บท 490: 489. Wesenrein ~Gabrielle and Narcos 2: Second Date...
"GUYS!?" asked Mercuria, walking out of the kitchen. "GABRIELLE AND NARCOS HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!"
Victoria stands up. "What!?"
"By who...!?" asked F.F.
"Check this out," said Mercuria.
The trio walks outside to see something buried in the backyard that Mercuria dug up.
"A wolfsangel!?" asked F.F. "I... don't get it."
"That's the symbol of Secundum Naturae Ordinem Wesen," said Victoria. "Basically the Wesen world's KKK. The... bad one that hates other races. Not the rebel Filipino group that saved the Philippines... one..."
Note: There are two KKKs in real life. One is the one in the United States... Ku Klux Klan. It's a white supremacist right-wing terrorist group. The second is the one in the Philippines, the original. It stands for Kataastaasang Kagalanggalangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan (Supreme and Honorable Society of the Children of the Nation) who are a bunch of Filipinos that rebelled against the Spanish. Yeaaah... Racists ripped us off... YOU RACISTS!!! We should've... copyrighted it...
Nah, actually, the one in the United States came first.
DAMMIT!!!
Yeah... You guys should be careful with your naming conventions...
"Alright... Should we help them...?" asked F.F.
The three women look at each other.
"PFFFT!!!" laughed Mercuria. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Victoria.
"BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed F.F. "Why are we laughing!?!?"
"Because they're all gonna die, F.F.," said Victoria, as the camera zooms in to her face, creepily.
"Cool!" smiled F.F., sweetly smiling and blushing.
"WAKE UP, IMPURO!!!"
A mysterious tall man wearing a Gleichheit mask punches Gabrielle in the face.
She wakes up and spits out blood.
"Ugh! Wesenrein!? Were you the one that hung that dead hamster on my porch...? Are Aswangs actually hamsters...!?" asked Gabrielle.
He punches her again as she spits out blood. "Quiet! Wesen don't lie with Steinmann! They didn't tell me what you are, but I don't care what you are!"
"Steinmanns... Säulemanns..." said Gabrielle. "What is it with you old-timey folks still existing?"
He punches her again. "After the new Son was introduced traditions became practically a joke... Called our people Pharisees. Well, no more..."
"Aw... Are you just sad because you were the Nice Guy...? Y'know what they say! 'Nice guys finish-...'"
He punches her again.
She coughs and blood splatters out.
"SILENCE, HYBRID!!!"
Gabrielle's face slowly wriggles, nearly woging. "I'm pregnant, y'know... Endanger my child... And I'll happily kill you."
"I was told that you were a dangerous hybrid... Whatever the hell you are..." said the man. "We have your baby... And we'll happily burn her, too."
Gabrielle softly chuckles. "Of course, you don't know anything about me... My existence is classified on most Earths... I'm guessing that I'm on Earth-Wesen. Nick's universe. There, the Wesenrein still exists after all these years."
"QUIET!!!" He punches her again.
Gabrielle growls. "Do that again."
He punches her again.
Gabrielle sneers. "Your first mistake was not putting a Stand-Destabilizer around my neck..."
Gabrielle's ropes are torn up as the man backs away.
"Stehenbenutzer..." he said, woging into a Schackal. He is horrified, seeing her eyes turn deep black. "What the hell!? I thought you were a Hybrid!"
"I'm a Schwarz-Augen... And that's not all..." sneered Gabrielle, tilting her head to the right while staring blankly at him with dead eyes. "I'm not just any Cryptid..."
He backs away. "Stay back! Stay the hell away!"
"Y'know... Wesen like me are known to eat their grandbabies... Too bad I'm one of the good mothers..." She twitches her head and tilts it around as her skin wriggles and she woges into an Aswang. She hisses and flicks her prehensile tongue up and down. Her wings tick.
*TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK, TIK!!!*
"Oh... Oh, God... You're an Aswang..." he said, backing away. "STAY AWAY!!!" he barked. "WHAT ARE YOU!!? WHO ARE YOU!?!? PLEASE... PLEASE, I HAVE A FAMILY!!!"
"Do you have a wife...?"
"No..."
"Too bad..." Gabrielle charges...
He growls and charges back...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! OOOOOH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH!!! *GARGLE... CHOKE...*"
A lot of blood spilled over the ground.
"What was that...?" asked one man.
"Let's go check it out," said the other.
Both woge into Blutbaden. They bark and charge into the room.
"Oh, God..." said one Blutbad, seeing Gabrielle. She looks up. They see her eyes and stare in horror.
"Aswang Schwarz-Augen..." he said. "You've gotta be shittin' me... WHO ASSIGNED HER TO US!?!?"
"I don't know... We were tipped by some Wesen in Burnham..." said the other. "KILL HER!!!"
"ORA!!!"
*SPLAT!!!*
A hole is bored into each of their chests. They flop to the ground, dead.
Meanwhile...
"Sir..." said one woman. "We seem to have captured a powerful Aswang Schwarz-Augen," she said, pointing to the cameras.
"What!? I was told that she was a Blutbad living with a Steinmann in the woods of Earth-Grimm!" yelled the leader.
Note: Steinmann=Rock Human.
"We were told that!" yelled the woman. "But it turns out she's some sort of classified agent with connections to the Hellsing Organization. And her whole off-world profile is fake! She seems to have been hidden very well by... get this... The Batman."
The man facepalms. "WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW!?!?"
"Because we couldn't find any files about her until now! Hellsing actually sent some of her files to us on purpose... It's as if Hellsing is making fun of us for capturing her... It says, 'Good luck, suckers.'"
"Who the hell tipped us!?"
Earlier...
Rick sends the e-mail to a website on the dark web. "Hahaha! Good luck, suckers..." He types the words in and sends the files. "*sigh...* Tipping bad guys to ironically kill them is fun..."
"Rick... This is weirdly cruel of you..." said Morty.
"C'mon, Morty...! This is comedy gold! People would die just to watch this fight!" laughed Rick.
"Y-Yeah... B-But... Rick... Those people have families. Sure, they're racists, but-..."
"Morty... You're defending racists...!?"
"N-NO!!! I-It's just that... This i-is kinda messed up, Rick... Even for you..."
"Nah..." sneered Rick. "This is called fanservice, Morty. Get used to it. And, c'mere..." Rick lifts his arm up.
"What are you-...?"
"Just... C'mere..."
Morty hugs Rick and Rick creepily wraps his arm around Morty, shushing him.
"Shush... It's okay, Morty... It's okay...!"
"Huh... Rick... This is actually pretty nice..."
"Yeah... Now, give your Grandpa a little kissy..."
"What...? N-Not this again..."
"Even if it isn't lips! C'mon! Culture, Morty... This is culture... Be a Man of Culture, Morty..."
Morty kisses his forehead.
Rick sneers. "Yeah..."
Now...
"What about the Steinmann?" asked the leader.
"Annoying the soldiers in the other room..." said the woman.
Meanwhile...
"So... buttons... I told you about how they were invented 4000 years ago, right? By the Indus Valley civilization... But... did you know what they were made of...?" asked Narcos.
"WHAT!?" asked the man, woging into a Skalengeck.
Narcos smiles. "Seashells!"
The Skalengeck points at Narcos with a bandaged hand. "Look, Steinmann! We're gonna kill your kid in the Tribunal! Tonight! Eigenes Fleisch und Blut and Grimmig Freundschafterweisen!"
Narcos stares at the Skalengeck. "Gesundheit."
"Those are the two laws that you've broken!"
"Okay..." said Narcos, tearing the rope with his Stand and standing up. "You don't wanna go down that route."
The Skalengeck backs away.
Narcos creates an ice spike. "Because if you hurt me or my family... I'll kill you..."
The Skalengeck charges as Narcos' Coldplay goes on and tosses the ice spike into his face through his eyeball.
Narcos woges and enters his Stone-Golem-like form, charging and crashes out of the room.
"HEY!!!" yelled a man, turning into a Lausenschlange. "How'd you get out...!?" he hissed.
Narcos grunts and charges, tossing ice spikes at the Lausenschlange, who charges and dodges. He tries to bite Narcos, but Narcos freezes his head and breaks the ice by brutally punching it, shattering his entire head into bloody pieces. The body drops to the ground, dead.
Narcos's eyes open, revealing that it's practically glowing crystals. He looks at the pieces of frozen flesh. "Huh... Preserved! So, I can do that, apparently..."
A Blutbad charges at him and tackles him. Narcos crashes to the ground as several other Wesen appear from the end of the hall.
Several Blutbaden, Klaustreichs, and Skalengecks try to maul Narcos.
Gabrielle, in her Aswang form and with Stone Free floating behind her, treads the wall with her claws. "Hello..." she said in a creepy yet smooth Yandere voice.
The Klaustreich woges in fear. "OH, GOD!!!" He stands up and runs away.
Gabrielle simply walks around.
From the end of the hall...
A Klaustreich appears, and after hearing all the horrifying noises, musters up the courage to attack Gabrielle.
As he charges, Gabrielle strangled him with her tail.
"Hello, Tom..." she said, proceeding to snap the man's neck.
A couple of Skalenzahnes charge and attack Gabrielle, who activates Golden Spin and insta-kills both with Stone Free's punches. She deactivates it and sighs softly.
A Blutbad then pounces from behind and bites into her neck, tearing out her throat.
Gabrielle topples back a bit and trembles.
The Blutbad barks and sneers, only to be horrified upon seeing her throat regenerate slowly. "What the hell!?"
Gabrielle, still in her woged form, charges and the Blutbad tries to fight her off, only for Gabrielle to dodge the creature's attacks. He slashes his claws at her, but she is much quicker, matching the speed of a moving car. She then snaps the creature's neck rather swiftly. Gabrielle then begins to run around 30 mph, charging toward several other Wesen, who are instantly killed as she cuts all of them in half. How? She spread her sharp blade-like wings. She shrieks and snarls.
Two Yaguartes pounce at her from a room, and Gabrielle retracts Stone Free.
"Well?" smiled Gabrielle, flexing. "Are we just gonna stare at each other, or are we gonna fight?"
They pounce at her, only for her to spin and decapitate their heads with her wings.
A third Yaguarte hops and tries to bite into her neck, but Gabrielle bites into her neck and tears out her throat.
Finally, a Mauvais Dentes appears and punches her over and over again, overpowering her. He bites into her skin and tears it out. He claws at her and breaks her arm, as she limps backward and trips. The Mauvais Dentes begin to chew her throat out, and finally, Gabrielle is forced to activate Stone Free... and stop flexing. Gabrielle wraps a string around the creature's neck and pulls the string, decapitating the creature.
Its head rolls down and ends up facing Gabrielle, whose throat regenerates. Its head woges back to a human form, whose eyes blankly stare at hers. She stares at it, slowly panting.
Gabrielle pants out of relief. "Jesus Christ..."
She slowly stands up to see a Manticore. She slowly backs away. "O-Oh... sh-shit..."
The Manticore has a large scorpion tail that it waves around.
Gabrielle stands up and takes out Stone Free.
She tries activating Golden Spin, but her body gets fried by failed sparks of energy. "Huh... Shit... Looks like I'm out... I need to eat..." She ticks her wings as she retracts her Stand. She bows her head, staring at her.
Later...
Narcos stands up with several bodies of Wesen on the ground, all having been frozen and butchered.
A woman's head then rolls over toward Narcos.
Gabrielle burps. "Have you seen Mikaela...?"
"Probably in that room..." said Narcos.
"Oh... SHIT!!!" yelled the leader.
"Sir, what do we do!?" asked the woman. He takes out his gun swiftly and shoots her in the face, killing her.
"William Riken," said Gabrielle. "Son of Charlie Riken... The current leader of the Wesenrein in the United States."
He woges into a Blutbad. "Stay back, Schwarz-Augen," he said, snarling. He points the gun to Mikaela, who is in the crib, crying.
"HEY!!!" yelled Gabrielle.
"Ah, ah, ah..." said William.
"Let. Her. Go."
"Gabrielle... you laid with a Steinmann... You laid with someone who isn't like you... What about your children...? Hm...? You want those freaks of nature in our world...? You're already a hybrid and I recently read of the things you did..."
"You disgust me... This old-world thinking is the thing stopping us from developing as one people... Where Wesen, Seers, Metas, Supernaturals, and even Humans... I'm so sick with having to deal with people like you..." said Gabrielle.
Narcos flexes forward and points to her in a badass way. "What she said..." he said in all seriousness and badassery.
William sneers. "I have a litter of brothers and sisters... and a litter of my children... All of which can kill you if anything happens to -..."
*SPLAT!!!*
Narcos' Coldplay decapitates William with an icicle blade as his head rolls over.
"OOOH RIGHT!!! He can't SEE STANDS!!! OF COURSE!!!"
"Oh! That's why he wasn't reacting!" smiled Narcos.
The pair stares blankly at the dead body.
"Haha! We are... both idiots..." said Gabrielle.
Later...
"Why the hell didn't you tell me about these guys!? YOU BURIED A WOLFSANGEL IN OUR HOME!?!?" asked Narcos.
"Yeah..." Gabrielle bows her head. "Sorry."
"It's okay..." said Narcos. "Just... tell me next time..."
The pair (AND MIKAELA, WHO I FORGOT TO MENTION PRE-EDIT) are alone in a jeep to the stop closest to their house.
"And no more bombshell secrets that will give me a heart attack... And no more bad decisions... OR SECRETS THAT WERE BASED ON PAST BAD DECISIONS!!! Okay...?"
"Y-Yeah..." said Gabrielle, who proceeds to grab her belly. "Yep-puh... I swear... Heheh... I... swear..." A tear flows from her eye.
Extra...
Rick is still hugging Morty.
Summer walks into the garage. "Uh... What the fuck...?"
Morty mouths the words, "(Help... me...!)"
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