บท 178: 178. Goku, Vegeta, and Saitama Get Curbed by a Rat ...
The room of Mr. President, the turtle's original Stand, had expanded into a house that can fit about 20+ people. Vegeta stayed in his room eating some chips Giorno developed while playing a video game the group found in the turtle's storage. Mista sneaked them in before the Universes were destroyed. Right now, Vegeta is playing a video game where he battles a giant spaceship.
"HAHAHAHA!!! Foolish competitor! I have destroyed the spaceship of the invaders! I, PRINCE VEGETA, WRECKER OF YOUR SHIT, HAD DEFINITELY CURB-STOMPED YOU!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Hey, Best Buddy!" smiled Goku, teleporting behind him. "Apparently I can't go instant transmitting because Jotaro said either I endanger myself by going alone or everyone else by taking Jotaro with me."
"Get out of my room, Kakarot," said Vegeta.
"Come on! Let's go play like old times!" smiled Goku.
"Screw that noise! My swagger ain't got time for you!" yelled Vegeta.
"Aw..." said Goku, bowing his head.
Goku sits on the bed in his room.
"Hey, Getes!" smiled Goku.
"What is it, Kakarot?" asked Vegeta, giving a deep sigh before saying it.
"Why is there a rat in the room?" asked Goku.
"Just kill it or whatever. I don't fucking care," said Vegeta.
"Aw! I wouldn't kill a rat!" smiled Goku. "Unless I'm hungry," his voice went serious for a second there and that's worrying.
"Then let it out or whatever!" yelled Vegeta. "God! It's like talking to your child or talking to your neighbor who's a Goddamned hippie."
"Uh... Vegeta?" asked Goku. "It has a Stand."
"What!? Animals can't have Stands! They don't have souls! I... I think," said Vegeta.
*SPLAT*
*SPLAT*"Uh... Vegeta?" asked Goku.
"WHAT!?" asked Vegeta.
"Josuke's out hunting with the others, right?" asked Goku.
"You can't tell me that you, a mighty Saiyan Warrior, was wounded by nothing more than a feeble-!"
Vegeta turns to Goku to see his hand's flesh and muscles melted as his bones are showing.
"Gah!" yelled Vegeta, grabbing and pinching his nose in disgust, gagging.
"Could I please go see Josuke?"
The rat then opens the vents with its hands and crawls inside of it.
"Hey, guys?" asked Saitama, opening the door. "Have you seen a rat around here?"
Saitama shows his melted hand as well. His hand spurts out puss and mucus.
"Oh, sweet Jesus," said Vegeta, facepalming.
Saitama holds a pan and Goku prepares his functioning hand in case the rat comes back.
Vegeta stayed alert.
"Let's try to be as less destructive as possible since doing so might injure the French Turtle," said Vegeta.
"Mierda. Who are you calling a French Turtle?"
Ghost Polnareff appears beside them.
"Silence, French Turtle," said Vegeta. "You are of no help to us right now. We are battling an enemy Stand-User!"
"Really?" asked Polnareff, as he brings out Chariot II. "Where is the piece of shit? I'll kill them without a second thought!"
"It's a rat!" smiled Goku.
"Fucking shush, Kakarot!" yelled Vegeta.
"Aha... AHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOO HOO HOO!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! OH MON DIEU!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Polnareff.
"STOP LAUGHING, YOU FRENCH REPTILIAN!!!" yelled Vegeta. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"
Saitama smiles. "It is kinda funny."
Goku laughs hard as well.
"Why are we laughing?" asked Goku.
"Because two Saiyans and a human who has reached utmost potential couldn't beat a rat," laughed Polnareff.
"Oh! That's because the rat did this," smiled Goku, as he and Saitama showed their hands.
"EGAD!!!" yelled Polnareff. "Sacree Merde!!! What the absolute hell?! A rat did that!?Wait... Jotaro did tell me that he fought a rat with a similar ability. It melts the flesh of its target-..."
*shoo*
*CLANG*
Saitama blocked the attack before it struck Vegeta's neck.
*HISS*
The rat hissed at all of them.
"SILVER CHARIOT II!!!" yelled Polnareff, as Chariot II slashed its blade toward the rat, who dodges his attacks somehow.
"HORA HORA HORA!!!" yelled Chariot II.
"KING NOTHING!!!" yelled Vegeta, as King Nothing punches the rat.
The rat blasts another melting dart.
*CLANG*
Saitama blocks it once more.
"Normal Stomp!" yelled Saitama, as he blasted a kick so hard that it shook the whole room.
The turtle coughs out blood.
"Saitama!" yelled Polnareff.
"Gomenasai," said Saitama. "I went a little overboard."
The floorboard slowly healed as the rat ran away.
"GET HIM!!!" yelled Vegeta.
"The rat, right?" asked Goku.
"Yes. WHAT!? OF COURSE!!! WHAT THE F-!? RAUGH!!!" Vegeta chased after the rat as Goku, Saitama, and Polnareff followed.
Polnareff zoomed in front of the rat and tries to kill it with Chariot II's rapier, but the rat somehow dodges the attack.
"HUH!?" asked Polnareff, as the rat blasted several bullets toward Chariot. However, the bullets go through him because he's a ghost.
"Hon hon! Take that, vermin pest!" yelled Polnareff as he managed to stab the creature's shoulder.
*SHOO*
*tunk*
The floorboard is shot as it melts.
Turtle Polnareff coughs blood.
"Huh?" asked Trish, who is holding Polnareff. "You okay?Guys... I think the turtle is sick."
Polnareff sees that there is another rat.
"Tch-!" yelled Polnareff.
"LUCORA GUN!!! YAYAYAYAYA-!!!" Vegeta blasts several ki blasts toward the rat, who managed to dodge all of the attacks. "RAUGH!!! WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIE!!!?"
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
The floor is exploded as the turtle shakes in pain.
"GODDAMN IT, VEGETA!!!" yelled Polnareff.
"YOU, GODDAMNIT, VEGETA!!! WAIT, WHAT!? NO!!!" yelled Vegeta. "GOD!!! RAUGH!!!"
"KAMEHAMEHA!!!"
*PEW*
*splat*
Goku's hand explodes as his flesh and muscle splatters all over Vegeta's face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Goku, rolling in the ground in pain. "WRONG HAND!!! THAT WAS THE WRONG HAND!!! BAD TOUCH!!! BAD TOUCH!!!"
Suddenly, his hand regenerates.
"Oh! Well, that's just hifla dandy!" smiled Goku.
"Normal Consecutive Punches."
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
The turtle's shell begins to crack and bleed.
"Whoa!" yelled Mista, who is now bandaging the turtle. "Hm... I wonder if-..."
Inside the house, the hallway is destroyed as the void begins to leak into the house. Floorboards are thrown all around and the pipes are all showing.
"Sorry..." said Saitama.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" asked Polnareff, grabbing his head in fear. "DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE AFTERLIFE!? JOTARO SAID THAT I HAVE AT LEAST A HUNDRED MORE YEARS TO LIVE, JACKASS!!!"
"What do you suppose that we do, French Turtle!?" asked Vegeta. "Your house is infested with vermin!"
*shoo*
*SPLAT*
Half of Vegeta's torso melts as he drops to the ground.
Polnareff's eyes widen.
"OH GOD!!!" yelled Vegeta, heavily bleeding and surging with pus on the ground. "I should've gone Super Saiyan..."
Goku goes Super Saiyan Blue. "Kame... Hame..." Goku prepared a blast with both hands.
"NO!!!" yelled Polnareff. "NO MORE KAMEHAMEHAS, CONSECUTIVE NORMAL PUNCHES, OR FUCKING LUCORA GUNS!!!Everyone USE YOUR STANDS!!!SILVER CHARIOT II!!!"
"PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!!!"
"KING NOTHING!!!"
"ALL BY MYSELF!!!"
"Except you, Saitama," said Polnareff. "You'll kill all of us."
Saitama bows his head with a saddened expression. "Right..."
King Nothing attacks its target and lowers RATT's Stats as the rat loses its super speed.
Puff then blasts a punch into its spine. "DON-KA!!!"
Silver Chariot II then twirls its blade and blasts it into the rat's eye and head, killing it.
The rat drops dead as the three pant in relief.
"SQUEAK SQUEAK MOTHERFUCKER!!!" growled Vegeta. "THAT'S "FUCK YOU" IN RAT LANGUAGE!!!"
"Is it over?" asked Goku.
Another shot is shot toward Goku from behind.
"Normal Punch," said Saitama, as the rat explodes. Its insides and blood splatters all over their bodies.
"It's over."
*shoo*
The melting dart is suddenly shot into Saitama's torso as he melts to the ground.
"Tch-!" yelled Saitama.
There's another rat, and its Stand has several mouths.
"WHAT!?" asked everyone in the room.
It blasts a flurry of bullets toward them.
"OH, GOD!!!" yelled Goku.
"YEEHAW!!! PASS PASS PASS!!!"
All of the bullets are curved away from them and all toward the rat.
*sighs*
"Geez... You guys are honestly useless in Stand Battles," sighed Mista, who posed and appeared before them.
"Gladly, Sex Pistols managed to curve the bullets away from you guys and toward that rat," said Mista.
No. 6 reaches Mista.
"Mista! There are no more rats in the premises," said No. 6.
"Thank you," nodded Mista.
Mista turns to the group. "I'll go get Josuke to heal you guys."
Mista goes upstairs and teleports outside.
The group sigh out of relief and facepalm, except for Vegeta.
"YES!!!" yelled Vegeta. "WE HAVE DEFEATED THE RAT... THE MOST POWERFUL ENEMY WE'VE EVER FACED!!!"
"No... Vegeta, we could've died," said Saitama. "We're the three strongest members of the team and Polnareff's the fastest, and we were completely useless against that rat. So sorry... But Vegeta... No..."
"YOU, SHUT UP!!! VEGETA YES!!!" yelled Vegeta, as he coughed puss.
"Ugh..." said the other three.
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