"Law? Law is made by white men..."
*scratch! scratch! scratch!*
"The language I'm speaking? Made by the white man...530 years ago, Spaniards conquered us and wiped out a sovereign state's name, culture, and rights... Forgotten by the world...This... was Ma-i...Disgusting Spaniards conquered my people... Then, your people came..."
A naked caucasian man is slowly nailed upside-down to a cross as he screams in pain with his mouth taped shut. Muffled screaming is heard as his legs are
"Your people came on the year 1898 and conquered us in the name of 'liberty.' But in reality, you wanted our resources. You called us fecal-riddled brown cavemen of the South East... You gave us soap and claimed to cleanse our dark-cornered ways... You greedy fat ugly white men...You called it your burden, but in reality, it was your biggest payday...Then, you genocided us when we said no... Villagers, women, men, children... All killed...Then... you've forgotten about our nation... left us to the Japanese to rot... And rot we did...You liberated us because you had to, not because it was your plan... Fifty years in your palm..."
He continues crucifying by nailing both his arms.
He takes out scissors and cuts his testicles out of his scrotum. He screams in horror.
He takes off the duct tape.
"Why are you doing this!?" he sobbed.
"Because I have a mission to genocide your people, white man. I... Am... Kapitan Timawa. Now be quiet and I'll tear out your heart and nail it on the top of the upside-down cross. But first..."
The man manifests a round shield similar to Captain America's and prepares to bludgeon his head with it. The shield is designed similarly to the Philippine flag.
"NO!!! NO!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!! OH, GOD!!! NO!!!"
Blood splatters all over the man's shadowed face.
"So your Daddy just investigates murders here in Steel Ball County?" asked Jill.
"He's a Cowboy, so... yeah," said Yuri. "My Dad's kinda good at huntin' and killin' people. But he brings 'em alive, though."
Kariel sighs as he looks at the picture of the man. He's wearing a Captain America bootleg Philippine-themed costume.
"Who's he?" asked Jill.
"A guy you two are going to help me catch to prove that you're going to really help us," said Kariel.
"Alright? What do you call 'im? Captain Philippines?"
"Close... Kapitan Timawa. Real name: Fracisco Ligtasan. Named after the Visayan feudal class title for a warrior, Timawa. Fitting since he's Bisaya. His parents adopted him because his mother was transgender and was unable to give birth. His father died when he was young, but his mother was raped and killed by an American marine who walked free when he was 14. When he was 21, he became a serial killer known as Kapitan Timawa. His first victim was the latter. He then kept on killing until today. He is currently 30-years-old. He's single in terms of Marital Status. He has a Stand visible to non-Stand-Users. It's a shield. At 24, he injected himself with a syringe containing Super Soldier Serum from an unknown supplier."
"A supersoldier in Earth-Grimm? Hell nah..." said Jack in her head.
"His Stand is a point-blank summoning shield that is indestructible. His reflexes are also extremely stunning."
"Ain't the Filipino Flag the other way round? Like... the red is at the bottom, right?"
"Yes... but not when it's in a war against another nation. This psychopath believes that the Philippines is still at war against the Superstate of the United States of America." Kariel bows his head and tips his hat. "We'll catch him and I'll interrogate him. Bring him back alive."
"Wait... Excuse me!?" asked Jill.
"Yeah!? What!?" asked Yuri.
"I applied you both to the Cowboy Association. They agreed to take you in. You three are officially Cowboys."
Cowboys! And Cowgirls... TheCowboy Association was created because of the lack of police in America after the American-Maharlican War, which caused massive killings of the policemen. Ever since Stand-Users became more dangerous, the police academy's applicants slowly decreased in number and soon, America relied on Cowboys and Cowgirls to handle most of the crime...
"Daddy... I can't kill a person!" yelled Yuri.
"I'm not asking you to kill anyone. Just bring them in alive," said Kariel. "And you two. You wanna live here, you get have to earn your own money."
"I don't wanna be a Cowboy!"
"I thought that you wanted to be like me when you're older! You're homeschooled and that's a legal parameter for being a Cowboy!" shrugged Kariel.
"Yeah! When I'm thirty! I'm nineteen, Dad!"
"Well... I'm not saying that I'm forcing you... I just think that you're ready... I saw what you did to those men in the news and I'm damned well proud of you of what you could do with All the Way."
"YOU SAW ME!? PEOPLE SAW ME!?"
"Some guy videoed the whole thing and posted it online..."
"Did they see my face!?" asked Yuri.
"Yep... Look..."
"I can't! I'M BLIND!!!"
Kariel sighs. "Just know that your first assignment is Kapitan Timawa. Bring him alive to the police station and make sure you don't get killed. I'll be joining you tomorrow."
"Fine!" sighed Yuri.
"Sure, sounds fun!" smiled Jill.
"I did not consent to this," said Jack.
"The man did this to a Dale Marley here in Texas," said Kariel, placing a picture of a caucasian crucified upside-down with his heart by his feet, his head bludgeoned, and his testicles hanging out. "Guess what's his calling card."
"I can't see anythin'."
"Oh, right," said Kariel. "It's a picture of a caucasian crucified upside-down with his heart by his feet, his head bludgeoned, and his testicles hanging out."
"Oh. It's his testicles hangin' out," said Yuri.
"No. He's crucified upside-down. Get it? It's what the Filipinos did back then to American soldiers during the Phil-Am War.I need you two as a backup."
The next day...
Yuri is now wearing a black one-buttoned crop top with a red trench coat behind her and a very short red skirt. She has high heels on. She now has a badge the same shape as her birthmark on her left chest.
She uses binoculars to see outside.
Meanwhile, Jill wears a green suit that shows her belly but is tailed down to the buttocks and green pants with green shows. She wears a green cowboy hat.
"Well?" asked Jill. "What's happenin' over there?"
Yuri is watching Francisco enter a restaurant. "He's en'erin' a restaurant. Look."
Jill takes the binoculars and looks into it the other way around.
"Other way!" yelled Jack.
"Oh, right," said Jill, flipping it backward.
"How'd you know that guy is Kapitan Timawa?" asked Jill.
Meanwhile...
Kapitan Timawa is in the cafe wearing his costume. "Hey!" smiled Kapitan Timawa. "Could I please have your finest Irish Beer?"
"Sure thing, sir," said the waitress. "Would you like anything else from today's menu?"
"Don't you... Don't you know who I am?" he grins happily and manly.
"No," said the waitress. "We'll get you your order in seven minutes." She cruelly walks away.
"Hey!" smiled Kapitan Timawa to a black couple walking past him. "I'm Kapitan Timawa. Superhero. Servant of True Justice. True American."
They ignore him.
"Hey!" he smiled at an interracial family with a caucasian father and an Asian mother walking past him. "Kapitan Timawa! Superhero and-...!"
They ignore him.
"O-Okay! If you want an autograph later-!"
Everyone ignores him.
"Tough crowd. Heheh..,"
Meanwhile...
"Daddy's walkin' in," said Yuri, seeing her father in his All-Star costume through the binoculars, wearing his usual black getup, but now wearing a golden cloth mask with goggles on.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, Francisco," said Kariel.
"Oh, shit!" said Kapitan Timawa.
Kapitan Timawa tries to stand up.
"Easy, easy..." said Kariel. "I just wanna talk."
Meanwhile...
"They're talkin'," said Yurielle, 49 meters away. "Jill?"
"It's Jack, now," said Jack, woged as himself. "What did you apply your name as?"
"You first," said Yurielle.
"Blast Murder Quiche," said Jack.
Yurielle turns to Jack with a confused look.
"It... made more sense for us in our head."
"I did not consent to that," said Jill in his head.
"You?" asked Jack.
"Blind Jack," said Yurielle.
"But... I'm Jack," said Jack.
Yurielle begins to laugh at Jack.
"What?" asked Jack, confused.
"You're Jack... But I named myself Jack! You idiot!" cackled Yurielle.
"I don't get it..." said Jack.
"Ah..." Yuri pats Jack in the back. "HAHAHA!!! Ah... dumbass..."
"Who's the joke on!? What!?" asked Jack. "Wait... how are you seeing through those binoculars."
Yuri wheezes. "HA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! So stupid... You fuckin' fell for it! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"These are pretty mundane pranks, Yuri," sighed Jack.
"Why are we laughing!?" Jill is laughing in his head.
Yuri stops immediately.
"Wait... somethin's wrong..." said Yuri.
"What?" asked Jack.
"His heartbeat's fucked up," said Yuri.
Meanwhile...
Kariel is pointing his gun at the ground while facing Kapitan Timawa.
"What do you want, JoJo?" asked Kapitan Timawa.
"Francis... I just need you to come with me to the police station, and you won't get killed."
"Are you shittin' me?" laughed Kapitan Timawa. "I'd rather kill you."
"You mean... you'd rather get killed?" asked Kariel.
"No... I'd kill you," said Kapitan Timawa. "I'm just doing what's best for the nation, JoJo."
"You're a murderer, Francis. A serial killer, even," said Kariel. "You killed so many innocent soldiers, cops, criminals, and patriotic figures in the past nine years of your life. You're no hero. You're a psychopath."
"I'M NOT...!!!" he slams the table. "A psychopath... I'm a regular person. I have my own culture, my own feelings, my own opinions-..."
"You mean, your appropriations, your violent outbursts, and your own motives?" asked Kariel.
"Appropriations!?"
"You wore a feathered Native American cap for your Christmas Party last year."
"I wore it because I believe that we are one people. I believe that even the poorest man is above these white people... These people who have so much Pinoy blood in their hands..."
"Then join me and do it the right way."
"No... Your way isn't right... It never is... Your way lacks sense and respect for our ancestors. Your way is a fucking piece of shit reminder that we're still left on THEIR shelves waiting to be FUCKING equal like them! When will that day come, hm!? Another war against this stupid fuckin' country!? I stand for everyone who's been killed by these stupid fucking Americans!"
"Well... too bad, Francis... I really thought you had a chance." sighed Kariel.
"So did I," sighed Kapitan Timawa.
Kariel's eyes turn black. "Bang."
*BANG!!!*
Everyone in the restaurant stays quiet.
*wooooo~OOOoooooOOOO~ooo!!!*
All-Star, riding the bullet, curves the bullet from the floor and toward the center of Francis' forehead.
*CLANG!!!*
His Shield appears.
Kapitan Timawa smiles. "Say Kamusta to my little friend..."
His Shield is right in front of Kariel's face.
"Freeman," said Kapitan Timawa.
Kapitan Timawa equips his shield and kicks Kariel in the face, who backflips backward landing on the next table behind them and shooting at him six times.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!*
Six bullets flew toward Kapitan Timawa's body from all sides as the people in the restaurant stand up and run away.
*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!*
All six bullets were shielded by Freeman. Freeman flies around and protects Kapitan Timawa.
Kariel brings out ACT 2.
Meanwhile...
"They're fighting," said Yuri. "Go! Go! Go!"
Jack manifests his Netherite Armor around his body.
"Uh..." Jack takes out his fishing rods from the chest tightly staying on the left of his belt and grapples the hook onto the next building and prepares to swing down the streets.
Yuri grabs onto him, hugging him from behind.
Jack turns red.
"What!?" asked Yuri.
"Nothing... just... your breasts..."
Yuri sighs and turns red. "Just swing..."
Jack swings down to the street and lands safely down.
Yuri loads something in her gun. "Forgot to load."
"You forgot to load the bullets!?" asked Jack.
"No..."
Jack sees her Stand Colony, All the Way, entering the bullets. Nos. 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7.
"Haha!" laughed No. 1. "Let's go, girls! Hup two three four! Hup-!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" yelled No. 2.
No. 3. is poking No. 5's eye, who is crying.
"No. 3," said Yuri. "Don't you do that to No. 5..."
"Fine!" sighed No. 3.
No. 6 is cackling wildly. "I'LL KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
No. 7 sighs. "Just get on, already..."
"They can talk!? Stands can do that!?" asked Jack.
"Yeah..." sighed Yuri.
"Alright..." he said, confusedly.
Jack equips his ax and swings the glass doors open.
"Unnecessary..." sighed Yuri.
*BANG BANG!!!*
Kariel is shooting at Kapitan Timawa and is dodging his shield throws.
Kapitan Timawa tosses his shield at the wall and it bounces back toward Kariel, and Kariel crouches, dodging it. He tosses it again and Kariel shoots at him, and the shield teleports in front of the bullet when the bullet was inches away from the body.
Yuri shoots her bullets six times and the six of her pistols each ride the bullets toward Kapitan Timawa.
The shield blocks all the attacks, instantly teleporting around his body about six times.
"WHAT!?" asked the six Stands.
Jack nervously casts his fishing rod and grabs onto the shield.
Jack yells as he tries to hold on.
The shield then spun toward Jack, but Jack blocks it with his own rectangular "wooden" shield that manifests on his left arm.
*CLANG!!!*
The shield bounced back in Kapitan Timawa's arm as he backflipped and landed outside.
"Wait..." said Kapitan Timawa.
"What!?" asked Kariel, pointing his gun.
"You really are stupid," sighed Kapitan Timawa. "Ma-i. Have you heard that name before?"
"Yes," said Kariel. "The original name of the sovereign state that ruled the Philippines prior to colonization."
"You mean our sovereign state," said Kapitan Timawa. "There was never a 'Philippines.' It was just Ma-i. Say it with me. Ma-i."
They stay silent.
"I SAID SAY IT WITH ME!!! MA FUCKING I!!! MA-I!!!"
"That name is dead," said Kariel. "It was killed by prejudice... The same thing you are fueled with.My family was fueled by this as well... Until my brother changed it all by introducing a federal Superstate structure to Maharlica.I will honor him by hunting down scum like you."
He sighs. "You really are a stupid brown man...Do you know why I tear out their testicles or their ovaries as a calling card?"
"Told you!" yelled Yuri.
Everyone turns to Yuri.
"Sorry," sighed Yuri.
"Because America raped the Philippines... That... is my one belief... and I want vengeance... Vengeance is justice... AND VENGEANCE... IS... MINE!!!"
He tosses the shield toward Kariel, but Kariel grabs it.
Kariel is now in ACT 2 once more.
"No..." Kariel tosses the shield back at him. He grabs it, but he crashes outside. "It isn't..."
Kariel flies outside and the other pair follows after.
"How'd he-!?" asked Jack.
"Daddy has four ACTs of All-Star," said Yuri.
"Holy shit, that's overpowered," said Jill, in his head.
"Yep..." said Jack.
Kapitan Timawa slowly stands back up, having crashed into a wall. He slowly gets to the high ground, which is on a car.
Kariel turns off ACT 2 and sighs in relief. "I can't overuse ACTs 2, 3, and 4... Because I'll die."
Kariel takes out his other revolver with his left hand.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!*
He shot four times.
"DAD!!!" yelled Yuri. "NO!!!"
*woooo~ooOOoo~Oooo!!!*
*CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!*
"What's wrong!?" asked Kariel.
"Four is an unlucky number, Dad! I told you!" yelled Yuri. "BILLIONS OF TIMES!!!Wait... There was a fifth clang..."
Another shield bounces back and someone catches it.
"What the hell is he doing here!?" asked Kariel.
Sam sighs. "He's mine."
Sam Wilson... AKA Captain America II...
"Ah... My NEMESIS!!!" yelled Kapitan Timawa.
"Look, Francis... You killed an old friend of mine and I'm here to take you down..." said Sam.
"Ah... Marley?" sneered Kapitan Timawa. "I gutted him... Yes... But you'll understand, right? You're black, after all -..."
"RAUGH!!!" Sam spins and angrily tosses his shield toward Kapitan Timawa's face, but his shield blocks it.
"Traitors everywhere..." he creepily muttered. "I don't wish to kill any of you! Please, Sam Wilson! Do not attack me!"
"I am 57-years-old. I do not give a damn if I kill you..." said Sam.
"You're 57!? Damn you look young!" laughed Yurielle.
"Sorry, Ranger... But he's mine."
*BANG!!!*
*woooo~oooo~!!!*
Kapitan Timawa blocks it. "We were bombed on the same day as Pearl Harbour and we were set aside! The sun will set in the American Empire-!!!"
Sam tosses his shield at Kapitan Timawa once more. The shield bounces on a wall and returns to his hand. He charges and blasts his fists toward Kapitan Timawa. Kapitan Timawa, however, does a spinning aerial cartwheel and kicks Sam in the face.
Kapitan Timawa retracts his shield and takes out a knife. He tries to stab Sam, but Sam tries to grab it. Kapitan Timawa drops it and grabs it, then tries to stab Sam toward his chest.
Kapitan Timawa then takes out his shield and tries to bludgeon Sam's head but his head dodges and he kicks Kapitan Timawa down.
Yurielle clicks her gun.
"Don't shoot!" yelled Kariel.
"Why?" asked Yuri.
"You might hit Sam!"
"I have a shot!"
"Don't or you're grounded!"
"I have a shot!"
"Yuri!"
Jack sighs.
*clack clack clack*
Jack takes Sam and pulls him away as he tumbles on the ground.
Sam tosses his shield and Kapitan Timawa does so as well.
*CLANG!!!*
Both shields create a very small shockwave that pushes all of them behind, except for Kariel, who immediately summoned ACT 2.
Jack lands on all fours.
Yurielle slides backward.
Sam's wings shield the shockwave.
Kapitan Timawa backflips behind the car he was on and hides.
Everyone slowly stands up as his shield slowly retracts while Sam's shield is slightly chipped.
Kapitan Timawa sneers as he prepares to run away.
*click...*
A wormhole closes behind Kariel, and he puts his gun's mouth right in front of Kapitan Timawa's forehead.
"You're under arrest, asshole," said Kariel.