บท 399: 399. White Fool Part I ~No Man's Land Part I~
Hi! Hi! Haha! Hello! It's been a while!Hm? What's that? What have I been doing?Oh! I was developing my universe, of course!Huh?Where's the next chapter?SHEESH!!!Well, alright then.
Okay... So... where were we...?
*CRASH!!! CRASH!!! SHATTER!!!*
*THWAP!!! TING!!! THWAP!!!*
"Someone call Gabrielle!" yelled Finn, whose legs are broken. "CRAP!!! Oh, Bjork... Fuck... Shit..."
Finn crawls away as bloody paste trails from his legs.
Gumball has his back leaned against the wall while heavily bleeding in the arm. "Who the shit is this guy!?"
White-Face stands before them as he holds Josuke's decapitated arm. Josuke is on the ground, yelling in horror as he tries to restore his arm back. White-Face puts the arm inside a sack.
Josuke is shrieking in agony as blood splatters all over the ground.
White-Face steps on Josuke's throat while he chokes in pain.
He stares at him.
"What the fuck are you supposed to be!?" asked Gumball.
Spongebob slaps his watch and calls-...
"WHO ARE YOU!?" asked Darwin, crawling away from White-Face.
(0:00)
"I am White-Face. I wish for you to surrender Miguel Josuke Higashikata. If not, I will decapitate your parts and sell them."
"Surrender...? Surrender WHAT!?" asked Gumball.
Josuke is still screaming on the ground.
White-Face prepares to hammer down on Josuke's other arm, but Jake, who is revealed to have been stabbed, charges and tackles White-Face into the next room. He disappears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" sobbed Josuke, lying on a pool of blood, trying to stand up. "OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
(0:17)
"Tell me, do you know what fear is? Fear is one's feral instinct, an algorithmic pattern to survive... Everyone has it... because everyone is afraid... Even little, adorable, kitty cats like you..."
Gumball's tail is cut off from White-Face's arm which reappears through a portal. "FUCK!!!"
Gumball trips on the ground and crawls away as well.
White-Face emerges from a sliced portal before Gumball.
Patrick attacks with GGR, but White-Face grabs his body and crushes it.
*crack!*
White-Face tosses the poor starfish into the wall as he splatters with blood.
*SPLAT!!!*
(0:42)
"I don't want to kill you. I just want to capture him. If not... All of you will die..."
Josuke takes out Prince and attacks him.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
White-Face grabs Josuke's face and beats it over and over. "I just need to retrieve you..."
"Wh-Why...?" he asked, with lips turning blue.
White-Face takes out an empty blood bag.
"I need your blood... Blood that hasn't touched the air... A transfusion... I need that pure cleansed blood of yours," spoke a voice in his pocket.
"R-Really...? M-M-My b-blood is pretty d-dirty..."
"Quiet smartass..." said the voice in his pocket. "White-Face can't talk anymore because of your QUESTIONS!!!"
Josuke sees that White-Face's throat is bleeding. His eyes squint.
White-Face then stabs Josuke's vein and begins squeezing a pump, taking about a pint of his blood.
Josuke's lips are even bluer. He is now pale and can barely move.
Gumball tosses a Spin-imbued coin at White-Face, who makes the coin explode with a mini-shockwave by slicing it in half and fusing Spin with the gravitation energies of a portal.
White-Face retreats into a portal, but Gumball and the others crash into the walls of the house, with blood splattering from their bodies.
Josuke tries to use luck, but he cannot focus because of the pain.
"Pain is good for you, kid... Use that rage to win battles... Because that pain is your origin story... It's the root of the vines that will soon climb the tallest trees in the tallest mountains..."
Josuke began woging and suddenly, a frisbee came crashing into the window and slicing White-Face's ear off.
(0:54)
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" White-Face stumbles to the ground as he tries to reattach his ear.
White-Face trembles and gives Josuke a death stare.
Josuke prays. "Please, God... Someone... Send... someone..." he sobbed quietly.
White-Face stands right back up, having regenerated, and prepares to kill Josuke, this time.
*creakkk*
White-Face is unable to hammer down his katana.
He turns behind him and sees Narcos.
"Who the hell are you supposed to be?" asked Narcos.
White-Face only stares at Narcos.
White-Face. Black hoodie. Black shirt. Black pants. Black boots. White metallic helmet with a creepy face on it.
"Dude..." said Narcos. "Whoa... You are one ugly dude..."
White-Face spins and kicks Narcos away quickly, as he tumbles backward and shoots icicles at White-Face.
"What the hell are you!?" asked Narcos.
"You have what we need! Just leave!" yelled Toffee.
White-Face opens a portal but Narcos destroys it with his Frost Armor.
"I learned to do that when I was messing with Gabrielle's stuff! Haha... Don't tell her. Could none of you please tell her?" smiled Narcos.
Everyone else is bleeding and crying.
"Oh, right..." said Narcos.
Narcos summons another icicle.
*THWIP!!!*
White-Face gets stabbed in the shoulder, but he pulls it out and marches toward Narcos.
Narcos jumps around and tosses several icicles as White-Face deflects all of them with his katana.
White-Face spins and tries to decapitate Narcos, who summons his Frost Armor.
Sensing danger, White-Face stops his katana inches away from his suit.
White-Face tilts his head to the left, studying Narcos.
Narcos charges as White-Face dodges left and right over and over again.
"You're rather quick even though you wear your armor... Narcos Anastasia..." said the voice on his radio. "WHITE-FACE!!! BREAK HIS KNEECAPS!!!"
"Wait a minute...!" yelled Gumball. "ROB!?"
"Uh... Pfft! No!"
"What the heck!? Just because of the Pibby Event, you can't just-!"
"Just what!? Blame you for causing this new Multiverse where I suffer!? I can do that, Gumball, you catty BITCH!!!"
Narcos starts to get tired.
"What's that?" asked Rob. "You think your theory is right? If he overuses his ice, he'd-? Oh, right... I shouldn't tell the enemy what you're doing."
White-Face sighs and shakes his head.
White-Face spins around and runs on the walls, dodging Narcos' icicles and punches.
"Hey...!" panted Narcos. "Jesus Christ... Is there an aircon around here?"
"You're wearing a fucking armor of ice," said Gumball. "What are you talking about!?"
Narcos then begins growing his armor to a hulk-sized suit, as he kicks White-Face into the yard.
White-Face gets back up. He prepares his katana.
"White-Face, right?" Narcos walks outside of the house. "That's pretty racist."
"No, it's not-!!! Wait..." said Gumball. "Is it?"
Darwin pants. "I'm fucking bleeding over here. Would you just shut the fuck up?"
"So am I, jackass," said Gumball. "Just regenerate..."
"Yeah... But I have to rearrange..." Darwin vomits blood as he opens up his ribs. "My bones..."
"Jesus friggin' Christ that's disgusting..." said Gumball, looking away.
Narcos shoots ice balls at White-Face over and over, but White-Face easily dodges all of his attacks.
"Who are you... anyway...?" asked Narcos. "Under the mask... My soul energy... feels... jazzy when I face you..."
White-Face breathes out, sighing in a vocoded voice.
Narcos then prepares another icicle, but... nothing appears in his hands.
Narcos' eyes widen. "What...?"
"HAHA!!! YES!!! He's dehydrated!!!"
White-Face then attacks, charging and then decapitating both of the suit's arms and then legs. White-Face keeps on cutting the armor from outside, chipping the armor over and over. White-Face then shatters the armor as Narcos immediately augments the ice. White-Face senses the movement and backflips away.
Narcos then, from the suit, augments the ice and creates spider legs to try and shoot at White-Face like a tank.
*THWIP!!! THWIP!!! THWIP!!! THWIP!!!*
"Holy shit! Why can't I kill you!? It's like you're some kind of ninja or whatever!" smiled Narcos.
*SPLAT!!!*
*GASP!!!*
Narcos vomits blood, having an ice chip stabbing his lower chest. "Okay... now that's pretty Ninja...Hey... White-Face... Could you stop trying to crush the ice into my ribs? It's crushing my heart... I can't... activate... Requiem..."
*CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!*
"KYA!!! Stop drilling me..." whispered Narcos.
White-Face is unamused and drills harder.
Narcos begins vomiting blood again.
*SHATTER!!!*
Narcos' suit breaks into pieces as White-Face offers to decapitate Narcos.
Narcos, bleeding, backs away from White-Face.
White-Face then stomps on Narcos' wound.
"FUCK!!!" yelled Narcos. "DON'T STOP!!! I mean... Stop...!"
White-Face simply stares at Narcos, who is exhausted, dehydrated, and getting weaker.
"Y'know... I c-c-can still... augment ice... f-f-from l-l-liquid..." said Narcos.
*CREAKK!!!*
White-Face's foot is frozen.
*SHATTER!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
White-Face grunts softly.
Narcos freezes his blood, turns it into a dagger, and stabs White-Face all over his body over and over again.
*SHING!!! SPLAT!!! SHING!!! SPLAT!!! SHING!!! SPLAT!!!*
Narcos begins crushing White-Face's insides.
White-Face releases vocoded grunts.
However, White-Face grabs Narcos' neck and begins crushing it.
"Narcos..." said Gumball.
Josuke is still bleeding heavily.
*BOOM!!!*
"ORA!!!"
*SPLAT!!!*
White-Face crashes into several cars and into a building, blasting a hole inside of it.
Gabrielle grabs Narcos.
"Narcos!" yelled Gabrielle. "Are you okay!?"
"I-I-I'm f-f-fine..." said Narcos.
Gabrielle's strings begin regenerating the others.
White-Face takes out his katana and walks out of the building again.
He holds his katana with two hands.
"Gabrielle JoJo. The second Reaper stands before me right now," said Rob. "What? What do you mean 'I'm not actually standing before them?' Ugh! JUST KILL GUMBALL!!!"
"Wait... WHAT!?" asked Gumball.
"Why do you think he's still sticking around!? We've got what we came for! He's just here for my end of the bargain!"
Rob is revealed to have been watching them in the distance. He has a bomb switch in his hand.
"Why are you even here!?" asked Gumball.
"Oh..." said Rob. "Just to unleash chaos... Your belief that the world has meaning... That the world is fair... It's all a lie, Gumwad... What's only true... is chaos..."
Suddenly, explosions began occurring in the city of Burnham.
"Shit..." said Gabrielle. Gabrielle takes out her portal gun and sees that it won't activate. "Great..."
"Welcome to No Man's Land, Jazz Fusion... Crusaders... JoJoCorps..." laughed Rob. "I have successfully isolated Burnham City..."
Rick, Morty, F.F., Yurielle, Shizuka, Irene, Nick, Monroe, Victoria, Miguel Ibarra, and Mercuria are also in the city, seeing the horrifying destruction caused, all having just arrived.
As nightfall came, screaming Humans, howling Blutbaden, roaring Lowens, and sobbing could be heard throughout the city. Sirens breached out.
White-Face salutes them and runs away.
"HEY!!!" yelled Gabrielle.
Gabrielle tries to chase after White-Face, who opens a portal.
"We have bigger problems," said Narcos, grabbing her hand. "Follow him in there, and we wouldn't be able to help the people who are getting hurt."
Gabrielle sighs.
Josuke gasps his breath, gaining consciousness again.
"Oh no..." the Vampire sneered. He stealthily drops to the ground. "Next... you'll say-..."
"'Hey... guys? Am I dying, or is there an incredibly tall muscular British man with red eyes and fangs staring at me from the top of that house over there?'" asked Josuke and the Vampire at the same time.
Josuke gasps.
"Who are you supposed to be!?" asked Gabrielle.
The strange man has purple vines all around his body. He hisses and sneers.
"Holy shit!" laughed the man. "That was a nice nap! Hello! Hi! Hello, everybody! HOHO!!! Shall we fight?"
It's...
Joseph Joestar...!?!?!?!?
*DUN DAN!!!*
And he's a VAMPIRE!???
*DAN DUN DAN!!!*
Okay, we get it.
I just... wanted to add some effect.*cough...*
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