. His hand is in the shape of a cup. "We're gonna beat the living *bleep* out of that guy."
"Maybe he's just a good guy!" shouted Darwin.
"Nah... obviously probably not," said Gumball. "Probably a rapist."
"Your cynicism is quite Jewish," said the boy.
"Never say that again because you don't know what that means," said Gumball.
*step step step*
"Hay Naku..." said Miguel JoJo, now wearing a black shirt, white baseball hat with a black star on its front, a white trench coat, a white pair of pants, and white high heel shoes. "So... this is the seven Jessica told me ab-..."
"OH MY GOD... IT'S A RAPIST!!!" shouted Darwin. "KICK HIS ASS!!!"
Patrick kicks Miguel in the balls who is caught off-guard as the six cartoon characters beat the shit outta him.
The boy watches all of this nonsense.
"Whoa..." said the boy. "Flippin' flip!"
End of Part III...
Author's Note: It only gets crazier and bizarre-er from here. Introduction of the Multiverse. First Multiverse: Cartoon Character-verse.
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