บท 401: 401. Damsel-Fly the ME ~No Man's Land Part III~
I sit down on my couch, put my laptop on my table, depressedly drink coffee, and type down the story.
Hey.
Oh, hey. I'm just trying to uh... figure out how to get money.
Because you're broke?
Yes.
So... What's this story about?
I don't know. I'm running out of ideas. I feel like I ripped this off from the new Batman movie.
There's a new Batman movie? What's it called.
The Batman.
Wow. That's creative.
Yeah. I know. Humans reboot everything.
So... what's the Arc about?
Oh! They get stuck in a quarantined Burnham and try to instill hope in their hearts again.
Did you get any reads?
No... I uh actually lost some...
Oh... I see...
No, it's fine! I think I offended Dream Stans or something.
Lol.
It's just a joke, guys. C'mon.
No. You deserve to be canceled.
Wait... Don't tell me.
Y'know how I Stan every human in the Omniverses?
No...
Technically, I'm a Dream Stan.
Oof. Well, that's nice, I guess. Just don't be weird about it.
Yeah... Also, I don't think it's the Dream Stans...
Really?
You've said some really messed up jokes in your new Part.
Oh... Ah... Right... This Part's evil.
"NO!!!" yelled Miguel Ibarra. "DREAM STANNING IS BAD!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!"
Miguel, didn't you save Dream from his evil Stans?
"Yeah!?"
Because you... care about him?
"No... NO!!!" sobbed Miguel. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" asked Yurielle, turning to Miguel, annoyed. "MY EARS ARE FUCKING RINGING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!"
"Sorry..." said Miguel. "Talking to God and the Author. Hey! Look! It's Bruce!"
"GET DOWN!!!" yelled Bruce.
"GET DOWN!!! GET THE FUCK DOWN, GUYS!!! HOLY SHIT!!! GET DOWN!!! EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!" yelled Peter.
A female version of Dragon-Fly is shown flying and chasing after them.
The pair drop before the group as the female Dragon-Fly lands before them.
"Hello, there..." smiled the female Dragon-Fly. "Ara~ara... If it isn't the JoJo Family...?"
"A-Ahem!" Miguel does a stupid-faced but "handsome" smile. "Hey," he said with confidence.
Everyone else stares at the woman, fearing for their lives, knowing who she is.
They all stare at the beautiful creature.
"You look like that one Pokemon... What's their name? Fucking Grovyle," said Miguel.
Everyone brings out their Stands. Rick and Morty point their blasters at her. Bruce points his repulsors at her. Peter prepares his Spider Stance. Miguel takes out his sticks. F.F. points her fingers.
"Yeah! Stand down, whatever the hell you-... Oh my God..." Fear enters Miguel's eyes. "You're..."
"I am," she sneered.
Miguel whispers Latin phrases.
Her Stand, a golden feminine Stand resembling a mannequin with wings, appears behind her.
"Do you know... calamity...? Golb... my first incarnation... once battled Fortuna. Where is he...? Her latest incarnation...?"
Suddenly, an earthquake begins.
"I'm sorry, Miss! Who are you!?" asked Peter.
"I have the power," said the creature. "... I have the power to rule all life... To rule THE WORLD!!! I am Damsel-Fly, the Monster Empress. Destined Ruler of the Omniverse. A Titan Incarnate. A Cosmic Being of All Discord. That's who I am."
"Guys... Just stand your ground..." said Miguel.
"Stand your ground!" yelled Rick. He then blasts his ray gun laser at her, but it gets jammed and explodes. His hand blows up into pieces. "FUCK!!! SHIT!!! MORTY!!! EVERYONE!!! NO ONE FUCKING SHOOT HER OR ATTACK HER!!!"
"And let her kill us!?" asked F.F.
"What kind of Wesen is she?" asked Nick.
"Not everything's a Wesen you fucking supernatural bureaucrat!" yelled Rick. "That thing's an Artificial Being! It was created by Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum, United Princess of Ooo! It's a powerful creature created to destroy. So, Golb chose its life as his own host even though he exists in the Edge of fucking Everything!"
"Like how I'm one of God's reincarnations even though he still exists in Heaven," said Miguel.
Suddenly, a frisbee cuts F.F.'s arm off.
"WHOA!!!" yelled F.F. She giggles and grows another one. "What was that!?" she smiled.
Mercuria duplicates another frisbee about to strike her, preventing herself from getting hurt. "Everyone destroy those objects thrown at you!"
A metal pipe nearly stabs Yurielle, but she dodges it by somersaulting. She drops to the ground lying down as she tumbles away.
F.F. shoots at the several objects thrown at them.
Rick and Morty create a forcefield around each of themselves.
Nick uses lightning to dust the objects. "What the hell is happening!?"
Monroe slows down the objects and catches each of them. "An artificial reptilian insect girl is trying to kill us using random objects!"
Irene electrocutes and dusts the objects as well.
Miguel blocks all of the objects.
Peter webs up all of the objects.
Bruce is tossing Shattered Stars the objects with his repulsors.
Suddenly, a gun comes flying toward Miguel.
Its trigger gets caught into a branch and-...
*THWIP!!!*
The gun explodes as Peter blocked its barrel with a web.
"GET COCK-BLOCKED, BITCH!!!" yelled Miguel. "Wait... Why aren't we getting killed?"
Miguel's eyes widen as he senses Victoria's situation.
Victoria, however, is unaffected by this.
Miguel laughs. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You stupid bitch! You can't do anything, now, can you?" he laughed harder. "Oh! You screwed up! We have a Luck-User!"
Damsel-Fly frowns. "I will bring chaos into your world."
"You won't! Can't! Because we have Josuke, Victoria, and Gumball! You're fucking toast, bitch!"
"MUDA!!!"
Miguel is punched as he is reset to zero and faces infinite deaths in a split second. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Shit!" yelled Rick. "Did he just got fucking death-looped!?"
"OOOOH!!! OOOH GEEZ!!!" yelled Morty.
"Shit..." said Bruce.
"He got what!?" asked Mercuria.
Miguel, meanwhile, then grabs his sticks and literally tries to crawl out of The Edge of Everything and out of the fires of hell.
"STAY AWAY FROM HER AND JUST STAND YOUR GROUND!!!" yelled Rick. "I don't think Miguel's coming back-..."
Ibarra then reappears right before Damsel-Fly. He then dropkicks her
However, she catches his foot and snaps his knee backward.
"RAUGH!!!" yelled Miguel.
Victoria appears in front of Damsel-Fly and blasts a HORA Rush at her.
"HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA!!!" yelled CMM. "HORA!!!"
Damsel-Fly's Stand blocks all of the attacks with ease and strangles Victoria with the fingers of her foot.
Victoria gasps as Damsel-Fly's luck manipulation easily rivals Victoria's Stand.
Miguel takes his sticks and tries stabbing Damsel-Fly in the foot as well while he's on the ground, but the action was undone. However, he angrily redid the action, and the action once again existed. Thus, Damsel-Fly's foot is damaged.
"Strange... You seem to bypass Reset to Zero," said Damsel-Fly.
"Yeah... It's called being God," said Miguel.
Damsel-Fly grabs Miguel with her other foot and flies up.
Victoria is thrown into a building but because of her luck, she lands on a giant balloon.
Miguel, meanwhile, is thrown into the building as he crashes into a car. He managed to create forcefields to lessen the damage to his body. He runs outside as he runs on Eldritch Steps he created. He then wraps his Eldritch stick around Damsel-Fly's neck.
"Ahn!" smiled Damsel-Fly. "Tighter!"
"With pleasure," said Miguel.
Miguel snaps her neck with his stick, but her head only goes limp. She continues smiling as she tosses a dagger into Miguel's foot, chopping it off. He yells out of pain.
"Your desecration of reality... had allowed for my creation," she cackled.
"What the hell are you talking about!?" asked Miguel.
"Remember that little fight with Cheapshot where you went all out to fight him?" sneered Damsel-Fly.
Miguel's face went from annoyance to realization, then horror, and finally, shame.
"You were so desperate with correcting your mistakes with your Uncle that you became selfish and irresponsible enough to let me exist," said Damsel-Fly.
"Wait..." said Morty. "How does that even work?"
"Desecration of all reality and the timeline leads to a greater calamity. GODDAMN IT, MORTY!!! I've taught you this a long time ago!" yelled Rick.
"Seems pretty convenient, Rick. It's p-pretty f-f-fucking weird that it's that convenient, y'know?"
"Yeah!? Well, what story isn't!?"
"I don't know. Could've been a bit more subtle, y'know?"
"BOTH OF YOU!!! SHUT UP!!!" yelled Damsel-Fly.
Damsel-Fly laughs. "Anyway..." she sneered. "Your move... Ibarra. The very man that represents peace and order itself versus the Goddess of Chaos. THE GREATEST BATTLE EVER!!!"
Miguel has an idea. "'Goddess of Chaos...'" he whispered. "Wait a minute..." He whispers a prayer.
"What are you doing...!?" asked Damsel-Fly. "Hey! Asshole! What do you think you're doing?"
"Okay... The prayer's done. None of you attack her. Everyone! Start singing in harmony!"
(theme begins)
Miguel warps out a violin and begins playing it.
The men start singing in a choir.
Peter starts clapping.
The women start singing in a choir.
Suddenly, the bad luck begins disappearing.
"KEEP SINGING!!!" yelled Miguel.
She simply sighs. "Welp... Time to do this the manual way..."
(theme immediately stops...)
Suddenly, she grabs Miguel's head and crushes it, killing his current body.
Peter thwips at her, but she stabs her claws into his chest.
Bruce angrily throws Shattered Stars at her but she stomps at his knees and bends his legs backward.
Everyone attacks. However, Nick is headbutted, knocking him out.
Monroe woges and bites at her neck, but she grabs his face and he crashes his head into the concrete. She then slashes at his body a few times as he whimpers.
Suddenly, Rick and Morty cut off her tail through a portal, but she turns to them.
Rick and Morty's arms are torn off by Damsel-Fly as she kicks them both down.
Mercuria manages to duplicate her head and fuse it back, injuring her, but she regenerates.
Angered, she punches a hole into her stomach.
Yurielle throws knives.
Irene electrocutes her.
Damsel-Fly then punches them both once in the face, knocking them out.
Victoria charges and attacks with Call-Me-Maybe. But, Damsel-Fly grabs her right arm and leg and tears both her arm and leg off as she shrieks in pain.
F.F. shoots at Damsel-Fly, but Damsel-Fly stabs her face as she drops to the ground. Damsel-Fly continues beating F.F. over and over again.
F.F. shrieks out of anger and in agony, growling as Damsel-Fly cruelly beats her over and over again.
Suddenly, Miguel stabs Damsel-Fly's face, appearing before her. But she body slams him and snaps his spine in half.
Miguel trembles in pain, unable to move his lower body. He tries to crawl away.
He then grabs the gun from earlier and points it at her.
She chuckles. "You really think that would work?"
"No. But this will." Miguel points the gun to his head and kills his current body.
Suddenly, Miguel appears from behind her, transforms his stick into a blade, and cuts her in half.
"FUCK!!!" yelled Damsel-Fly.
Damsel-Fly, on the ground, shrieks in pain.
"You have no soul... At least... not yet..." said Miguel. "So... It wouldn't be a shame to kill you off...!"
Miguel beats her over and over again. "Ora... Ora... ora ora ora ora ora ora... ORA!!! ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! ORA!!!"
Damsel-Fly struggles to fly away as Miguel beats her body. He begins breaking his Power Stat to 8. Then 9. Later, 10, equalling his power. Damsel-Fly's body gets crushed because of his fists. She begins sobbing and yelling. For the first time, Dragon-Fly and Damsel-Fly feared their death.
Miguel senses this and stops.
She sobs, backing away. "Please... Don't... hurt me... anymore..."
"Fascinating... You're capable of feeling..." whispered Miguel.
*ZAP!!!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Miguel, as he is tasered from behind by Toffee. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Miguel drops to the ground, unconscious. His body still twitches on the ground.
Everyone, however, is bleeding to death.
Toffee sighs and picks up the halves of her body. "There, there, my daughter. We'll continue destroying this city... and soon, the entire Philippines... and destroy the world's spirit."
"Daddy..." said Damsel-Fly.
"Shhh..." said Toffee. "It will all be over soon. Miguel Ibarra's blood will make you stronger..."
"It's so cold..." said Damsel-Fly.
"I know... I know... But remember what I told you?"
"Instinct is primary for survival... Listen to it..."
"And what is your purpose?"
"To exact discord."
Toffee walked away with his daughter.
Suddenly, two women meet the group...
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