บท 258: 258. Come Along With Me!
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The Omniverse slowly reforms around Miguel.
"What's... happening? Where am I?"
Hello, there!
"Hi!" smiled Prometheus.
"Hello," said Miguel. "Where am I?"
"Welcome, Miguel JoJo!"
Yeah! Welcome! To...
"THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
...-Edge of the frickin' Universe... Yeah!
"Goddamn," said Miguel, looking at his body. "I'm... glowing... and... naked..."
"Well, yeah! You are the third Messiah of this world! You deserve it!"
"To be... a god?"
Nope! To be the hero that no one ever expected to win! Or... actually... everyone expected to win. I don't know! Nobody reads my books!
"Why am I here?"
Because I... am giving you a choice... Either I destroy this world... and I reboot everything in this world I made... and you will have to die... over and over again... in exchange for you living in a constant happiness loop where you relive your life over and over again... but everyone around you loses...
Or...
You end those loops... and you end up finally accepting what was always meant to happen... ever since I started writing these books way back in my old account... What... is... your choice... Miguel JoJo?
To reboot the world and relive every adventure you've had in a different form or you end this horrible loop...
"What will it be?" asked Prometheus. "What's another eternity? I... was a character from this author's old account... and in every loop... I raised Hercules as my own... It'd be really great if Hercules gets to live and break free from this prison...What do you choose, Miguel? Loop... or move forward?"
"Forward..." said Miguel.
Are you sure? You'll never meet your family again... not for a while...
"Forward," Miguel said firmly.
I nod... I chuckle softly, watching Miguel's glorious fate.
Yeah... Haha... I'm proud of you... In a weird way... you're kinda like my son...
"Wait... are you... God?"
Nope. Just a writer. A writer who raised all of you... Wrote about you... Believed in you... That's why... You'll all be part of my memories forever...
Miguel chuckles. "The Omniverse started moving...once more...STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!!"
The Omniverse... had... returned...
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Every Universe destroyed in every chapter I made in this book returned... As it should be... except for the D4C-Prime Earth they are on right now...
Now...
Miguel wakes up... in the Purple Dimension... with everyone else.
"What the hell happened!?" asked Duwang Josuke.
"Miguel just brought everything back... We're in the Purple Dimension..." said Bruce.
"M̵̡̺̜͑A̶̖͙̘̯̙̪͊̽̆͘ͅD̴̥̲͚̈̐̆̋̔̔̽͝È̸̤̄̈́͘͠͝ ̸̼̦̱̠̈́̾̓̏̀͌̎̚̕Ḯ̶̢̛͎͈̟͔̼͍̙̈́̂̈́̏N̸͎̪̱̬̫̝̽̀ ̷̛͉̲̞͙̺̈́͒̀̃H̶̢̧̯͚͉̖̙͇̊́̓̓̏̃Ě̸̢̛̙̫͔̻͉̒À̷͍͍̮̬̫͎͙̜̎̓̒́͗̓V̶͕͛͌͝E̶͖̊̐͐̋͗͝Ṋ̴̡̝̘̞̮́͗̃̿͊̎͝!!!"
Stefan teleports before them.
"Yare yare daze..." said Jotaro. "Why the hell are you still here?"
"You brought back the Universes? Foolish! I'll just destroy it all over again! AS I ALREADY HAVE!!!"
Lord, Giorno, Bruce, and Dark face against Stefan.
Miguel stands proud before Stefan as well, slowly rising from the ground.
"Are you kidding me? This... THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY!!! MADE IN-!!!Huh?"
"Your Stand has a weakness..."
Stefan's eyes widen as he slowly turned behind him. "You are still alive!?"
Prince Josuke poses awesomely behind Stefan. "Hangin' High Crocodile...Your Stand is only single-use..."
"NO, IT IS NOT!!! MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"
Nothing happens.
"WHAT!?" asked Stefan. "WHY!? MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"
Nothing happens still...
"HOW!?" asked Stefan.
"Because you got too arrogant, you idiot... You gave yourself two weaknesses. One is your durability," chuckled Vegeta.
"The other is your ability... which you only made a single-use one," said Goku.
"Pretty dumb to be that confident, just gotta say," smiled Saitama.
Shigeo smiles at Stefan with hope in his eyes.
Goku tries to become Super Saiyan, but his hair merely flickers gold and prepares his Stand.
So does Vegeta.
Saitama prepares a punch.
Shigeo prepares 100%, but just barely.
Duwang Josuke prepares Crazy Diamond.
Gappy prepares Soft and Wet: Go Beyond.
Jotaro prepares Star Platinum Requiem.
Peter turns on his Iron Spider Suit once more.
Hercules prepares Golden Sun.
Dark prepares his katana, Dark Moon.
Bruce prepares to launch his last Kryptonite bullet.
Giorno prepares GER.
Prince Josuke prepares Purple Rain Prince.
Lord prepares Crazy Diamond: Go Beyond.
Miguel prepares Stairway to Heaven.
"You must be joking!" yelled Stefan, laughing. "Honestly!? You and what army!? I could kill you all within a split second!"
"We're all that's left..." said Prince Josuke. "But we're not afraid of you! WE STAND BEFORE YOU BECAUSE WE CAN FIGHT YOU OFF!!! WE'RE DONE BEING SCARED!!!"
"Aha... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!M̶̨̨̖̦͔̜̙͍̗̖̹͗̆͊̍̓͒̌̔̉̈͘͝͠A̷̝̩̯̹̳̫̱͗̅̓̈̈́̅̾̓̀͒ͅD̸̡̧̮͈̬̺̙͑͋̿̓́̂̓̈́̃̐͆͘͜͝E̸̛̞̘̠̞͎̩̗̜̩̯̹̯̞̩̖͐͋̓́͐̽͐̋͋͆̅̈́̕ ̴̢̪̞͓̜̞̦̖̣̥̠̹̭̲̆̉͗̔̏̈̈́͒͛͑͂̽Ǐ̸͈̣̰̹̫̗̳͍̜͖͖͊̈̏͛̎̀͗͘N̴̨͖͉͍̞̪̦̯͒̇ ̸̧̲̗̪̤̣̳̤̹̪̼̤͈̎̈́̔̐̄̚H̸͍̣͔̫̩̮̳̏ͅE̴̢͔̹̳̳̟̼̜̣͍̺͋̔͠A̵͈̬̬̋̓V̵͔̳̰̺͈͕͇͓̙̐̔͒͊̅̑̃̑̈́͐̇̕͠͝ͅͅͅḘ̸̞͇̻͉̒̏̓̋̈́͐̄̍͋͐͘̚N̵̢̜̞̺̮̤̮͍̘̬̹͖͇̱͙̉̊̀̇̈́̉͋͊̿̀͛̔͘!!!"Stefan charges toward Prince Josuke.
"ORA!!!"
A white and golden-striped Star Platinum blocks Made in Heaven's punch.
"This..." said Miguel. "...is Stairway to Heaven."
Stefan tries to blast Made in Heaven's fists at Prince Josuke to kill him, which Miguel's Stairway to Heaven blocks every one of Stefan's attacks with absolute precision.
"Impossible!" yelled Stefan.
"I'm tired of people saying things are useless, futile, or impossible... Because come on! Anyone can do any damned thing!Doughnut was right... The world needs a common enemy to unite... That's who you are, Stefan... Your destiny is to unite the worlds... by being its greatest enemy... Call it an insult... but it's your destiny... and mine is to lead what's left of it against you!So everyone... whether or not you're listening... COME ALONG WITH ME!!!Together, we will bring down tyranny and bring justice to our world once more!"
"I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!"
"It's not about what you deserve! It's about what you need! It's about what you believe in! It's about what you hope for! And if you can't see that... I'm sorry, Stefan... But you've lost... You shouldn't have wasted time on killing our friends... because they died not for naught... they bought us time... Now... We'll take you out..."
"ORA!!!"
*doom*
Suddenly, everyone else drops to the ground as Stefan sneers before Miguel.
"My Range... is farther than you can ever wish for..."
"I can work with that," smiled Miguel.
"RON-KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA-!!!"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Miguel's armor begins to crack as Stefan laughs.
"You're too slow!" Stefan cackled.
Stefan bashes Miguel's face over and over again as an army of Stone Golems, Blade Taloses, Blaster Taloses, Glass Taloses, and Sand Taloses approach the group with portals everywhere. Large ships appear out of the portals.
Lord sighs. "Shit..." Lord stands up. "Well... shit..."
"I, Vegeta... Prince of all Saiyans... am getting tired of this Goddamned shit! WHO WRITES THIS SHIT!?"
"Don't worry, Vegeta! We'll find a way!"
"OUT OF THIS WRITER'S BLOCK OF A STORY, YOU SAY!?"
"I think this world's fine... We just need to think of something..."
"HAHAHAHA!!! ALAS!!! I SAY IT AGAIN!!!" cackled Stefan. "YOU AND WHAT ARMY!?"
*burp* "Goddamn it... We're doing an Avengers Endgame... Really getting tired of this writer's shit..."
Eh... I shrug... I don't care! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ah... I lack... I lack originality...
"Turn around... all of you... Turn around..."
Everyone turns to the left.
"Other way!"
Everyone turns to the right.
"WHAT!? NO!!! BEHIND YOU, YOU IDIOTS!!!"
Everyone turns to the front once more.
"I SAID BEHIND!!! BEHIND!!! God, I need to be paid more in this job..."
Everyone turns to the back.
*pchoo!!!*
Green portals begin appearing behind Lord, Goku, and Vegeta.
Star walks out of the portal clenching her fists as the wind blows her clothes and hair. She takes out her wand and points it at Stefan.
"What the-!?" asked Stefan.
*PEW*
*SPLAT*
A hole is blasted into Stefan's abdomen.
"RAUGH!!!" yelled Stefan. "HOW DARE!!!"
Several heroes walk out of the portals. The Stardust Crusaders (with Yuki), The Jazz Fusion, Weeb Town, The Justice League, The Legends of Tomorrow, The Avengers, The Guardians of the Galaxy, The Resurrected Jump Force members, The X-Men, The Suicide Squad, and Team Crisis.
"I called everyone," said Star, squinting her eyes.
"Quite literally, I see!" yelled Deadpool.
"Hey, Wade!" smiled Harley.
"Hey, Harley!" smiled Deadpool
"SHAZAM!!!" yelled Billy, as he transforms into SHAZAM.
Thor absorbs Billy's lightning from the sky. "HAHAHAHA!!!"
Clark, wearing his black suit armor, floated above them.
*pchoo*
An army of Iron Man armors appears behind them.
"Hey, Bruce!" smiled Tony. "Underoos!"
Peter, with teary eyes, went over there and hugged Tony.
Daredevil prepares his batons.
"Where's Frank?" he asked.
"I'm sorry..." said Bruce.
Daredevil gasped as he wept softly. "I... I see..."
Damian and Cassandra prepared their katanas.
"Father," said Damian.
Bruce smiles.
Diana appears behind them as Bruce laughs softly.
Carol does a superhero landing and appears before them.
"Cap," nodded Tony.
"Stark," nodded Carol.
"TRISH!!! MISTA!!!" smiled Giorno.
"KOICHI!!! OKUYASU!!!" smiled Duwang Josuke.
"YASUHO!!!" smiled Gappy.
Turtle Polnareff laughs. "HAHAHAHA!!!"
Jotaro smiled softly as a tear in his eye flows down.
"Did you just-?" Vegeta laughs at Jotaro. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AH-!!!"
Jotaro wipes Vegeta's tears as well.
"Need a tissue as well, old friend?" asked Jotaro.
"Tch-! Fuck off, Dark One!" yelled Vegeta.
Yuki runs toward Dark and Hercules and hugs them both.
"Fuck... You two look like you got your asses beat," laughed and snorted Yuki. "I helped Star contact Rick."
"HAHAHA!!!" laughed Hercules. "Of course you did!"
Dark sighs. "Well... I'm not surprised that you were smart enough to do something as amazing as this..."
Lei flies down to Lord and hugs him.
"Oh, thank God!" sobbed Lord.
Celine, Yang, Bumi, Motorhead, and Steven all hug Lord.
They all let go and laugh...
Rick and Morty fly in their spaceship above Weeb Town. "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!" laughed Rick. "Yeah! Haha! Oh Geez! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"
"Where's... Ryle, Zed, and Van?" asked Celine.
Lord bows his head and his eyes go teary. "They... didn't make it..."
"Oh..." said Bumi.
Everyone bowed their heads.
Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin all hug Prince Josuke.
Anne hugs and kisses Miguel.
"I knew you could do it!" Anne giggled as Miguel happily kissed her face. "I knew it!"
Everyone... literally... everyone... faces against Stefan.
Stefan slowly backs away. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no... NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Everyone!?" asked Miguel. "EVERYONE!? COME ALONG WITH ME!!! AND STAND PROUD!!!"
Everyone cheers for Miguel. "JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!!"
Everyone immediately charges at Stefan.
Finn yells, "IT'S ADVENTURE TIIIIIIIIME!!!"
"Awehsomeh!" laughed Prince Josuke.
"FUCK!!!" yelled Stefan. "THIS... CANNOT BE THE ENDING I WILL HAVE!!! I... DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!"
Stefan gasps out of fear.
"ALL OF YOU!!!" yelled Stefan to his army. "CHARGE!!!"
The Golems charge Miguel's army.
The entire army charges at Stefan's army.
Thor bashed open the enemy Golems' heads and clapped them all with his thunder.
Diana, Clark, Carol, and Billy all blasted open the Golems with their fists.
Damian and Cassandra tag team against the Golems, slicing their heads off with their katanas.
Matthew uses his sticks to attack the Blade Taloses and kill them all.
Deadpool and Harley Quinn use their respective weapons and go back to back to kill the Golems approaching them.
"I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN AN ENDGAME!!! TONY REJECTED ALL OF MY FRIEND REQUESTS TO BE IN THERE!!!"
"What!? I thought that you belong in a different Universe!"
"Not until a convoluted fate of my Universe fusing with the Prime Marvel Universe, and I end up gaining memories in this Universe as well!"
"Why the hell would the writer do that!?"
"Who cares!? I'm in the MCU now!"
Bruce, Tony, and Peter all went back to back to blast Shattered Stars, Energy Webs, and Repulsion Blasts at the enemy Golems.
Bruce and Tony look at Peter, who smiles at them, as Bruce and Tony smile at each other, then say "Ahem..." and look away.
Prince Josuke blasts his fists at all of them with ORA Rush as frisbees, hail raindrops, and lightning struck all of his enemies.
Finn gave the soldiers MUDA Rushes, charging with feeling.
"THE POWER OF SIMPS!!!"
Jake stretches around and pummel the soldiers by turning his fists into maces and spinning them around.
"JAY T. DAWGZONE SAYS YOUR TIME ON EARTH IS FINISHED!!!"
Spongebob uses his Fortisite blasters to blast at his enemies.
"BAHAHAHAHA!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!! NGAHAHAHA!!! NGAHAHAHA!!!"
Patrick uses his Goofy Goober to protect his group.
"FOR FINLAND!!!"
Gumball shot at the Golems with his bottle caps.
"DIE PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!"
Darwin turned into a giant frickin' Hydra with frickin' Stand machine guns on its heads.
"DIE, GUMBALL!!!"
"What? What do you mean?"
Lord uses his heat vision to melt them all.
"DORARARARA!!!"
Lei drowned several Golems with a massive flood.
How the hell are these guys drowning? Does that mean they have a weird respiratory system? Who gives artificial creatures a respiratory system!? Eh.
Celine blasted holes into them with her plane Stands.
Steven used his shield to break them to pieces.
Bumi aged the Golems to death as he floated around them.
Star used magic to melt them away, using the Darkest Spell.
*BANG BANG BANG*
Mista shot left and right, killing all the Golems around him.
Trish uses Spice Girl to melt the Golems before her.
Koichi uses "3 FREEZE!!!" to gravity crush every Golem that approaches him and crushes them to pieces.
"LET'S KEEL DA FUCKERS!!!"
Okuyasu swayed The Hand's hand around and erase the Golem's faces, making them unable to see as The Hand punches them in the face.
"Oi! Josuke!" yelled Okuyasu. "Wanna see if I can erase that guy's face?"
"Something's wrong with you, dude," said Duwang Josuke.
Yasuho Hirose redirected Gappy's invisible bubbles around toward the enemies.
Jean Pierre Polnareff zoomed around and slashed his rapier at the enemies.
Shigeo Kageyama blasts all of them with his Psycho Ray, fighting alongside Goku, Vegeta, and Saitama, who all struggle to keep up with their top power levels. Goku and Vegeta's hairs flicker and Saitama's eyes flicker red and golden.
Vegeta's face is punched by Bill Cipher.
"I... AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!"
"What is a Prince to a God!?" asked Bill.
"What is a God... TO A NON-BELIEVER!!!?"
"LET'S EAT THAT GODDAMNED HORSE, VEGETA!!!" yelled Goku, as both rush their attacks at Bill.
"OW!!! MY ONLY EYE!!!"
Mob blows up several soldiers behind the pair that were about to shoot them in the head.
Saitama then teleports from behind Mob and blasts several punches at the soldiers before.
Giorno, Jotaro, and Duwang Josuke all use their Stands to slowly approach Stefan by killing the soldiers before them.
Yuki, Dark, and Hercules attack the Golems all at once. Hercules locks them in time while Dark and Hercules decapitate them.
The Stardust Crusaders, Yoshiko, Ghost Jedan, Kariel, Anne, and Miguel all fight against Stefan.
Yoshiko blasts missiles at him filled with Bruce's Kryptonite.
Ghost Jedan blasts Emeralds at Stefan.
Kariel attacks Stefan with ACT 4.
Anne zips Stefan's body into pieces, but Stefan desperately tries to back away from her so that the zippers would disappear from his body.
Thor swings his hammer at an opponent seeing Bruce snapping a Golem's neck.
"Well, Wayne!" laughed Thor. "I'd like to see you challenge me to a duel sometime!"
"Gorr was right," said Bruce, as Thor goes limp and drops the hammer on his leg. "Gorr was wrong."
Thor gasps and regenerates as he stands right back up.
He points his hammer at Bruce. "Why?"
"To prove a point," said Bruce.
"Holy shit," said Tony. "I'm gonna use that when I come back."
"Don't," said Thor.
"Seriously, don't. Timeline, remember?" asked Bruce.
"Can I try that?" smiled Peter. "Gorr was right!"
Thor goes limp. "STOP THAT!!!" he yelled, lying on the ground.
"Gorr was wrong," said Peter.
Thor regains his powers and stands right back up.
Miguel, meanwhile, tracks and counters his every movement, terrifying Stefan.
"NO... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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