บท 355: 355. Savitar ~The Fastest God Alive~
*ZOOM!!!*
Miguel senses that something is wrong. "Why is this zombie punching me and its bites don't hurt? Second of all... Someone from my past is here..."
Yurielle finishes killing the zombie.
"Huh!?" asked Yurielle. "Someone is here!"
Meanwhile... back in the house...
Jotaro takes out a pill bottle and swallows some pills in them.
"What's that for?" asked Irene.
"Backaches," said Jotaro.
Jotaro coughs a bit, and his hand is revealed to have blood.
Shizuka and Irene's eyes widen upon seeing this, but he pockets his hand immediately.
"I'm fine..." said Jotaro. "There's someone out there... He's very powerful..."
"Could it be a Stand-User!?" asked Shizuka.
"I don't know..." said Jotaro.
Achtung Baby, Star Platinum, and Stone Free are all summoned from their bodies.
*ZOOM!!!*
Miguel immediately shrinks the van as they are all teleported outside the van via his portals, but the van is crashed into by...
Savitar...
*BANG!!!*
A massive crashing sound is heard as Miguel, Gabrielle, Yurielle, and Josuke are all lodged into the air.
Miguel opens portals again so that they would land safely into the water nearby.
A crater is carved into the water's shores, and instead of pouring out, the water creates an infinite waterfall.
"What the hell!?" asked Josuke. "What is it with the water physics in this game!?"
"Jill says that that's just how water or in fact any liquid works around here," said Yurielle. "You'll get used to it over time!"
"How!?" asked Josuke.
Savitar slowly walked toward them.
"PRINCE!!!"
"You cannot defend yourself with your Stand because there is a hundred percent chance that I will stab you in the chest... Higashikata Josuke..."
"Who the hell are you!?" asked Josuke.
"Savitar..." said Miguel. "His identity doesn't matter to you. What matters is that we take him down."
Savitar tries to punch Josuke, but Miguel opens a portal as Savitar accidentally enters it.
Savitar then infinitely falls in the Edge of Everything, so he vibrates himself back into their Universe.
"Miguel Ibarra!" yelled Savitar, marching toward him.
Miguel backs away and takes out his sticks. "You wanna go!? LET'S GO!!!"
Miguel charges as Savitar runs around Miguel.
"Mundi... (The World...)"
Miguel whispers a spell and stops time, but Savitar moves during the stopped time.
Savitar then takes out a retractable blade on his arm and stabs Miguel in the shoulder.
"Vivificet... (Quicken...)"
Miguel, however, whispers a speed spell and equals his speed along with Savitar.
Miguel takes out his sticks and exchanges jabs and blocks with the god.
Savitar ends up kicking Miguel in the back and breaking his spine, causing Miguel to inadvertently resume time.
Miguel's bones are fractured and shredded as he rolls around like a ragdoll in the ground.
Miguel whispers a prayer to St. Raphael the archangel as he slowly healed.
"*GASP!!!*" yelled Miguel.
Josuke runs to Miguel, but Gabrielle and Yurielle face against Savitar.
Savitar blasts his punches toward Yurielle, who uses All the Way to curve away all the punches from her.
"ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free: Ballbreaker, as Gabrielle flew toward Savitar and blasted several punches at him along with her Stand. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! WRRRYYYYYYYY!!! ORA!!!"
Savitar then grabs Stone Free's arms and tears them off.
"How... are you able to detect and touch my Stand...!?" Gabrielle asked as she fell back to the ground, twitching and shaking.
Savitar then stomps on Gabrielle's head, crushing it.
"GABRIELLE!!!" yelled Yurielle.
Yurielle throws knives at Savitar, which bounce off.
Yurielle clenches her jaw. "HYA!!!"
Suddenly, a Vibranium knife digs into his armor.
"Where did you get those knives?" asked Savitar.
"Why don't you find out?"
*THWIP!!! THWIP!!! THWIP!!!*
"GRR!!!" grunted Savitar, backing away and bleeding.
*THWIP!!! CLANG!!! THWIP!!! CLANG!!! THWIP!!! CLANG!!!*
Savitar then vibrates as all the knives phase out of his body. He then heals almost immediately.
"Oy... asshole..." said Jotaro, appearing behind Savitar. "I really don't like it when you hurt my friends..."
"ORA!!!"
Savitar blocks Star Platinum's attack.
"You could see my Star Platinum?" asked Jotaro.
"I can see everything..." said Savitar. Savitar sees the invisible Shizuka and Irene walking around and preparing to attack. "I could also see your daughters..." he hissed.
Jotaro angrily growls and blasts Star Platinum's fists at Savitar, who blocks all of his punches.
"SUTA PURACHINA ZA WARUDO!!!"
Time stops...
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
"You're getting weaker... JOTARO!!!" yelled Savitar, stabbing Jotaro in Star Platinum's chest.
Jotaro spits out blood.
Savitar senses something. "You're sick..."
Miguel's eyes squint upon hearing this even though time is stopped.
Jotaro then uses Star Platinum Requiem. "You don't have a Stand... How can you see my Stand!?"
"I am what you call a Beyond-User..." said Savitar. "Also... You know who I am... JoJo..."
Savitar opens his armor's helmet, revealing a face with 3rd Degree burns all over, but is incredibly muscular and abnormally large.
"That doesn't really make me realize anything..." said Jotaro.
"After all... I am the fastest man alive..." said Savitar.
Jotaro's eyes widen. "Allen? Barry Allen...? What the hell happened to you?"
"I was punished by God and turned into a god... As Heaven Ascension DIO is the god of time... I am the god of speed and motion..."
"You're 250 cm tall..." said Jotaro, struggling to pull out Savitar's blade.
"Rather short for a god... Other gods are 12 feet tall... However... I digressed... I need his identity, Jotaro..."
"We don't know it yet...!"
"DON'T BULLSHIT ME!!! HIS LAST NOVEL IS AROUND HERE IN THIS WORLD SOMEWHERE!!! IT HAS THE COORDINATES OF WHERE HE IS!!! WHERE... IS IT!?"
"For a god, you can't read minds, can you? *sigh...* Yare yare daze... I won't talk, Savitar..."
"Then I'll kill your daughters..."
"ORA!!!"
Star Platinum crashes Savitar's helmet.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! ORA!!!"
*BANG!!!*
Savitar growls and stabs Jotaro even more.
Jotaro's legs go limp.
"N-No..." whispered Miguel, unable to move.
Note: You can't say a spell if time is already stopped. Miguel, because he has to whisper a spell to stop time, needs to stop time beforehand.
Time resumed...
Savitar runs away as Jotaro drops to the ground.
Jotaro shivers in pain, coughing blood.
Shizuka runs to him, worried. "Papa!"
Savitar appears behind Shizuka and vibrates the blade behind her.
Jotaro's eyes widen as Star Platinum appears again and slams its fist into Savitar's helmet again, punching him a few meters away.
Savitar tries to decapitate Jotaro.
Miguel warps out his sticks, jumps on makeshift shield constructs he creates in the air, and wall jumps toward Savitar, as he blocks his blade with his sticks.
"STICKS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Miguel whispers a spell that electrocutes Savitar.
Miguel then blasts lightning at Savitar over and over again. "TASTE THE THUNDER!!!"
Savitar then begins to bounce the lightning back at Miguel.
"BAUBILLIOUS!!!" yelled Miguel, struggling to bounce it back.
"You're fucking annoying..." said Savitar. Savitar then stabs Miguel's face, killing his current body.
Jotaro, Irene, and Shizuka are already nowhere to be seen.
"ORA!!!" yelled Prince, blasting its punches into Savitar's face.
Suddenly, a meteor crashes into Savitar's face, blasting him far away.
He bounces like a stone and creates craters as he is thrown far away.
"Barry!" growled Josuke. "You can't just-!"
Savitar is already in front of Josuke. He grabs his face and begins to squeeze it. Josuke hollers in pain, but Miguel vibrates and phases Josuke through.
Savitar blasts a vibrating blade toward Miguel, but Gabrielle's Stone Free catches the blade and headbutts Savitar.
"WRY ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free.
"We've never formally met..." said Gabrielle. "You're a friend of Mia and Uncle Bruce, right? GAH!!!"
Savitar decapitates her fingers as she shrieks. Miguel grabs him into a chokehold from behind using his legs and begins beating Savitar's head.
Savitar grabs Miguel and throws him to the ground. Savitar stomps with each foot as Miguel rolls away.
"GET BACK!!!"
Bubbles appear as Miguel warps a portal to try and decapitate Savitar by closing it by his neck.
Savitar, however, vibrates between universes once the portal is closed.
Savitar then tries to cut Miguel's head in half.
Miguel blocks it with his stick. "Y'know how painful DYING IS!?"
"YES!!!" yelled Savitar.
Savitar kicks Miguel away. He then zooms and grabs Miguel by the head as he scrapes Miguel's body on the ground to the point where he is nothing but his head.
Miguel opens a portal behind him and stabs him in the lower spine with his stick, disabling him. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" howled Savitar. "You're going to pay for that, IBARRA!!! YOU LITTLE-!!!"
Savitar ends up kneeling on the ground, then falling face flat.
"Guh!" Savitar is unable to move.
Miguel keeps the stick bound into his back as it stabs his spine.
"Don't worry... the stick zigzagged around your organs only to immobilize you... You'll survive..."
Miguel whispers a duplication spell and duplicates his other stick.
"How can you penetrate Vibranium...!?" asked Savitar.
"I just phased through your armor by whispering a transparency spell!" smiled Miguel.
"Well, well..." Jotaro stood before Savitar, who shivers in pain.
Savitar growls and hisses.
"Looks like somebody's going out of commission..." Jotaro stares scarily at Savitar.
"OY!!!" Irene stomps her foot in front of Savitar. "Heheh... You piss me off... Where Narciso... and my family...?"
"Hiya!" smiled Shizuka. Shizuka looks terrifying. "You tried killing my Papa and sister back there... And my friends... What's up with that... hm?"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" yelled Star Platinum.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" yelled Stone Free.
"CHUUUIII-!!!" yelled Achtung Baby.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!*
Later...
Savitar is bound in the time room.
"Hey, Prismo!" smiled Miguel. "We put an X-Gene Inhibitor Collar around his neck. Don't worry."
"Isn't that against what your fight for?" Prismo asked. "Doesn't that destroy the essence of everything you stood for?"
"Yeah! Well... When it rains, you put on a coat," said Miguel.
"So... Mutation is a bad thing?"
"If you use it to hurt people!" Miguel binds Savitar on the corner.
"You, new generation people, are so weird..."
"Yeah, I know. Don't tell him ANYTHING!!! Got that?"
"Sure!"
Miguel opens a portal and leaves.
"Wanna see Miguel Ibarra's porn collection? Hint: Most of them are 3,000-years-worth of NTR Hentai."
Meanwhile...
Josuke tries to find the last book in the library of Steve and Alex.
"Seriously! It's so cool! That device just scans anything! Doesn't make sense, though..." said Gabrielle.
"It's weird that we could only detect what universe people go into right after they left the former universe but we have no idea what universe they're from..." said Yurielle. "Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"It's actually a very useful tactic that was used by the Citadel of Ricks," said Josuke. "It's like 'You won't know my search history, but you will know where I went...'"
"Who made it that way?"
"God did? It's just that when a person goes into another universe, the object he carried and left in the universe he just left with will end up trying to match its quantum vibrations with the next universe he ends up in... because the person is the closest thing the object has that has the same quantum charge," said Irene. "When the user leaves, the glasses should be breaking down... But it doesn't because your father, Gabrielle, did something to change how reality works, allowing anyone to be compatible in any universe. The fact that the glasses shifted in terms of quantum particles proves how far the user went away. If the charge is very close to the charge in the universe, the person is far away. If the charge is very different from the charge in the universe, the person is close."
"How do you know if the object belonged to a person!?" asked Gabrielle.
"Easy. It's manmade," said Josuke.
"No! I mean... How do you know if the person is from... let's say... OUR universe..."
"Someone hasn't been doing their homework!Easy!Is the charge exactly the same as the charge in the home universe or not?"
"Then how do you know where the person went?"
"There's something called a quantum trail. Unlike how trails usually work in our reality, the quantum trail is more like a treasure map where you follow the person because they release particles called Sanchez Particles. The Sanchez Particles tell you where the person went to."
"So? Where did he go?"
Josuke picks up the second novel from Steve and Alex's house.
"Whoa! We found it! This is the final item!"
Everyone cheers and applauds.
"Yahoo!" smiled Shizuka.
"Well... Open it!" smiled Irene. "Let's save Simoun JoJo! Whoever he is!"
Jotaro nods.
Josuke takes out the book and scans it, revealing the coordinates of its former user. "HE'S IN-!!! Huh..." said Josuke.
"What?" asked Gabrielle.
"He's... in your city..." said Josuke.
Gabrielle's eyes widen. "What's he doing there?"
"I... don't know..."
The CoolDudeBus opens a portal and lands right next to...
A strange alleyway. A familiar one...
"Wait..." said Gabrielle. "I remember this place...! Wait...!"
"Hello, there!" smiled...
The Rat King...
"Jewelry!? Nudes!? How about a card show or a gamble even!?"
"Rat King! Fuck off! We're trying to find-!" Gabrielle's angry expression softens and goes to shock. "Holy... fucking... shit..."
"What?" asked Rat King.
"You know this guy?" asked Irene. "He smells pretty gross. I could tell that he's about to scam us because he has a UV light somewhere in his pocket."
"YOU SCAMMED FOO FIGHTERS!!! In the... States... How are you here...!?" asked Yurielle. "F.F. smelled like you after she told me about getting scammed!"
"Guys! Shut up! Wait!" yelled Gabrielle. Gabrielle approaches him. "You're him, huh? The patriarch of this family...?The overarching protagonist of this story...Simoun JoJo..."
Rat King smiles softly. "I...Don't know what you're talking about.Is that a no on the nudes?"
"You look nothing like him, though... Did you change your face?"
"Uh-huh... I still don't know what the honest fuck you're talking about... ANYTHING ELSE!? How about a selfie! I bet you ten bucks you can't take a selfie with moi!"
"I don't think he's Simoun..." said Josuke.
Gabrielle grabs Rat King and turns him around.
"Ooh! Is this some weird kink shit you kids these days do?" smiled Rat King. "Rat King's down with it, baby!"
She tears off his jacket, revealing a star-shaped birthmark on the back of his shoulder.
Everyone's eyes widen.
"Huh..." said everyone. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"
Jotaro said, "Ah... makes sense..." however...
Meanwhile... the sun began to set...Uh-oh...
"Hey..." said Miguel, entering the scene through a portal. "What'd I miss?"
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