บท 484: 483. Wax Fair Part II ~Waxon Consolidated and Fudd ...
Gabrielle sobs in the bathroom, silently.
"What's wrong...? Gabe...?" asked Narcos.
The toilet has vomit inside of it. Gabrielle's belly is slowly getting bigger,
"I-I'm fine...!" yelled Gabrielle.
She stares at a pregnancy test, and the Plus Symbol is activated.
Gabrielle grabs her mouth, closes her eyes, and sobs silently.
Dipper gives his two daughters two glasses of Mabel Juice.
"What's wrong?" Pacifica sees that Dipper is frowning.
"Girl that rejected me in High School. Ugh..."
"Eh! They dodged a bullet TBH."
Dipper frowns.
"That bullet would be me. Because I'd kill for someone like you."
Dipper smiles.
"I can't believe that Mabel was actually on to something with this stuff..." said Pacifica, sipping the drink.
"It's like coffee and nightmares had a baby," said Sunny.
"I kinda like it," said Windy.
"What's in this stuff, anyway...?"
"Probably detergent..." said Windy, drinking it up.
"Wait, really...? Ew."
"Who knows...? Everything we eat now is artificial. It's 2031, Windy."
"Yeah! Not the Stone Ages like where Mom and Dad are from."
"Hey! We're not that old!" yelled Pacifica. "C'mere, you little Party Queens!"
Pacifica tickles her kids and hugs both of them.
Dipper is then approached by a couple of men in suits with sunglasses. "Uh... Hey... You guys are with Waxon Consolidated, right...?"
They twitch their heads and woge into a couple of Mellifer Drones.
"Mellifers...!?" asked Dipper. "Whoa, whoa... Easy..."
"They woged...?" asked Pacifica.
"Yeah..." said Dipper. "Just... stay away from them."
"You're the local Grimm around here, right...?" asked the one on the left.
"Uh... yeah...?"
Dipper observes that the Mellifers have wings, twitching. They also have mandibles that stretch. They gain a humanoid bee face with antennas on the head and mandibles wriggling on the chin. They gain yellow fur, giant black eyes, pronounced jaws, black insectoid limbs, a furry collar, and a stinger on their backs.
Dipper puts his arms around Pacifica and the twins. "What do you want...?"
"We want your help... to... investigate one of the deaths of our Drones."
"Oh... Okay...?" asked Dipper.
"Uh... He's off-duty right now," said Pacifica.
"How was he killed...?"
"Dipper!"
"Mauled. Wesen."
"Obviously. I'll look into it."
"Dipper, let the others investigate it... You promised that we'll take a break from all this weirdness!" yelled Pacifica.
"Hm..." thought Dipper. "Hey, pumpkins! Wanna solve a mystery...?"
"*GASP!!!*" smiled the twins.
"Dipper! This is a Wesen case! What if they get attacked by a couple of Wesen!?"
"We did this all the time as kids! Relax!"
"Yeah! And we almost died every... single... time! They're our kids, Dippie! Not just yours!"
"Yeah! But I have this under control! Trust me! And the kids...? They'll be Grimms soon, too! Minerva said so!"
"They'll WHAT!?!?" asked Pacifica.
"Yeah... Girls get it earlier than boys... Didn't I-... Tell... you...?"
"Dipper!"
"I have this under control... trust me! None of them will get hurt! I promise!"
Pacifica sighs. "Okay... I trust you."
"Pfft! 'Dippie...'" laughed the one on the right. He bowed his head as his partner looked at him. "*Ahem!*"
Dipper smiles. "We'll do it, guys!"
"YAY!!!" smiled the twins.
Later... Dipper, Pacifica, and the Twins see the dead body, practically mauled with bite marks on their neck...
"So..." said Dipper, seeing the Mellifer Drones build Wax Figurines. "This is the guys who make Stan's wax figures..."
"Uh... Should we be covering... their eyes...?" asked Pacifica.
"Eh! Seen this in a movie once!" yelled Sunny. "Everybody knows they're just movie props..."
"We need a paper bag! Ugh! And we need paramedics! Save these poor people's lives! Oh. God..."
"Relax! It isn't real... See...?" Sunny pokes the body.
"Don't poke the body, honey," said Dipper.
Sunny and Windy hug each other. "WAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
Pacifica hugs the both of them, covering their eyes. "Alright, that's enough of that."
What's funny is that Sunny isn't very bright and Windy doesn't really go with the flow.
Yes!!! Y-... YES!!!
"Well, they're traumatized..." said Dipper.
"No! NO!!! We can do this, Dad!" yelled Windy.
"Yep! We're your kids, Dad! You, too, Mom! We can do this!" yelled Sunny.
Dipper observes the body. "Were there any witnesses...?"
"Nope," said the man.
Dipper takes out a gadget.
"What's that...?" asked Sunny.
"It's a device that was invented by some guy in Hadrian's Wall. No one could ever tell what kind of Wesen attacked based on the bite marks, so the guy invented a device that can detect pheromonal residue," said Dipper. "And... A guy killed him. But a woman was nearby."
"Who made the what now...?" asked Sunny.
"Some secret agent made a stink machine that detects Wesen's stink," said Windy.
"Who made it...?"
"A Grimm named Josh Porter..." said Dipper. "There!"
"Myriad and Mellifer," said the device.
"What...!?" asked Dipper. "Myriads!?"
"What... Why...? Aren't Myriads these guys...?" asked Pacifica.
"No... These guys are Bee Wesen. Mellifers. Myriads are Ant Wesens... That's weird... Is there a Myriad around here...?" asked Dipper.
"Ugh! Maybe it's one of those filthy Myriads who serve the food around this place!" yelled the Mellifer.
"The guys who sell here are in the same business!?" asked Pacifica.
"Yeah... But I never thought that they were Myriads..." said Dipper.
Sunny pokes the guy's face. "Can you woge...?"
"You wanna get stung...?"
"Please... I can pay you to sting yourself..." smiled Sunny.
He stings her.
"Ow!" yelled Sunny, grabbing her finger. "Okay! I'm sorry!"
"Yes..." said the Queen. "The Myriads, it could be... It could be the Queen..." said the Queen. "Hello. Miranda Waxon. You can call me Mira."
"Dipper Pines. Pacifica. Sunny and Windy." he smiled, shaking her hands and pointing to his family. "Who are we looking for...?" asked Dipper.
"Samantha Fudd," said Miranda. "The old geezeress had been... a rival of mine."
"Why would she kill one of your men if that's the case...?" asked Dipper.
"Probably to piss me off," said Miranda.
Windy squints her eyes. "Sounds like a setup..."
Dipper covers Windy's mouth.
All the Mellifers turn to Dipper and Erstewoge, hissing and buzzing.
Around 70 Meliffers stare at the Pines family.
"Haha!" laughed Dipper. "Ah... ha... She means that probably your Drone was set up by the Myriads... Haha!"
They continue to work on the figurines.
"Be very careful with your words, young one..." said Miranda. "We, Mellifers, are quite... sensitive, to these thoughts."
"Congratulations on the baby," smiled Pacifica.
"How'd you-...?" asked Miranda.
"Call it a mother's intuition," smiled Pacifica.
"Let's go, guys," said Dipper.
Later...
Dipper knocks on the door of a strange building in town.
"Hello...?" asked a man.
"Is this Fudd Foods' headquarters...?" asked Dipper.
"Yeah...? Why?"
"Uh... I'm the local Grimm around here..." said Dipper.
Out of surprise, the man woges into a Myriad. Unlike Mellifers, they have red fur instead and red bodies. They have no wings or stingers. He hisses. "Grimm. *HISS!!!*"
"You guys really don't like Grimms, do you?" asked Pacifica.
"You brought your kids here...?"
"Yeah! We thought that a little adventure wouldn't be so bad...! Haha!"
"You two are idiots. Now, we have leverage. Enter." The Myriad opens the door.
They enter the building and see several Myriads cooking gourmet dishes.
They all turn to Dipper, woging.
"Hello, there!" he smiled on the counter. "A family of Decapitares and a Kehrseite! What do you wish to do... around here...?" He woges and hisses.
"We're here to talk to your Queen..." said Dipper.
"No. We don't want you to... Why would we trust a filthy Decapitare...?"
Dipper prepares his Hamon.
"No need to get violent, Jeoffrey, dear." An old woman with a can walks toward them. "What do you want...? To cut off my head...? Just kidding! Myriads and Mellifers are friendly with you Grimms. My Drone just doesn't trust you because you're... rather new at this."
"No... We want you in for questioning...I see that your Drones are pretty young..." said Dipper.
"Oh ho ho! I like 'em young..." the Myriad laughed.
"We'd like to see the security cameras of this place to... see if your men haven't done anything suspicious for the last 20 hours."
"Oh, please... Yes..."
Dipper sees a beautiful woman working on a lobster. "Who's that...?"
"Really...?" asked Pacifica.
"No... You see, Drones are usually male... They act as lovers to the Queen."
"Ah! Yes!" laughed Samantha. "That's my daughter...!"
Dipper observes her, intently. "Hm..."
Later...
"Boy, police work is boring..." sighed Sunny.
"I like it!" smiled Windy, fast-forwarding the cameras.
"Nothing. All they've done is work. Literally, no one left the restaurant for hours," said Dipper.
Pacifica is asleep and drooling. She wakes up. "Wha...? Huh...?"
Dipper smiles and shakes his head. "Nothing... No one left the place. No one did anything at all except cook..."
"Maybe we're missing something..." said Sunny.
"That lady seemed weird..." said Dipper.
"The Princess, right...?" asked Windy.
"Yeah..." said Dipper. "The Princess. Hey... look here..."
The Princess stands up and leaves around 10 hours ago, at 2 AM.
"Whoa!" smiled Sunny and Windy.
Later...
Dipper and his family meet the Princess, and all the Myriads Wahrewoge, staring at Dipper and his family.
"I'd like to take you to the precinct and interrogate you..." said Dipper.
The Myriads growl at the family.
"Stay away from our Princess, Grimm!" yelled one Myriad.
"WE'LL KILL YOU!!!" yelled another.
"*HISS!!!*"
"We won't hurt her... We'll just be taking her in for questioning..." said Dipper.
The princess doesn't speak, strangely enough. But she understands Dipper. She holds up her hands and the Myriads woge back to normal. She nods.
Later...
Dipper observes her through the one-way mirror.
Pacifica looks at her closely. "Yeah... something's definitely off about her..."
"I'm going in..." said Dipper.
"Me, too!" smiled Pacifica.
Dipper enters the interrogation room and meets the Myriad Princess. "Why don't you speak...? Sarah Fudds, right...? Are you mute or deaf...? Because our scanners say that you're very healthy. Why don't you talk, Ma'am...?"
"Heeey!" smiled Pacifica. "Y'know what's weird...?"
"That you're probably not even a Princess..." said Sunny.
"Probably... You're not even a woman..." smiled Windy.
She woges. "Fine..." He boomed. "You got me... I'm a guy..." His body is much larger than the other Myriad Drones, similar to that of Hulk.
"Interesting... Because your pheromones match the ones in the scanners... Along with the Mellifers' Queen. Wanna explain to me what happened...?"
"I have nothing to say to you..." said the Myriad man.
"You're not a Princess nor a Drone, huh...? You're a Prince..." said Windy. "I think that guy found you out, didn't he...?"
He woges and hisses at Windy, nearly biting her head off, only for Dipper to punch him away.
"You shouldn't have done that..." said the man, breaking free by tearing the chains in half. He charges and punches Dipper away. He crashes through the wall and out into the precinct.
"DIPPER!!!" yelled Pacifica.
Pacifica hides her kids behind her as he approaches Pacifica and the kids.
"*HISS!!!*" hissed the Myriad, grabbing Pacifica by the neck and punching her into the wall.
"HEY!!!" yelled Sunny, grabbing Pacifica's pepper spray and spraying him in the eyes.
He hisses and grabs Windy by the arm, preparing to eat her. However, Windy punches him in the face, as he lets go of her, dropping her.
Dipper then punches the distracted Myriad in the face.
He crashes into the wall.
Dipper is revealed to be wearing mecha-brass-knuckles, proceeding to beat the man over and over again, charging the knuckles with his Hamon.
*SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!!*
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" yelled the woman behind him. "Please, don't kill him!"
"I wasn't gonna-..." Dipper turns to his family, seeing that they're terrified. "I'm sorry..." Dipper lets go of the man's neck as Miranda carries him.
"Samuel!" she yelled. "A-Are you okay...?"
"It's okay... I'm fine. The Decapitare just nearly killed me."
"I think I get it now..." said Dipper. "You were pretending to be a woman because Drones would never listen to a Prince..."
"Dipper... That's not just it..." said Pacifica. "I think they had a kid together... and... they're lovers..."
"Yes... we have a daughter... She's a Voherrscher. Or a Chimera as the others call her," said Mira.
"If my mother figures out, she'll kill her," said Samuel.
"Where is she right now...!?" asked Dipper.
"I came for a Weather Report..." she said. "She has my daughter... Please... You have to save her."
Dipper sighs. "Did the guy who figured it out attack you...?"
"Yes," said Samuel.
"Then it was self-defense. We gotta go..." said Dipper.
"We promise we'll keep your daughter safe..."
They begin to run, but Dipper stops.
"Hey... I think... You shouldn't come..." said Dipper. "I'm beginning to think that this is far too dangerous for a couple of kids."
"Are you kidding me!? Dipper, without these two, we would've died!" smiled Pacifica.
"Yeah... But... Stan was right back then... They're just kids... What if they get hurt because of my ego!?"
"They won't because they're your kids, Dipper."
Dipper sighs. "Okay..."
Pacifica sighs. "We... are terrible parents."
"Yep," said Dipper.
Later...
Dipper, Pacifica, and the Twins run to the Fudds Foods Building.
Meanwhile, Samantha Fudds prepares to eat her Granddaughter. "You... are not fit to be the heiress to my EMPIRE!!!"
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!" Dipper points a gun at her.
She woges and charges at Dipper.
*BANG!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
He shoots her right in the head.
Pacifica, Sunny, and Windy prepare their guns as the Myriads approach them.
"That's enough!" yelled Samuel. "As the new King, I order all of you to stand down!"
Samuel is holding Mira's hand.
"HERESY!!!" yelled one Myriad.
"Unless you want to challenge me...." said Samuel, hulking around 8 feet tall.
The Myriads back away.
"I now announced Miranda... as our new Queen from now on.Now, I don't care if you see this as controversial. Because I will personally kill you if you try anything to hurt my daughter."
"*SMACK!!!* Looks like our... work here is done. Time to continue vacation, guys..." said Pacifica, walking away.
Dipper is just left staring at the body he just killed. "I'll uh... Call the body in..."
Meanwhile...
The family goes on and has a picnic outside.
"What's wrong...?" asked Pacifica, seeing Dipper staring into nothingness.
"That... was the first time I ever killed someone."
"Wait... really...?" asked Pacifica. "How... did it feel...?"
"Weird..."
"In a good way... or a bad way...?"
Sunny and Windy are in the background splashing syrup all over each other, giggling.
"Hey, hey, Windy... I don't feel very-... BLAAAAGH!!!" she splashed syrup all over Windy, pretending the syrup to be vomit.
"Oh, gosh. That's gross as he-... BLAAAGH!!!" she "vomited" back.
Dipper turns back to Pacifica. "I don't know yet..." Dipper facepalms."But... Another thing that's weird is that the Myriad Queen had a Myrian King son... Those are very rare..." said Dipper.
"Has that not ever happened before...?" asked Pacifica.
"It has... But... that's just really weird. And he fell for a Mellifer. Huh..."
"What's a For-Hair-She...?"
"Vorherrscher," he corrected. "AKA Chimeras. They're dangerous and could have physical and mental health issues because of their ability to woge into two forms."
"Do we know any...?"
"Probably Monroe and Rosalee's kids... And... Yeah, that's it."
"This... was a weird day..." said Pacifica.
"BLAUGH!!!"
"EW!!! THAT WAS ACTUAL VOMIT!!!"
"Sorry! I was thinking about those bodies we saw..."
"I'll go clean them up," said Pacifica, going to the kids. "God we are terrible parents."
"Yep," said Dipper. "Ugh...! I should never have impregnated you 12 years ago in college..."
Pacifica frowns.
"I'm kidding! Haha! I would never have found... the happiness I feel now... If... that night never happened..." smiled Dipper.
"I love you." She kisses Dipper.
"I... love you, too..." She stands up and walks away.
Dipper smiles, but facepalms, feeling shame.
"You wanna kill more, don't you...?" asked an old woman sitting next to Dipper. "I don't blame you. It's in our blood."
"Huh...? Uh... No..." said Dipper. "What do you want this time...?"
"Just checking on one of the two new local Grimms," said the old lady. "I heard that Nick's son is a Schwartz-Augen. Strange, since the blood of the Grimm should've killed his Biest Spirit."
"That's because he underwent a strange mutation that we haven't seen before. What do you want me to do with him...?" asked Dipper.
"Nothing. I just wanted to know how he's doing... Nick, his wife, and his children."
"Fine..." said Dipper. "Ever since I turned into a Grimm, you've been speaking with me..."
"That's because there are dark forces coming to your lives, and I need your help, Grimm."
"Who's coming, exactly...?"
The old lady smiles. "His name... is Belos."
Dov pz aol vsk shkf...? Hszv, hufvul ruvdz doha ohwwlulk av Thils?
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