บท 501: 500. Chapter 500
18 years ago...
"NOHOHOHO!!! OH, GOD!!!" sobbed the child in a car. He cries, hearing snarling outside it. He hears blood gushing out and bones cracking.
Blood splatters all over the window.
*TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK!!!*
What sounds like a dog's whimpers could be heard along with a whimpering sheep.
The boy kept crying, hiding in the car in a fetal position.
The noise stops, and what clearly is an Aswang goes on and snarls at the child and flies away.
But, for a short second, the child saw its eyes, black as the night, and his Wesen face of a Seelengut reflecting on that creature.
Today...
Gabrielle and Narcos laugh as they enter their home.
"That was a really great night...! I loved the vegan dinner you made for me!" smiled Gabrielle.
"Yeah...! Well...! I knew how much you liked my cooking... Oh! By the way!" smiled Narcos. "I need you to check something. About my buttons! Can you check if my sewing is strong enough...?"
Gabrielle smiles feeling a bit awkward. "Alright...? Haha! Here!"
Gabrielle tries to pull the last one. "Oh! Should I start with the first one...? I always start with the last-!"
"No, no! Start with the last!" smiled Narcos.
There are five buttons.
She pulls the last, then the fourth, then the third, then the second... and the first...
*cling! cling, cling, cling, cling!*
"Some coin dropped-..." said Gabrielle, kneeling down to pick it up. "Sorry about your-..." She goes silent, picking the object up.
Now, Narcos is also kneeling before her.
She lifts it to Narcos' level.
It's a ring with a rather large 2-centimeter-diameter diamond.
"Will... you marry me...?" asked Narcos.
The pair are both kneeling before each other.
Gabrielle is red as hell.
Gabrielle's eyes stare blankly at Narcos at first, but it begins twinkling. She Erstewoges. Narcos also woges. But her black eyes twinkle and went teary. Narcos' eyes have been twinkling the entire time. She ticks her wings very, very slowly.
*tick... tick... tick...*
Her wings tick along with her own heartbeat.
Narcos turns red, losing composure. "Too much..? I-I-I-Is this too much...?" asked Narcos. "I'm sorry... I went overboard... If you don't think we're ready yet-..."
"Yes...!" smiled Gabrielle, smiling. "Yes...? Yes!"
Narcos is about to cry, but Gabrielle kisses his eyes as he closed them. The pair giggles and proceeds to spin around with love.
"Oh... God... we need uh...! We need to prepare the thing! Th-The wedding! We need to get some stuff together! We need to prepare the guest list! The music! How big it is! THE LOCATION!?!?" Gabrielle panted.
"Or...! We can just be happy that we have a way to be together..." smiled Narcos.
"Yeah..." smiled Gabrielle. "Together... Guess, uh... We need to ask around for some advice."
Victoria is seen crying at the door. "You guys...!"
F.F. had been applauding them the entire time. "Wow... Just... Wow!"
Yurielle is blowing her nose. "I wish I could see this..."
Jill is crying, too.
"I think this is just overdone and is a cliche," thought Jack.
"Shut up. I hate you!" yelled Jill.
Everyone turns to Jill.
"Talkin' to Jack..."
Mercuria is fanning her tears. "Oh my God, you guys... Why the hell am I fanning my tears like this...?" She runs and proceeds to hug the pair.
Shizuka and Irene are shown to be crying as well at the door.
Everyone hugs the pair.
"How long have you guys been watching us...?" asked Gabrielle.
"The whole time..." said Shizuka.
"F.F. was a-a-asking for take-out..." said Irene.
F.F. lays out her hand and Gabrielle rolls her eyes, smiles, and places the take-out food in a box in her hand. "Arigatou, Gabrielle-chan...!"
"Great! You guys are getting married!?" smiled Mabel.
"Yeah..." said Gabrielle. "We were hoping that we'd talk to you about your wedding..."
"Pfft! WHAT!? Why me!? My wedding was-!" The screen zooms in to her terrified eyes. "-concerning..."
"Okay... Then..." said Narcos. "Whose wedding can you tell us about...?"
Mabel thinks for a second. She smiles. "Here's a good story about the two very best friends I know! These two went through hardships NEVER BEFORE SEEN COMING!!! This is the story... Of Dipcifica...
18 years ago... in the summer of 2013 (of our universe)... around a year after we defeated Bill... we had a pretty tough time the school year before that! We were finally introduced to the intricacies of High School! We were 13 and we just finished our first year there! We were pretty happy about what we went through!"
"What we went through practically killed me!" yelled Dipper, as he and Mabel drop face-first from the bus. Their pig, Waddles, waddles next to them and starts chewing on Dipper's hat. Dipper pushes Waddles away.
Dipper and Mabel look up to see the forests of Gravity Falls.
Dipper is still wearing Wendy's hat but is now wearing a trench coat and Mabel wears a sweater with a shooting star on it.
"Is Grunkle Stan gonna pick us up...?" asked Dipper.
Mabel smiles and shoots her grappling hook into a coyote's face.
"AH!!!" yelled the pair, who run away from the coyote.
"Later..."
Mabel tries hard to point the grappling hook at the coyote, which slowly prepares to maul Dipper.
"MABEL!!!" yelled Dipper.
*PEW!!!*
Dipper is struck in the head by the grappling hook and goes unconscious.
"Oops! 13TH TIME'S A CHARM!!!" smiled Mabel.
*PEW!!!*
A blaster is shot at the coyote and the coyote, out of fear, runs away.
They turn to the shooter and see...
"GRUNKLE FORD!!!" smiled the pair, standing up and hugging their Grunkle.
"Even later!!!"
"Wait... so... Grunkle Stan's in the Arctic and... nothing's gonna happen for this week...?" asked Mabel.
"No fun adventures...? No strange battles!?"
"Well! Ever since we've met yet another alternate universe variant of our family, we've decided to split up! This time, I'll be here in the sleepy town of Gravity Falls! No siree! Nothing special that's gonna happen!"
The twins bow their heads in sadness.
"Yep... Nothing that's gonna-!!!"
Suddenly, as they reach the city, the entire town pops out and yells, "SURPRISE!!!"
Dipper and Mabel have nothing to show but the biggest smiles painted on their faces.
"Guys!?" smiled Mabel, as Grenda and Candy run to her and hug her.
Dipper is hugged by his Grunkle Stan and Soos. "Haha! Hey, guys...!"
Grunkle Stan sobs hysterically, hugging Dipper. "Ugh! Geez! Never thought I'd be crying the next time I see you two again!"
Dipper wipes some of the snot off of his trench coat. "Same here, Grunkle Stan..." he said, smiling with teary eyes.
"Oh, Dipper!" sobbed Soos. "You never know how many people I scammed over the past year! (It's over 9,000...)"
"Soos, I never expressed how proud I am of you, enough," said Stanley, as Soos gasps and smiles. "So, I won't."
Soos frowns.
"The first day of that summer, Dipper and I enjoyed a really huge party hosted by McGucket. It was really big and there were fireworks and ponies all about! Even the Manataurs, Liliputtians, and the Gnomes joined in! It was FIRE!!! But somethin' else was fire that night...Then... Dipper met someone... again!"
Someone pats Dipper's right shoulder from behind.
"Uh... Hi!" smiled Pacifica.
"Pacifica, you see, was the girl Dipper and I had troubles with because she used to bully us because she was way richer than us and she'd flaunt her power over us... really made both of us mad... And after losing all their money, her parents both became janitors and Pacifica became a waitress at Greasy's Diner, which Dipper and I, especially Dipper, frequented that summer..."
"Oh. Hey!" smiled Dipper. "Pacifica! It's been so long! Uh..."
Dipper and Pacifica proceed to shake hands.
Pacifica laughs and Dipper facepalms.
"Well, that was awkward..." said Dipper.
"No! It's cool!" smiled Pacifica.
Dipper looks at her from head to toe and sees that she's not wearing fashionable clothes and is in fact wearing a waitress' uniform. "Uh... What are you wearing...?"
"Oh! This...? This is just my new uniform... Haha! I work at Greasy's Diner, now! They're serving the food here, so I got a job there!"
Pacifica looks left and right. "Wanna get outta here...?" asked Pacifica.
"Pfft! What...?" asked Dipper.
Pacifica grabs his hand.
"Why are you-...?" asked Dipper, turning red. "WHOA!!!"
The pair run off into the woods.
"Uh..." said Soos. "Mr. Pines? Should we be worried about that...?"
"No, Soos. I was this close to goading Dipper to do that in the first place." Stanley pinches his finger.
Soos sees that Stanley is pinching his finger. "You're pinching your finger."
"I'm pinching my finger," said Stanley.
On a grassy cliff, Pacifica sits down.
"Haha! You grabbed my hand! Pfft! What?" asked Dipper, laughing. "Are you gonna pay me to pretend that that never happened...?"
"No," smiled Pacifica.
That word turned Dipper red.
"Sit here!" smiled Pacifica, patting the grass next to her.
Dipper just stares at her with confusion as he sits down next to her.
"Pfft! What's with that stupid face!?" laughed Pacifica.
"I didn't think you'd like to sit on... well... wet grass..." said Dipper.
"I've been through a lot while you were gone," smiled Pacifica.
"Why'd you bring me here...?" asked Dipper.
"This!" smiled Pacifica, taking out a purple gem.
"Isn't that from Journal 1...?" smiled Dipper.
"Thought you'd be interested," giggled Pacifica, who proceeds to lift objects up with her mind.
Dipper is simply looking around in awe.
"You think that's cool, huh?" smiled Pacifica.
"Uh... YEAH!!? I thought that the journals were burnt!" smiled Dipper.
"Actually, Your Grunkles made 1 more after you left! They started searching for global anomalies and began researching about the weirdest things!"
The pair's laughs echo in the night.
"That night..."
"PACIFICA!?!?" asked Mabel. "YOU WENT OUT WITH HER!?!?"
Dipper smiles while lying down. "Yeah!"
"I mean! Sure, she's changed! But... Pacifica!? She would replace you with another friend in a heartbeat! That Pacifica!?"
"Mabel... Can't you see that she's completely changed!?"
"Are you suggesting... you like her...?" frowned Mabel.
"No... Just... thinking..." said Dipper.
"That summer, those two were oddly close to each other... By the end of that summer, we ended up defeating an evil Lizard Dictator from an alternate world...But there came the next summer! And guess who went home from college?"
"Haha!" smiled Pacifica. She prepares to shoot a rubberband and successfully thwips Soos' face. Soos is asleep, by the way. "Yes!"
Dipper flicks the next rubberband and it lands right into Soos' mouth.
Soos chokes, waking up, as he begins running around.
"Uh... SOOS!?!?" asked Pacifica. "Soos, Soos?"
"Soos! Calm down, dude!" yelled Dipper.
"Soos!" yelled Pacifica.
"Later... Dipper and Pacifica went home after that whole ordeal..."
"Nice Heimlich, Dippie!" smiled Pacifica.
"Yeah...? Well...!" smiled Dipper. "Sometimes, heroes are... just nearby..."
Pacifica tries to hold her laughter but bursts out laughing.
"Pfft...! What...!?" laughed Dipper.
"You sound like such a dork when you try to impress people!" laughed Pacifica. "You're already cool, Dippie! If you're just... yourself...!"
Mabel runs to them. "Dipper! There's a goblin in the woods! Ford's asking us to kill it!" Mabel frowns, seeing Pacifica. "Pacifica..."
"Hey, Mabel!" smiled Pacifica.
"After we killed the goblin... we decided to take a break by eating sandwiches at the park..."
Dipper sat down on the bench while eating a sandwich. He places a dead goblin's head on the bench. He bites into it. THE SANDWICH... I mean...
Mabel sits next to him. "Ugh! Thank goodness!" She places the new advanced Grappling Hook on the bench. She takes out and bites into a sandwich. "MM!!!"
Someone pats Dipper's left shoulder.
Dipper's eyes widen and he turns to his left. "Wendy...?"
"Hey, Dude!" Wendy smiled.
Mabel grins and elbows Dipper's shoulder.
Dipper stands up, and it is revealed that he is actually taller than her, now.
"Oh...! You've... gotten taller..." smiled Wendy.
"Yeah, I guess... Where were you last summer...?"
"In college. Kinda lame, dude! Heard you guys killed a Lizard Dude!"
"We're not sure if he's dead!" smiled Mabel.
"Oof! You didn't get to kill it?" laughed Wendy.
"Yeah, well..." Dipper laughed softly. "We didn't have you there..."
Wendy turns slightly red and laughs.
"OH, RIGHT!!!" Dipper takes off the hat and places it on Wendy's head, which makes her turn redder. "I figured that it fits you more..."
Wendy's eyes widen. "Uh... Oh...! Right! Your hat!" Wendy takes it out of her bag and places it on his head.
Dipper chuckles softly and turns softly red.
"Wanna go out...?" smiled Wendy.
Dipper stares at Wendy, absolutely shocked. "Wuuuut...?"
Later...
*SPLAT!!!*
"AH!!!" sobbed Robbie, running around. "WHO KEEPS THROWING THOSE AT ME!!!"
Dipper and Wendy are revealed to be invisible and are throwing water balloons at Robbie.
Robbie sees that the water balloons just randomly teleport out of nowhere.
"OH, GOD!!! THE WATER BALLOONS ARE APPEARING FROM THE AETHERIAL PLANES OF THE VAST UNKNOWN!!!" sobbed Robbie. "GOD IS REAL!!! GOD IS REAL!!!"
Dipper and Wendy snicker.
"So! How are you!?" smiled Wendy.
"Great! I've been documenting a lot of stuff about Gravity Falls! Also, I recently learned about the Multiverse and Supernaturals as I call them! Sentient Anomalies that roam our world in secret!" smiled Dipper. "I also learned that-..."
Wendy smiles and simply listens to everything that Dipper is saying.
"Later... after that talk..."
Dipper enters the Shack and passes by a pissed Pacifica with crossed arms.
"So... Heard you talked to Wendy recently..." said Pacifica, annoyed.
"Uh... Yeah!" smiled Dipper. "You okay...?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" said Pacifica, as she looks away.
Dipper does a Ren and Stimpy lip-pucker.
"I think I like you," said Pacifica.
Dipper chuckles. "What...!? Why...?"
"Do you not... want me to like you...?"
Dipper's pupils contract. "You're serious..."
"Yeah, dork," said Pacifica. "I think I'm in love with you..."
"Quick... Dipper... Uh... React properly! React properly! React properly!"
"Dipper didn't react properly... He... turned her down by saying-..."
"No thanks..." said Dipper.
Pacifica's pupils contract. "'No thanks!? NO THANKS!?!?' EXCUSE YOU!?!?"
"I kinda knew you were gonna be like that..."
"Really... Why...!?"
"Pfft! Because y'know... knowing that you're-..."
"That I'm what...?"
Dipper gulps. "Pacifica, I didn't mean-..."
"Don't bother to even try talking to me again...!" yelled Pacifica, walking out of the Shack and slamming the door behind her.
"Sheesh, kid," said Stanley.
"Sounds like what I did with Sarah," said Ford.
"Yeah... But unlike Dipper, you weren't really justified."
"Y'know... really sucks for her because you were her only friend. Now, she's all alone again... Haha!" laughed Soos.
"So..." asked Gabrielle. "Who's it gonna be!? Pacifica or Wendy!?"
"Well... You already know the answer, Gabe... BUT HOW'D THAT HAPPEN!?!?" asked Narcos.
"Well, after that summer, Dipper and I defeated an evil Demon King from Heck... The next summer, 2015, when Dipper and I were about to turn 16, Dipper met an unlikely rival at our Welcome-Back Party..."
"So...! This is your boyfriend...!" smiled Dipper.
He stood in front of a peculiar young man with black hair and a Scissor Fade Haircut stood in front of Dipper.
"Uh... Yeah! He's from a rich family that was once friends with the Northwests. They're the Histers!" smiled Pacifica.
The man, who is taller than Dipper and more muscular, flips his very, very short spiky hair. "Hi... I'm Dolphus Hister..." he smiled, speaking in a hunky manner.
"Hey! I'm... Dipper!" smiled Dipper.
"Later... Dipper spent all night being alone... Like usual... Wendy went to check up on him..."
"You okay...?" asked Wendy.
Dipper sighs. "I really feel like I messed things up..."
Wendy sighs. "Well... I'm really sorry about you and Pacifica... You need uh shoulder to cry on, dude...?"
Dipper hugs Wendy.
"Heh..." Wendy kisses Dipper.
The pair kept on kissing...
Back to reality...
"WHOA!!! HOLY SHIT!!!" yelled Gabrielle.
"Ew...! Why was Dipper so... Ugh...?" asked Narcos. "Isn't she 18 and he was 15!?"
"They... secretly had a relationship for around 3 years..." smiled Mabel. "And... they broke up before the summer of 2018, but they promised each other to still be together the following year...That's when I met..."
Pacifica meets Mabel, who brings home a skull of a demon that she wears on her head.
"Oh... Pacifica..." said Mabel.
"Have you seen Dipper...?" asked Pacifica.
"Why? You wanna flaunt your boyfriend at him again...?"
"I can see that you're not happy with what I... uh... did!"
"What you did was break my brother's heart like you always do!"
"No... What I did was obey my parents so that they'd get their grubby little hands on moolah again which I've recently denied them of. Where is Dipper!?"
Mabel facepalms. "Look... Pacifica... Dipper isn't just gonna crawl back to you..."
*CRACK!!! CRACK!!! CRACK!!!*
"Ugh!"
"Dipper is a good guy... He'd never-!"
The door slams open to show Dipper, bruised and broken.
Pacifica's eyes widen. "Dippie...? Who did-...?"
"I uh... Dolphus and his friends weren't happy with what you did... And while I was at a restaurant, they... Uh... splashed hot boiling water over my face... and... I showed them what for... And... His friends started to... beat me... really bad... I... need to be alone..."
"In his room... Dipper was crying like a baby like his usual old self! But...! Pacifica did something that I would actually never have done..."
Dipper begins to cry hysterically.
"You okay...?" smiled Pacifica.
"Why'd she let you up here...? God... I'm such a mess..."
"Yeah...? So am I... Ever since we lost all our money... no one wanted to hang out with me anymore... no one except you..."
"Me? A pathetic dork who everyone just steps over...?"
"You don't have to believe that, Dipper... You really don't! You can be someone... Anyone... Something like you would always be!"
"A loser...?"
Pacifica shakes her head and smiles. "A legend."
Dipper kisses Pacifica on the lips.
"Whoa..." said Pacifica.
Pacifica kisses Dipper back...
Back to reality...
"AND THAT'S HOW Sunny and Windy were born!" smiled Mabel.
"Wow...!" smiled Gabrielle. "That was underwhelming... Who was..."
"Was that a story to tell us that this was a mistake... or...?" asked Narcos.
"Just saying to ask yourself that question. Are you doing this because you love Gabrielle or because she's pregnant...?" smiled Mabel. "Because I got pregnant later that year, and it wasn't pretty with our parents!" smiled Mabel.
"Uh... I..." said Gabrielle. "We..."
"That's... a good point... actually..." said Narcos.
"Mhm! Just a thing to think about before going through this," smiled Mabel. "Because Dipper, as you could see, was still torn between those two. And his decision of sleeping with Pacifica kinda automatically changed Dipper's love life forever... He actually wanted to be with Wendy, but... Pacifica was the one he ended up with. And he loves her despite all this icky awkwardness between them and Wendy."
"Who was that one kid... Doofus...?" asked Gabrielle.
"Oh, Dolphus! Wanna hear that story...?"
"Yeah, yeah!" smiled Gabrielle.
"Totally!" smiled Narcos.
Hahahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What...?
You guys still think that I'm telling a love story...
"Based on Grunkle Ford's security cameras... After being humiliated by someone like Dipper, who punched him in the face, Dolphus went home and apparently had a tantrum... Turns out that he was living with his Grunkle, too!But his Grunkle hated him and always called him a loser!"
"Shut up, loser!" yelled Dolphus' Grunkle.
Dolphus, who is a toddler, begins to sob.
"But as he got older, Dolphus was the one who did the hurting... He got stronger than him. And he would hurt him.Apparently, when he was 11, his parents were killed in a car crash and he had to watch them get eaten by some animal with ticking wings... They were really rich, and they were friends of the Northwests! And they promised the family that if they ever need help, the Histers would offer it to them."
"Uh... huh..." said Gabrielle, feeling suspicious.
"So...! Dolphus' Grunkle tried to set him up with a buncha rich gals because they were nearly bankrupt! Their choice was Pacifica, but... they didn't exactly have a good relationship...Bottles were thrown a lot... They'd always fight... And she said that every time he was gone, she would hear an animal like a wolf or bear that's touching itself in the walls."
"How does she know that it's touching-...?"
"So... that night right after she dumped him... They heard sounds... strange sounds coming from their mansion... Then... silence..."
I'll take it from here!
*CRASH!!!*
The door slams open and Dolphus walks in. Several beer cans topple over.
His Grunkle, who is very elderly and weak, tries to stack them back onto each other.
Dolphus kicks him in the face as the cans topple over. "Do something useful and make my dinner!" he growled, as the old man woges into a Seelengut (a Sheep Wesen).
"Yes, my nephew..." He stands up slowly and limps away into the kitchen.
Dolphus snarls and Erstewoges into a Seelengut. "Ba~a~a~a~a~a! I won't let that ba~a~astard GET AWAY WITH IT!!!" he boomed. His voice sounds deeper than usual.
Strangely enough, he has fangs instead of sheep teeth.
He, instead of baaing, growls. He sighs and enters the room. "Well... That date didn't go well... Let's just say that I have no one else to go to... Let's start business... shall we...? Over two years ago... An enemy of mine had killed Bonaparte. I wanna know... where... this guy... is... And I need your help..."
(Mysterious Mr. Myst, Song by Richard Marvin)
(theme begins...)
Before this strange man, Dolphus Hister, are several Wesen of different nations, where he stood in front of them, showing them a PowerPoint presentation with the words, "Why I Should Join You" with a target showcasing a very young Gabrielle JoJo, Diana Schade-Renard, and Kelly S. Burkhardt with their faces encircled. Behind them... is this symbol.
At the center of the Wesen is a very seductively beautiful woman, sitting down.
She has black hair, has red angel wings, is beautiful, and is wearing a business suit, high heels, a tie, a skirt, and stockings. She rests her legs on the table and sneers. This woman... is Aurora Morningstar. "Well... aren't you a peculiar one..." she said in a British accent, staring at Gabrielle's picture...
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